"The Star War is Satan's tool"

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2005-05-23 02:01am

Since 1999 we warned that the end times will be upon us with THE SEVENTH SEQUEL – and that time is now.

I don't know if this guy can't count, or he thinks there's gonna be another movie, but at less we now know why GL decided to go with six movies... the seventh would have doomed all mankind.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2005-05-23 02:07am

I think it's a bit over-the-top. It's too easy to tell that it's a satire, and that's normally quite difficult with satires of fundie extremists.

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2005-05-23 02:36am

From CAP alert:

Offense to God (O)

cowardice at the expense of others
"The Chosen One - the prophecy says"
lust for power to heal and defeat death
"You fool!"
use of "magic" to levitate, to control others and to do harm
using evil for good
lust for power
"learned" immortality

Kane Starkiller · Post by **Kane Starkiller** » 2005-05-23 02:50pm

This site is great!

"The attack on the Death Star is like sperm trying to impregnate an ovum"

and this:
+http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/c3gayo.jpg

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-05-23 03:02pm

First: If you beleive in the Force, you will go to Hell.

Then: Jesus is the Force.

I see.