Sanity Test

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-19 07:16pm

Lucky you! You are only
0%

insane! Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!

FUN FACT...

people more trustworthy than you (98%)
people just as trustworthy as you (1%)
people less trustworthy than you (0%)

I iz n0t 1|\|$ayn!!11

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-11-19 07:35pm

Lucky you! You are only
16% insane! Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!

FUN FACT...

people more trustworthy than you (76%)
people just as trustworthy as you (2%)
people less trustworthy than you (21%)

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-19 08:47pm

Lucky you! You are only
0%

insane! Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!

The scary thing is I answered completely honestly, though I think I may have been wrong about the argyle...I think I said fabric, and I'm pretty sure it's actually a pattern.

[edit] BTW, I work in a counseling center...you guys are a relief after what I go through at work

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Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 11:32pm

Slathering billycrickets! You are 61% insane!

Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

Errrr, how do they figure this part? I'm 61% crazy and yet there are only 11% of people who have taken the test are more trustworthy than I?!
people more trustworthy than you (11%)
people just as trustworthy as you (0%)
people less trustworthy than you (87%)

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 11:34pm

Zaia wrote:Slathering billycrickets! You are 61% insane!

Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

Errrr, how do they figure this part? I'm 61% crazy and yet there are only 11% of people who have taken the test are more trustworthy than I?!
people more trustworthy than you (11%)
people just as trustworthy as you (0%)
people less trustworthy than you (87%)

Because 11% of the people > 61% crazy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 11:57pm

verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Errrr, how do they figure this part? I'm 61% crazy and yet there are only 11% of people who have taken the test that are more trustworthy than I?!
people more trustworthy than you (11%)
people just as trustworthy as you (0%)
people less trustworthy than you (87%)
Because 11% of the people > 61% crazy.

So, if 11% of people are crazier than I am, that makes them more trustworthy, not less?! *confused* My brain hasn't been working correctly today--am I missing something blindingly obvious here?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 11:58pm

Zaia wrote:
verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Errrr, how do they figure this part? I'm 61% crazy and yet there are only 11% of people who have taken the test that are more trustworthy than I?!
people more trustworthy than you (11%)
people just as trustworthy as you (0%)
people less trustworthy than you (87%)
Because 11% of the people > 61% crazy.
So, if 11% of people are crazier than I am, that makes them more trustworthy, not less?! *confused* My brain hasn't been working correctly today--am I missing something blindingly obvious here?

Whoops! My mistake! 11% people < 61% crazy. 87% people > 61% crazy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-20 12:03am

verilon wrote:Whoops! My mistake! 11% people < 61% crazy. 87% people > 61% crazy.

Word.

Ok. That's better; my head doesn't hurt quite so much anymore. Thanks, Ver!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-20 12:04am

Zaia wrote:
verilon wrote:Whoops! My mistake! 11% people < 61% crazy. 87% people > 61% crazy.
Word.

Ok. That's better; my head doesn't hurt quite so much anymore. Thanks, Ver!

You're welcome...sorry for the confusion.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-20 12:07am

verilon wrote:You're welcome...sorry for the confusion.

Darling dear, no need to apologize. My miniscule brain was confused before you tried to help me, so don't worry about it. Not your fault. Thank you!!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-20 12:38am

Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-20 12:39am

The Dark wrote:Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?

And Bean and one other.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-20 12:40am

verilon wrote:
The Dark wrote:Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?
And Bean and one other.

That one other being me.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-20 12:41am

And Lex and Dargos.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-20 12:47am

data_link wrote:
verilon wrote:
The Dark wrote:Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?
And Bean and one other.
That one other being me.

Bwahahahahah! *rubs hands together* Jeeves, do this for me, would you? Escort these gentlemen into my waiting room, would you? *purrrs* Then, be a dear--get Pablo to bring over my circular saw, that bag of stale candy corn, a pair of tweezers, a head of cabbage, seven rolls of duct tape and that kitten there....STAT!! I NEED SCISSORS!! 61!!!!!!

(Anyone who knows what those last two are from is AWESOME in my book!)

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-20 12:49am

The Dark wrote:Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?

I ponder that same question nearly every day at work, only with myself in the place of Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi's.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-20 12:52am

Zaia wrote:
data_link wrote:
verilon wrote: And Bean and one other.
That one other being me.
Bwahahahahah! *rubs hands together* Jeeves, do this for me, would you? Escort these gentlemen into my waiting room, would you? *purrrs* Then, be a dear--get Pablo to bring over my circular saw, that bag of stale candy corn, a pair of tweezers, a head of cabbage, seven rolls of duct tape and that kitten there....STAT!! I NEED SCISSORS!! 61!!!!!!

(Anyone who knows what those last two are from is AWESOME in my book!)

Now I'm sorry I asked...

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-20 12:53am

The Dark wrote:Now I'm sorry I asked...

I haven't scared you, have I, darling dear? *innocent smile* I certainly hope not...

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-20 12:55am

Zaia wrote:
The Dark wrote:Now I'm sorry I asked...
I haven't scared you, have I, darling dear? *innocent smile* I certainly hope not...

Nah, I'm a percussionist and I work at a counseling center. I'm not sure which has been better training, but I know how to deal with weird people. Now, if you'd kindly put on this white burlap jacket, it's a bit cold outside...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-20 12:57am

37% means I aM NoT iNsaNE

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-11-20 01:49am

Roflamo

[cue music]
The slathering billycrickets go hopping around and around, until POW! They get porked by the popemobile.
[/cue music]

I'm going to go to my room now, and try to get that out of my head via the use of a blunt instrument.