How Pure are you?

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-20 07:43am

Did it again and changed a few "borderline" answers to err on the side of caution. Got 24% pure. I'm evil, no matter which way you cut it.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-20 08:35am

76% pure

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-11-20 03:24pm

I am 64% pure, which is five percent less pure than the last time I took the test, which was a long time ago.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-11-20 05:02pm

50. Do you regularly not make it to the bathroom?
53. Have you ever intentionally caused an automobile accident?
55. Have you ever cheated on a partner?
61. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
64. Have you ever kissed someone in your family... in that way?
65. Have you ever fantasized about a family member?
67. Do you know what urine tastes like?
79. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?
80. Did you join in?
82. Have you ever commited bestiality?
83. Have you ever intentionally burned yourself?
90. Have you ever committed statutory rape?
92. Have you ever licked someone's eyeball or had yours licked?
93. Have you ever urinated on another person or been urinated on?
94. Have you had any sexually transmitted diseases?
95. If so, did you knowingly transmit that disease to others?
96. Have you ever received oral sex while defecating, or vice versa?
97. Have you in the past five years crapped in your pants?
99. Have you ever been turned away at a blood drive because of your own dirty past?

Here are the 19 sicko / junkie questions, I wanna know how which ones of these you answered yes to to get that 22.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-11-20 05:05pm

Oh, forgot about these.
35. Have you ever rimmed? (If you don't know, don't ask.)
36. Have you ever performed fellatio (oral sex on a man)?

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-20 08:11pm

I answered yes to most of those. Not telling which. But I'll happily say that bestiality was a DEFINATE NO.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-20 08:12pm

Would step-relatives count? I kissed someone who became my step-cousin after my grandfather remarried.

Dralan · Post by **Dralan** » 2002-11-20 08:23pm

You are 68% Pure!

I can live with that... atleast for a short while.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-11-20 10:26pm

weemadando wrote:I answered yes to most of those. Not telling which. But I'll happily say that bestiality was a DEFINATE NO.

Hehe, I wouldn't have told either

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-11-20 10:27pm

I wonder why Kelly hasn't posted in this thread yet. I'm curious to see what she answered yes to

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » 2002-11-20 10:30pm

You are 98% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (99%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (1%)

I wonder if anyone here is more "pure" than that.

Uther · Post by **Uther** » 2002-11-20 10:49pm

Isn't this the test where 25% of women say they've had sex with Bill Clinton? I know it's one of the tests on that site.