Bill Gates has an XBox 360. The President of Sony has a PlayStation 3. Reggie Fils-Amine has a Revolution.
The three get in an arena and have to duel using the consoles as clubs.
Who wins?
Reggie is probably the most physically fit of the three, but has the smallest console...
Bill Gates is a scrawny nerd, and the President of Sony is pretty small, but they both have huge systems...
Reggie would win hands down with his irresistable power to kick ass and make awsome video games.
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Even though the Box and the PS3 are larger, the Revolution probably has a durability advantage, and so its effectiveness as a bludgeon will not degrade as the duel goes on. When you add in his physical fitness and size advantage over the other two, I have to give it to Reggie. Gates would come in second because his console is big and heavy and powerful, and also won't break down very quickly.
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I concurr with my colleges, Reggie, being better physically fit, and witht he durability of the NR, will easily crush the compitition of Gates with his 360, and the Sony President with his PS3.
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Master of Ossus wrote:Even though the Box and the PS3 are larger, the Revolution probably has a durability advantage, and so its effectiveness as a bludgeon will not degrade as the duel goes on. When you add in his physical fitness and size advantage over the other two, I have to give it to Reggie. Gates would come in second because his console is big and heavy and powerful, and also won't break down very quickly.
I have discussed this with several of my colleagues. We all concur.
Reggie has stated he's here to kick ass. Ergo, we can assume he's been in training for this match, while Bill and Sony Marketing Clone #236 have been promoting their products.
Not only does he have the advantage in being fitter and having a more durable console, don't forget that he now also has the chance to peg GameBoy Micros at his foes aswell.
Conclusion: Reggie by KO, with a semi-functioning Revolution.
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Ken Kutaragi (SCEI) may not look much, but he's actually a hardware engineer and designer, and could jury rig his PS3 to fire discs to incapapacitate his foes. (remember, developments have already been started with the PSP as a personal defence weapon).
Kaz Hirai (SCEA) doesn't have that advantage, but he appears small and nimble compared to the positively chunky Gates and well built Fils-Aime, and has a record in the last generation for turning his foes against one another, allowing him to strike at need.
Reggie will win. We have two simple advantages in the Nintendo corner.
1) The man. Reggie's big, he's fit, he's pumped. The man is enthusiasm, we've all seen that. He's big, boisterous, and doesn't hold back much.
2) The machine. The Revolution is small, you say! The X-Box is huge and battleaxe-like, you say! This is a bad thing my friends. Gates' scrawny arms will be hard-pressed to use it usefully as a bludgeon, while the small Revolution will allow it to be used as a quick-swing weapon, it's corners being excellent against the skulls of the opposition.
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