Parade of unfortunate Star Wars costumes.

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2005-05-23 04:33pm

The Parade of Unfortunate Star Wars Costumes

Some of these are hilarious.

But this one's got to be the worst:

The captions are pretty good too. I especially like this one:

Here's to another year of virginity! Cheers!

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2005-05-23 04:41pm

Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2005-05-23 04:48pm

I have to say that the female storm trooper was rather, umm... "wtf?"

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2005-05-23 04:50pm

There are some truly unfortunate people in that, that's all I have to say.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-05-23 04:54pm

Mark S wrote:
Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."

Me too. Damn.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2005-05-23 04:57pm

Petrosjko wrote:
Mark S wrote:
Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."

<snip pic>
Me too. Damn.

Boba-femme, I see?
Hotter than I would have thought.
Not all fans are bad.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2005-05-23 04:58pm

THIS Death star can't wait for a one-man fighter to maneuver straight down his trench and skim the surface. The target area is a small thermal exhaust port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction.

BWAHAHA!!!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2005-05-23 05:45pm

The girl in the Leia getup is pretty attractive. I'd hit it.

SCVN 2812 · Post by **SCVN 2812** » 2005-05-23 05:55pm

Good sampling of the light side and dark side of Star Wars fandom.

I think I may have to agree with the author's choice of the most unfortunate Star Wars costume....

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2005-05-23 06:00pm

Petrosjko wrote:
Mark S wrote:
Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."

Me too. Damn.

*snip female Fett outift*

No kidding! *drools*

felineki · Post by **felineki** » 2005-05-23 06:11pm

That female Boba Fett getup is actually pretty cute. The yellow color looks nice.

The short Stromtrooper was pretty amusing, as was "Grape Juice" Chewie.

And while the Death Star costume is pretty cruddy-looking, you have to give some major points for originality and uniqueness there. It's definitely a breath of fresh air among the myriads of Vaders, Stormies, and Fetts.

The female Stormie is amusing in a bizzare sorta way... complete with heels.

My favorite caption:

"Oh, Royal Guard. That's the last time we let you guard a box of doughnuts!"

Runner up would be the one comparing a rather strange Chewbacca to a gorilla in a Benny Hill skit.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2005-05-23 06:25pm

You know they just bussed that one Sandperson in to meet quotas.

I also love how they had Ahmed Best as Jar Jar for the worst costume.

JediMaster415 · Post by **JediMaster415** » 2005-05-23 06:26pm

Has anyone noticed that a majority of fans who wear costumes wear costumes that require a mask? Or am I imagining things?

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2005-05-23 06:30pm

Note the deformed Ellen DeGeneres clone checking out her ass.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2005-05-23 06:43pm

You have to at least give it up for this guy for accepting the only Star Wars costume that is really appropriate for the dietary decisions he's made.

WAHAHAHA....

That's great.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2005-05-23 06:51pm

JediMaster415 wrote:Has anyone noticed that a majority of fans who wear costumes wear costumes that require a mask? Or am I imagining things?

Star Wars has quite a few costume possibilities that require masks. Moreso than say, Star Trek.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2005-05-23 11:59pm

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-05-24 12:05am

Galvatron wrote:*snip picture

DROOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I'm not mistaken, that's the "Sith Vixen" who you can find here.

EDIT: I was right, that picture is on her webpage.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-05-24 12:15am

Yet another reason to join the Empire.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2005-05-24 01:33am

Petrosjko wrote:
Mark S wrote:
Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."

Me too. Damn.

Boba's sister Bibi Fett

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2005-05-24 03:47am

JediMaster415 wrote:Has anyone noticed that a majority of fans who wear costumes wear costumes that require a mask? Or am I imagining things?

The other thing I've noticed with any sort of costumed fans is that the people that wear the costumes are usually the last sort that should be wearing them.

Morilore · Post by **Morilore** » 2005-05-24 05:15am

"You get the feeling he kind of knows, don't you? He looks like he might know."