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http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news ... C1UF021120

Do NOT read this unless you are willing to lose your appetite for several days. Consider yourself warned.
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

That is just sick, <Ugghhhhh....> still have my appetite
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Hhmmm, man-yogurt diet...
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:? Eh, you guys are lightweights. You're grossed out by this?
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Well, that's a strange diet. Hope it catches on. :D
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I have only one thing to say about this. Something like this can only happen in the US of A.

I wonder if you Americans should try to take a patent on crazy people. You already have 80% of the world's nutcases.. why cant you help spare the world in general for the last 20% aswell :lol:
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Dralan wrote:I have only one thing to say about this. Something like this can only happen in the US of A.

I wonder if you Americans should try to take a patent on crazy people. You already have 80% of the world's nutcases.. why cant you help spare the world in general for the last 20% aswell :lol:
No, we'd just sue the rest of the world for illegal use of our patented product but refuse to allow them to be returned. The world will end up owing us untold billions per year. I like this plan..
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Fellatio redefined.
What's her bust size!?

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Dalton wrote::? Eh, you guys are lightweights. You're grossed out by this?


If anyone tries to gross out Dalton, they shall hang by their testicles at a height of 20 000 feet.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Dalton wrote::? Eh, you guys are lightweights. You're grossed out by this?


If anyone tries to gross out Dalton, they shall hang by their testicles at a height of 20 000 feet.
I would like to see that <picks up a test victim (DarkStar) tries to hang them but realizes that DarkStar has none>
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Mike_6002 wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Dalton wrote::? Eh, you guys are lightweights. You're grossed out by this?


If anyone tries to gross out Dalton, they shall hang by their testicles at a height of 20 000 feet.
I would like to see that <picks up a test victim (Mike_6002) tries to hang them but realizes that Mike_6002 has none>
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Hehe... you were warned. :P
That was fun.........<and I'm immune to all but Chou Hadokens>

Now let's get back on track, I wouldn't screw with Dalton ever, let alone try to creep him out
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I second Dalton in not understanding how this managed to gross you out.

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fgalkin wrote:I second Dalton in not understanding how this managed to gross you out.

Have a very nice day.
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I'll third that. That's nothing at all. Heck, I wish I could find a woman that I could convince to go on that diet.
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talk about a serious what tha fuck... yeep...

interesting to know it has a nutritional value though... :D
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Well...I DID read in my SexEd class that Man chowder was high in proteins and other needed things...All the same though, eww.
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Odd. Very odd. Disturbing to say the least.
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What's so strange about that? I've been trying to talk my wife into that diet for years!
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Hahahha!

You think this is disturbing?

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weemadando wrote: ASVSers and Zaia remember the horrors of the alt.sex.cthulhu plushie porn.
Would that be the video where people perform various sex acts with stuffed animals? I saw that stuffed animal porn while working at my Customs job last summer, I wonder if we're talking about the same thing?
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*shrug* Gotta try harder than that. :roll:

However, this reminds me, didn't Kelly say in one of the "Ask her anything..." threads that she wanted to loose weight...?
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Darth Wong wrote:What's so strange about that? I've been trying to talk my wife into that diet for years!
Finally, some besides me sees the genius of it all.
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aerius wrote:
weemadando wrote: ASVSers and Zaia remember the horrors of the alt.sex.cthulhu plushie porn.
Would that be the video where people perform various sex acts with stuffed animals? I saw that stuffed animal porn while working at my Customs job last summer, I wonder if we're talking about the same thing?
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Darth Wong wrote:What's so strange about that? I've been trying to talk my wife into that diet for years!
Odd that there are plump porn stars that need to lose weight, and are still porn stars. And that it made the news. Even weird news.
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