Alien (xenomorphs) vs Jason Voorhees

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-20 07:41pm

Who is the Ultimate terror. Who can kick ass.
I think in many ways Alien would take it hands down. They are extremely strong, fast, and if you have to kill them you have to deal with acid blood. But on the other hand Jason just doesn't die.

What would Happen in:

LV 426(Acheron)

Crystal Lake

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-20 08:58pm

Xenomorphs completely destroy Jason. They owned a well trained and heavily armed squad of Marines. Jason has only ever laid the beat down on scared teenagers and a few local cops.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-20 09:08pm

If there are enough aliens the acid will melt Jason down so that there is nothing left to resurrect.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-20 09:38pm

BLOOD BATH Jansons blood that is. He's hopelessly outmatched.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-20 09:39pm

Remember this Is a single Xenomorph.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-20 09:41pm

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Remember this Is a single Xenomorph.

You said Xenomorphs. Multiple.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-20 09:43pm

weemadando wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Remember this Is a single Xenomorph.
You said Xenomorphs. Multiple.

True But I also said Alien.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-11-20 10:15pm

As the Ultimate Terror? I can in theory kill a Alien. His movies are not scary to me... But in real life I prefer taking on an alien. There is at least a slim chance.

Jason is supernaturally strong, I can debate his speed (How can he always show up in frount of his victim?), and thier acid from the first/ second movie isn't that bad. Not as bad as the third and fouth movie.

The alien from the third movie would prob win... unless we are talking Uber jason.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » 2002-11-21 03:39pm

I'd give it to the Alien, Jason would never even see it coming.

About Jason's speed I think he can mystically teleport. And say isn't jason some kind of demon?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-21 05:21pm

Spartan wrote:I'd give it to the Alien, Jason would never even see it coming.

About Jason's speed I think he can mystically teleport. And say isn't jason some kind of demon?

It depends on which movie you are going by.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2002-11-21 05:40pm

the Alein hands jason his ass. An Alein is way to fast and if Jason does hurt the Alein it will just blead all over him. After all he doesnt use ranged weapons theirs no escaping the acid blood.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-21 08:54pm

Admiral Drason wrote:the Alein hands jason his ass. An Alein is way to fast and if Jason does hurt the Alein it will just blead all over him. After all he doesnt use ranged weapons theirs no escaping the acid blood.

Technically if Jason cut off the xeno's head, he might be able to survive, as there might not be that much acid. The other thing is that for Jason to "die" it'll take a lot of acid. More acid than it would take to kill a normal human.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-21 09:15pm

neoolong wrote:
Admiral Drason wrote:the Alein hands jason his ass. An Alein is way to fast and if Jason does hurt the Alein it will just blead all over him. After all he doesnt use ranged weapons theirs no escaping the acid blood.
Technically if Jason cut off the xeno's head, he might be able to survive, as there might not be that much acid. The other thing is that for Jason to "die" it'll take a lot of acid. More acid than it would take to kill a normal human.

But can Jason even Harm an Alien with a melee weapon? I doubt it. Since Lt. Gorman fired at an Alien with a 9mm pistol a point blank and the bullets sparked off. Not to say that a machete can't harm an Alien at all, but Jason is gonna have to be really lucky to harm an extremely fast extremely strong Alien with just a machete.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-21 09:29pm

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:But can Jason even Harm an Alien with a melee weapon? I doubt it. Since Lt. Gorman fired at an Alien with a 9mm pistol a point blank and the bullets sparked off. Not to say that a machete can't harm an Alien at all, but Jason is gonna have to be really lucky to harm an extremely fast extremely strong Alien with just a machete.

If he gets it in the neck, with a bit of luck it could work. I think the shell of an alien is supposed to be thinner there or something. But a single alien would probably be able to take Jason down, if it didn't get wounded in the number of attacks it would need.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-11-21 09:45pm

Cybo-Jason(no relation to cybo-hitler) can punch straight through metal(in the orginal script it was suppose to be a thin metal door, he couldn't punch throught the think hull, which was removed for stupidity purposes) and the real Jason(from Jason goes to hell) can body jumb i.e. not die.

Cybo-Jason rips the alien to shreds, shreds that then rip Jason to shreds. But is not part of the contiuty.

Movie Jason(the events in the first 8 movies happened, but they were movies, they exsisted in Jason 9 which was the only accurate dipiction, sad huh?): Well depends, in X and probly a few others Jason has great throwing accuracy and strength, maybe if he could get a knife or machette in the right place he could take it out from afar. Again close range I think this is a lose-lose battle. I don't know about the 9mm refrence, but some bullet proof jackets aren't stab proof. An axe or machette might beable to butcher the xenomorph, acid blood taking him out in protest.

Real Jason. He loses horrible, only because I want him to body jump to the xenomorph, UNFUCKINGSTOBABLE KILLING MACHINE, KISS YOUR BALLS GOOD-BYE!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE SPIDERS, NOT EVEN THE SHINIEST OF SWORDS CAN SAVE US NOW, RETREAT!

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-11-23 09:46am

Admiral Drason wrote:the Alein hands jason his ass. An Alein is way to fast and if Jason does hurt the Alein it will just blead all over him. After all he doesnt use ranged weapons theirs no escaping the acid blood.

Jason has already been dumped in a ton of acid (Sufric I belive). And he came back quite unharmed in the next movie. The acid blood in Aliens wasn't that immpressive and you have to hit one in the head to get a decent spurt. Ripley was closer than Hank when she killed one once. (I think thats his name). Hitting one in the neck or body would prob only get minium blood on you. Not enought to stop Jason.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-26 07:01pm

Darth_Shinji wrote:
Admiral Drason wrote:the Alein hands jason his ass. An Alein is way to fast and if Jason does hurt the Alein it will just blead all over him. After all he doesnt use ranged weapons theirs no escaping the acid blood.
Jason has already been dumped in a ton of acid (Sufric I belive). And he came back quite unharmed in the next movie. The acid blood in Aliens wasn't that immpressive and you have to hit one in the head to get a decent spurt. Ripley was closer than Hank when she killed one once. (I think thats his name). Hitting one in the neck or body would prob only get minium blood on you. Not enought to stop Jason.

True, but with the Aliens Huge Speed and strength advantage, jason would be torn to pieces or cocooned. Come to think of it wouldn't Jason be an excellent vessel for creating a whole mess of Aliens if he were cocooned?? He can't die.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-11-26 07:15pm

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:
Darth_Shinji wrote:
Admiral Drason wrote:the Alein hands jason his ass. An Alein is way to fast and if Jason does hurt the Alein it will just blead all over him. After all he doesnt use ranged weapons theirs no escaping the acid blood.
Jason has already been dumped in a ton of acid (Sufric I belive). And he came back quite unharmed in the next movie. The acid blood in Aliens wasn't that immpressive and you have to hit one in the head to get a decent spurt. Ripley was closer than Hank when she killed one once. (I think thats his name). Hitting one in the neck or body would prob only get minium blood on you. Not enought to stop Jason.
True, but with the Aliens Huge Speed and strength advantage, jason would be torn to pieces or cocooned. Come to think of it wouldn't Jason be an excellent vessel for creating a whole mess of Aliens if he were cocooned?? He can't die.

That advantage is very debatible. Non-exsitent if uber-jason is used. The original aliens were not ripping people to pieces. And Jason's true stenght is unknown, but he is ripping people to pieces. And he ether has super-speed or teleport depened on which Jason fan you are talking too on this board.

I think he has super-speed. And that seems to be faster than Aleins.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-11-26 07:17pm

Also he couldn't be impregented... he is dead tissue. Not to mention a normal human could break out another person in that cocoon with a little struggle.