At 8:51 PM EST I was browsing through the Fox News thread, enjoying the friendly discourse when I came across the latest post by Ultra. Suddenly the screen began to flicker and then there was a loud popping noise. Dropping to one knee I began to pray to God to save my monitor, I explained to the Almighty that it had done no harm to anyone and had only brought joy into my life; first in the form of X-Wing and then later in the beauty that is Internet Porn. I begged him not to take it away from me.
Alas, the only answer I received was further pops as buzzing noises from the monitor and the sad smell of burning components. So I did what any merciful person would do in the same situation....I pulled the plug.
It is now buried in a place of honor in the yard. I dropped it upon the head of the rotting corpse of Darkstar and refilled the grave.
From this experience I have come to realize three great truths
1) There is no God
2) There are no computer stores open after 9 PM
3) Month old dead people smell.
Ultra! I shall have my vengence
