Have you earned your brown wings?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-20 09:31pm

I still don't get it. PM me if you wish.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-20 09:32pm

What, like a Golden Shower or something?

EDIT: PM me as well, since I still don't get both of them.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-20 09:35pm

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... job#116875

Add me to that list of members to be PMed.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-20 09:44pm

If my wife ever wanted me to do that, I'd just take a shower with her first, make sure she's nice and clean, and then I'd probably be willing to lick her crack.

Nervously giggles, didnt need to hear that.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-11-20 10:16pm

Seriously, its not that bad, once you get over the initial UGH...its nothing crazy. And just to be clear, we did as Wong suggested so it adds a level of eroticism when you clean up a lady like that.

As to greenwings...have absolutely no clue...and in a way, I don't want to know.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-11-20 10:36pm

I give up. I get red and brown, but will one of you sick bastards please spell out what green wings are?

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-20 10:43pm

Er...yeah, I have no clue what green wings are. Not sure I wanna know either.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-20 10:51pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I give up. I get red and brown, but will one of you sick bastards please spell out what green wings are?

Eatin' out a dead chick.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-20 10:55pm

Originally posted by GrandAdmiralPrawn:
I give up. I get red and brown, but will one of you sick bastards please spell out what green wings are?

Eatin' out a dead chick.

Arrrrgh! Screams a long Homer Simpson scream.[/quote]

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-20 10:58pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:

Originally posted by GrandAdmiralPrawn:
I give up. I get red and brown, but will one of you sick bastards please spell out what green wings are?

Eatin' out a dead chick.
Arrrrgh! Screams a long Homer Simpson scream.

[/quote]The biker who told me all this shit said you had to earn all your wings to join his particular club.

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2002-11-21 08:51am

I don't think I would like to join his club...

I've a feeling he's the only member...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-21 01:04pm

Red wings, got them. Brown and green? Nofuckingway, Jose!

One color is enough!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-21 01:05pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I give up. I get red and brown, but will one of you sick bastards please spell out what green wings are?
Eatin' out a dead chick.

BTW, I don't EVEN want to know where they get the dead chick from...

Sick fuxx!!

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-11-21 01:06pm

EmperorMing wrote:Red wings, got them. Brown and green? Nofuckingway, Jose!

One color is enough!

See now, Red wings...no fucking way...to me that is something no woman could talk me into.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-21 01:08pm

Stravo wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:Red wings, got them. Brown and green? Nofuckingway, Jose!

One color is enough!
See now, Red wings...no fucking way...to me that is something no woman could talk me into.

Grab the string with your teeth and shake your head from side to side...

At least have some fun with it. And it helps to be drunk...

nechronius · Post by **nechronius** » 2002-11-21 08:26pm

I won't bother with green wings only because it's impractical.

Try explaining to the mortician what you're doing at a morgue with your head between a dead chick's legs.

Try explaining to the cop that you really didn't kill the girl you are currently eating out.

nope.. too impractical. And who's going to volunteer to "donate" a body anyway.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-21 11:59pm

Stravo wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:Red wings, got them. Brown and green? Nofuckingway, Jose!

One color is enough!
See now, Red wings...no fucking way...to me that is something no woman could talk me into.

See now, that's something I wouldn't ever ask a man to do in the first place. Bleck.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-22 12:01am

EmperorMing wrote:
Stravo wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:Red wings, got them. Brown and green? Nofuckingway, Jose!

One color is enough!
See now, Red wings...no fucking way...to me that is something no woman could talk me into.
Grab the string with your teeth and shake your head from side to side...

At least have some fun with it. And it helps to be drunk...

Spoken like a man who's done it before. And no, I don't want confirmation.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-22 05:49am

What's so bad about about eating out a chick on her period? It's just a little copper.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-22 05:50am

Brown: No, and I'm not going to, either.
Red: Hell no.
Green: FUCK no.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-22 05:52am

XaLEv wrote:What's so bad about about eating out a chick on her period? It's just a little copper.

Oh for the love of.....Don't you know that there's gay guys around here? *cleans vomit from keyboard second time in as many weeks*

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-22 05:54am

Frank Hipper wrote:
XaLEv wrote:What's so bad about about eating out a chick on her period? It's just a little copper.

Oh for the love of.....Don't you know that there's gay guys around here? *cleans vomit from keyboard second time in as many weeks*

*points* [Nelson] Haha! [/Nelson] Come on! Grow a stomach! There are worse things in life (like skin grafting, for example...*shudder*).

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-22 05:57am

Frank Hipper wrote:
XaLEv wrote:What's so bad about about eating out a chick on her period? It's just a little copper.

Oh for the love of.....Don't you know that there's gay guys around here? *cleans vomit from keyboard second time in as many weeks*

I'm aware of that.

Anyway:
Red wings: Not yet, but probably someday, if I have a willing partner.
Brown wings: See above.
Green wings: Uh, no.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-22 06:12am

XaLEv wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
XaLEv wrote:What's so bad about about eating out a chick on her period? It's just a little copper.

Oh for the love of.....Don't you know that there's gay guys around here? *cleans vomit from keyboard second time in as many weeks*
I'm aware of that.

Anyway:
Red wings: Not yet, but probably someday, if I have a willing partner.
Brown wings: See above.
Green wings: Uh, no.

Well, I've got to applaud your sense of adventure. A chick I know calls it her "stringy linguine" .... * thinks of clots*Oh God! there gows the vomit again!