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Admiral Valdemar
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The fans have decided!

Reminds me of the versus debates we voted on in my sci-fi club at uni.
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Oy, very funny but Wedge beating IG-88?
R2 canning a Jedi Master?
Han beating Chewie?
AND Vader beating the Emperor in what I can only assume to be a straight up fight?
That ain't happening, though inevitably Yoda would kick everyone's ass, that is true.
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Straha wrote:R2 canning a Jedi Master?
Jedi *igniting lightsabre*: I'm afraid you'll have to die here, droid.
R2D2: *beep* *doot* *twip*
Jedi: What did he just say?
C3PO: I believe he is saying "Exterminate, exterminate!"
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Drooling Iguana wrote:
Straha wrote:R2 canning a Jedi Master?
Jedi *igniting lightsabre*: I'm afraid you'll have to die here, droid.
R2D2: *beep* *doot* *twip*
Jedi: What did he just say?
C3PO: I believe he is saying "Exterminate, exterminate!"
"Real Astromech droids don't use the stairs! They level the building"
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