Ewo wrote:ok, so I am part of the golden mean with 43% but here is one pick up line that would totally work on me. If anyone in real life ever says this to me, they are totally in...
some guy: Hey baby, are you Jamaican?
me: Umm, no? Why do you ask?
Some guy: 'cause Jamaican me crazzzzy
hehehehe
Hey, bab, are you Jamaican?
Sorry, you had it coming, and I wanted to get it before any of the other guys, lol.
I got 33%...
But, I think that's because I'm incredibly shy to the opposite sex, coupled with a rather poor history of rejection...
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You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 63% pickup-able!
You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
*grumble* Sure I am...haven't had a date in six months.`
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