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Greed is good Take the greed test

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Greedy Animal! You are...
72% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 103 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.



Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:

1% are as greedy as you.
6% are greedier than you.
93% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...

Coupon users are more likely to steal.

Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.

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Greedy Animal! You are...
56% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 159 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.




Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:


5% are as greedy as you.
27% are greedier than you.
68% are less greedy than you.

And according to the GreedTest...

Coupon users are more likely to steal.

Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.

I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
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GODDAMMIT!!! Stop spamming with these tests
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40% greedy.
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48% greedy!
Just under Half Greedy

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Greedy Animal! You are...
70% greedy!

In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 110 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.

Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
1% are as greedy as you.
7% are greedier than you.
92% are less greedy than you.
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Post by Mike_6002 »

My results:

Greedy Animal! You are...
52% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 173 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.




Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:


7% are as greedy as you.
39% are greedier than you.
54% are less greedy than you.

And according to the GreedTest...

Coupon users are more likely to steal.

Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.

I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
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52% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 173 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.




Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:


7% are as greedy as you.
39% are greedier than you.
54% are less greedy than you.

And according to the GreedTest...

Coupon users are more likely to steal.

Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.

I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
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Greedy Animal! You are...
74% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 96 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.
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I'm 88% :twisted:
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Post by Zaia »

Do these quizzes count as spamming? This is OT....I thought it was just another way for us to get to know each other... :D

Anyway, I'm 44% greedy!

"In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 201 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight."

There is no way in HELL I would put mayo in my undies and wear them for a month for any amount of money. Miracle Whip maybe, but mayo?! Puh-LEEZ. :wink:
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Post by Larz »

:: thinks about Zaia's post... thinks that should stop thinking about that :: 46% greedy... the squishiness would get to me before the month ended, now marshmellows...
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Post by Zaia »

Larz wrote::: thinks about Zaia's post... thinks that should stop thinking about that :: 46% greedy... the squishiness would get to me before the month ended, now marshmellows...
Squishiness? LOL... :D

I think I'm actually greedier than that--they didn't ask questions pertaining to foreign travel and diamonds which I am most certainly greedy for. I'm not into that piddly video rental stuff... *scoffs* :wink:
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