My monitor has died
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My monitor has died
It was 9 years old.
At 8:51 PM EST I was browsing through the Fox News thread, enjoying the friendly discourse when I came across the latest post by Ultra. Suddenly the screen began to flicker and then there was a loud popping noise. Dropping to one knee I began to pray to God to save my monitor, I explained to the Almighty that it had done no harm to anyone and had only brought joy into my life; first in the form of X-Wing and then later in the beauty that is Internet Porn. I begged him not to take it away from me.
Alas, the only answer I received was further pops as buzzing noises from the monitor and the sad smell of burning components. So I did what any merciful person would do in the same situation....I pulled the plug.
It is now buried in a place of honor in the yard. I dropped it upon the head of the rotting corpse of Darkstar and refilled the grave.
From this experience I have come to realize three great truths
1) There is no God
2) There are no computer stores open after 9 PM
3) Month old dead people smell.
Ultra! I shall have my vengence
At 8:51 PM EST I was browsing through the Fox News thread, enjoying the friendly discourse when I came across the latest post by Ultra. Suddenly the screen began to flicker and then there was a loud popping noise. Dropping to one knee I began to pray to God to save my monitor, I explained to the Almighty that it had done no harm to anyone and had only brought joy into my life; first in the form of X-Wing and then later in the beauty that is Internet Porn. I begged him not to take it away from me.
Alas, the only answer I received was further pops as buzzing noises from the monitor and the sad smell of burning components. So I did what any merciful person would do in the same situation....I pulled the plug.
It is now buried in a place of honor in the yard. I dropped it upon the head of the rotting corpse of Darkstar and refilled the grave.
From this experience I have come to realize three great truths
1) There is no God
2) There are no computer stores open after 9 PM
3) Month old dead people smell.
Ultra! I shall have my vengence
lol. the flyback transformer got a microfracture or other breach in the casing allowing the HV to arc into the other components. unless it took out the proc in the monitor, it's just a matter of pulling the top off, finding the fried components, replacing them, locating the casing failure and sealing it with silicone, then putting it back together and it'll work for a good few years more.
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Assuming you know what you're doing (since them capacitors store a lot of energy).Hyperion wrote:lol. the flyback transformer got a microfracture or other breach in the casing allowing the HV to arc into the other components. unless it took out the proc in the monitor, it's just a matter of pulling the top off, finding the fried components, replacing them, locating the casing failure and sealing it with silicone, then putting it back together and it'll work for a good few years more.
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Re: My monitor has died
So, if your monitor is dead..How are you typing this?Phil Skayhan wrote:It was 9 years old.
At 8:51 PM EST I was browsing through the Fox News thread, enjoying the friendly discourse when I came across the latest post by Ultra. Suddenly the screen began to flicker and then there was a loud popping noise. Dropping to one knee I began to pray to God to save my monitor, I explained to the Almighty that it had done no harm to anyone and had only brought joy into my life; first in the form of X-Wing and then later in the beauty that is Internet Porn. I begged him not to take it away from me.
Alas, the only answer I received was further pops as buzzing noises from the monitor and the sad smell of burning components. So I did what any merciful person would do in the same situation....I pulled the plug.
It is now buried in a place of honor in the yard. I dropped it upon the head of the rotting corpse of Darkstar and refilled the grave.
From this experience I have come to realize three great truths
1) There is no God
2) There are no computer stores open after 9 PM
3) Month old dead people smell.
Ultra! I shall have my vengence
There is no God.
But it does not matter.
Man is enough.
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Ya know, this reminds me. I've been meaning to pop the cover on my monitor and give it a good blast of air. Dust has a tendency to get in the most insane of places...
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Bean....thats just fucking sad man.
*blasts Bean with a can of air and runs*
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Re: My monitor has died
LaptopKosh_The_Vorlon wrote:So, if your monitor is dead..How are you typing this?
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Re: My monitor has died
Phil Skayhan wrote:LaptopKosh_The_Vorlon wrote:So, if your monitor is dead..How are you typing this?
Look on the bright side. Go on a killing spree in anger and get a shiny new moniter
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