Scene: The Oval Office
Players: George W. Bush, President of the US
Condoleezza Rice, National Security Adviser
George
Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi
Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George
Great. Lay it on me.
Condi
Hu is the new leader of China.
George
That's what I want to know.
Condi
That's what I'm telling you.
George
That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi
Yes.
George
I mean the fellow's name.
Condi
Hu.
George
The guy in China.
Condi
Hu.
George
The new leader of China.
Condi
Hu.
George
The Chinaman!
Condi
Hu is leading China.
George
Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi
I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George
Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi
That's the man's name.
George
That's who's name?
Condi
Yes.
George
Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi
Yes, sir.
George
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi
That's correct.
George
Then who is in China?
Condi
Yes, sir.
George
Yassir is in China?
Condi
No, sir.
George
Then who is?
Condi
Yes, sir.
George
Yassir?
Condi
No, sir.
George
Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi
Kofi?
George
No, thanks.
Condi
You want Kofi?
George
No.
Condi
You don't want Kofi.
George
No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi
Yes, sir.
George
Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi
Kofi?
George
Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi
And call who?
George
Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi
Hu is the guy in China.
George
Will you stay out of China?!
Condi
Yes, sir.
George
And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi
Kofi.
George
All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi
Rice, here.
George
Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Just another day in The Oval Office
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Faram
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Just another day in The Oval Office
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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Ok, that was funny as hell. 
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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