Greed is good Take the greed test
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Greed is good Take the greed test
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Greedy Animal! You are...
72% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 103 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
1% are as greedy as you.
6% are greedier than you.
93% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...
Coupon users are more likely to steal.
Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.
Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.
Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.
I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
Greedy Animal! You are...
72% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 103 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
1% are as greedy as you.
6% are greedier than you.
93% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...
Coupon users are more likely to steal.
Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.
Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.
Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.
I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
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Greedy Animal! You are...
56% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 159 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
5% are as greedy as you.
27% are greedier than you.
68% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...
Coupon users are more likely to steal.
Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.
Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.
Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.
I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
56% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 159 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
5% are as greedy as you.
27% are greedier than you.
68% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...
Coupon users are more likely to steal.
Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.
Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.
Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.
I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
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Greedy Animal! You are...
70% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 110 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
1% are as greedy as you.
7% are greedier than you.
92% are less greedy than you.
70% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 110 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
1% are as greedy as you.
7% are greedier than you.
92% are less greedy than you.
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My results:
Greedy Animal! You are...
52% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 173 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
7% are as greedy as you.
39% are greedier than you.
54% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...
Coupon users are more likely to steal.
Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.
Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.
Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.
I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
Greedy Animal! You are...
52% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 173 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
7% are as greedy as you.
39% are greedier than you.
54% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...
Coupon users are more likely to steal.
Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.
Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.
Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.
I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
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52% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 173 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
7% are as greedy as you.
39% are greedier than you.
54% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...
Coupon users are more likely to steal.
Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.
Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.
Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.
I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 173 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
Good luck with your future life.
Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
7% are as greedy as you.
39% are greedier than you.
54% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...
Coupon users are more likely to steal.
Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.
Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.
Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.
I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.
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Do these quizzes count as spamming? This is OT....I thought it was just another way for us to get to know each other...
Anyway, I'm 44% greedy!
"In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 201 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight."
There is no way in HELL I would put mayo in my undies and wear them for a month for any amount of money. Miracle Whip maybe, but mayo?! Puh-LEEZ.
Anyway, I'm 44% greedy!
"In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 201 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight."
There is no way in HELL I would put mayo in my undies and wear them for a month for any amount of money. Miracle Whip maybe, but mayo?! Puh-LEEZ.
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:: thinks about Zaia's post... thinks that should stop thinking about that :: 46% greedy... the squishiness would get to me before the month ended, now marshmellows...
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Squishiness? LOL...Larz wrote::: thinks about Zaia's post... thinks that should stop thinking about that :: 46% greedy... the squishiness would get to me before the month ended, now marshmellows...
I think I'm actually greedier than that--they didn't ask questions pertaining to foreign travel and diamonds which I am most certainly greedy for. I'm not into that piddly video rental stuff... *scoffs*
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