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Every 8 Year Old Kid Should Have This (Star Wars Related)

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Which 8 year old kid hasn't wished for his own *Sex Slave Leia*
notice the age on the package
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BTW Fond this while looking in Yahoo for SW wallpaper
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That's just...wrong.
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Batman wrote:That's just...wrong.
*shudders*
Why?

I like the packaging's picture. Instead of getting some crappy photo, they grabbed an artist to draw it.
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Batman wrote:That's just...wrong.
*shudders*
Especially the word "unleashed" on the package given the subject matter...
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Come on guys ... It's not so much difference between this and the look of Wonder Woman, for example. They have so much "decent non-sexual" nudity in cartoons and comics these days.

Of course, while parents could be used seeing her baby girl playing with "bathing suit" Barbie, might be a bit surprised when their baby boy asks for this action figure :twisted:
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Start preparing your excuses for the checkout counter. Here's mine. :lol:

"It's not for me, it's for my niece. She really likes all that Star Wars stuff and she has plenty of Barbies."

Propably still get the "ya right" stare, but oh well! :D
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You'll probably have better luck if you just mumble something about it being for voodoo. Then the cashier won't look at you at all for fear of accidental eye-contact.
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The problem is that dolls like this come out and contiribute to little boys imaginations and then kids lose their virginity earlier than they used to. Hell just from when I was in school 7/8 years ago the age where kids have sex had dropped from 15 to 10 yrs old. It's nuts. This doll should not be for kids as with wonderwoman. That's just my opinion though.
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Pfft...try GETTING one of those. One friend collects the unleashed figures(This and Aayla are the two hardest to find....Vader and RoTJ Luke are my favorites) and his thoughts on it are they came in one per case.

This infecting a seven years old mind though?

Please...you can see more T&A on teenie boober shows and cartoons. This what...a bikini clad woman? Yeah, okay...I'll remember that kids are so braindead that this is going to make them think "Gotta fuck a woman." :roll: .

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Ghost Rider wrote:And let's thank Montcalm for another useless thread.
It's not entirely useless, the packaging art is nice. If I was totally into actions figures I'd ask you where I could get it. ;)
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Ghost Rider wrote:Pfft...try GETTING one of those. One friend collects the unleashed figures(This and Aayla are the two hardest to find....Vader and RoTJ Luke are my favorites) and his thoughts on it are they came in one per case.

This infecting a seven years old mind though?

Please...you can see more T&A on teenie boober shows and cartoons. This what...a bikini clad woman? Yeah, okay...I'll remember that kids are so braindead that this is going to make them think "Gotta fuck a woman." :roll: .

And let's thank Montcalm for another useless thread.
Hey fuck you, :P I didn't mean only the dolls did it, I suggested that all this sex crap on tv, movies, dolls other toys is what helps kids have sex sooner than they should and I'm right, admit it man !

(of course I probably should have been more clear in my previous post, sorry for the misunderstanding)
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Why didn’t they come out with that when I was 12 and get away with buying that and not look like a piggish warsie? :evil:
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Mrs Kendall wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Pfft...try GETTING one of those. One friend collects the unleashed figures(This and Aayla are the two hardest to find....Vader and RoTJ Luke are my favorites) and his thoughts on it are they came in one per case.

This infecting a seven years old mind though?

Please...you can see more T&A on teenie boober shows and cartoons. This what...a bikini clad woman? Yeah, okay...I'll remember that kids are so braindead that this is going to make them think "Gotta fuck a woman." :roll: .

And let's thank Montcalm for another useless thread.
Hey fuck you, :P I didn't mean only the dolls did it, I suggested that all this sex crap on tv, movies, dolls other toys is what helps kids have sex sooner than they should and I'm right, admit it man !

(of course I probably should have been more clear in my previous post, sorry for the misunderstanding)
Don't go into this unless you really want me to go into how it's bullshit to target a piece of merchandise when it's fucking obvious that only in concert with PEER PRESSURE that such things exist.

I am not in a particular mood to be jovial about it.
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My mom would *never* have bought that for me or my lil brother. Hell, I can't even remember if she got us the original figure!
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Mrs Kendall wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Pfft...try GETTING one of those. One friend collects the unleashed figures(This and Aayla are the two hardest to find....Vader and RoTJ Luke are my favorites) and his thoughts on it are they came in one per case.

This infecting a seven years old mind though?

Please...you can see more T&A on teenie boober shows and cartoons. This what...a bikini clad woman? Yeah, okay...I'll remember that kids are so braindead that this is going to make them think "Gotta fuck a woman." :roll: .

And let's thank Montcalm for another useless thread.
Hey fuck you, :P I didn't mean only the dolls did it, I suggested that all this sex crap on tv, movies, dolls other toys is what helps kids have sex sooner than they should and I'm right, admit it man !

(of course I probably should have been more clear in my previous post, sorry for the misunderstanding)
Don't go into this unless you really want me to go into how it's bullshit to target a piece of merchandise when it's fucking obvious that only in concert with PEER PRESSURE that such things exist.

I am not in a particular mood to be jovial about it.
I never said Peer Pressure wasn't a part of it. I also never said it was solely the dolls. I never meant to piss you off or start a fight here. All I was doing was suggesting that that seems to be a contributing factor, IN MY OPINION. I'm not here to fight and I'm leaving this thread alone. I'm sorry you're not in a good mood today. Hope it gets better.
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Fuck. I'd proudly buy one of those. If they looked at me funny I'd just say, "What? At least it's not a fucking Jar Jar doll."
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I guess i made it seems like i was bitching about the sexyness of the action figure,btw it made me remember about the Austin Powers one that was accidently shipped to regular toy store,parents whined about the text on the package (Do i make you horny baby?) when it was supposed to go to specialty comic book stores. :D
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Is there a full sized version?
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