Biblistic Selfnic Bastardism

Sean Howard · Post by **Sean Howard** » 2005-05-28 10:54am

http://www.timecube.com

this is funny as hell. not so much for the crackpot theories, as for the repeated assertions that you are Stupid and Evil for not understanding them.

i'll eat my hat if anyone can manage to read the whole first page

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » 2005-05-28 11:16am

WTF?? The author of that site is clearly insane, I don't think there is a coherent sentence anywhere there.[/quote]

Morilore · Post by **Morilore** » 2005-05-28 11:27am

Do you care to know that Cubic Creation
debunks the Word God and Word World of
the educated stupid human Word Animal?

Educators are teaching doom.
I charge academia, religion,
media and government with a
criminal act of collusion and
conspiracy against children.
USA on a path to cannibalism.

The 4 quadrant corners of the
Earth sphere rotate as a quad
spiraling helix - thus creating
4 simultaneous days per each
rotation and 4 simultaneous
years per 1 orbit around Sun.
Greenwich day is of stupidity.

I prefer the explanation that he is insane myself. It makes me laugh my ass off all the more.

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 2005-05-28 11:47am

I want to kill the dipshit that made that site. That fucker claims I shouldn't even exist. My parents aren't of the same race, so I'm quite offended by ass holes bitching about interacial relations. This dipshit also makes a ton of claims with no backing at all. His claim of the 4 simultaneous days... does he understand what the fuck time even is? Being simultaneous means that they occur in the same period of time, so he's saying that 4 days occur in a day. What a fucktard...

It is quite obvious that he's just some ass hole who went schizo, and we should probably all feel sorry for him, but I just want to kill him right now...

Drunk Monkey · Post by **Drunk Monkey** » 2005-05-28 11:50am

Zero132132 wrote:I want to kill the dipshit that made that site. That fucker claims I shouldn't even exist. My parents aren't of the same race, so I'm quite offended by ass holes bitching about interacial relations. This dipshit also makes a ton of claims with no backing at all. His claim of the 4 simultaneous days... does he understand what the fuck time even is? Being simultaneous means that they occur in the same period of time, so he's saying that 4 days occur in a day. What a fucktard...

It is quite obvious that he's just some ass hole who went schizo, and we should probably all feel sorry for him, but I just want to kill him right now...

Maybe lock him up forever but not kill him even if he is a hateful bigoted son of a bitch.

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 2005-05-28 11:57am

I don't actually think he ought to die, but I would like to kill him, if you know what I mean. Anger does things.

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2005-05-28 12:09pm

I saw this years ago. Still hilarious.

Jaepheth · Post by **Jaepheth** » 2005-05-28 12:43pm

I was going to read the whole first page and call you on the hat eating... but it just keeps going.... and going.... MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 2005-05-28 12:45pm

I actually managed to read the whole thing. It doesn't appear to have any rational or relevant thing to say at all. Just keeps telling me I'm evil.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-05-28 02:03pm

Sean Howard wrote:i'll eat my hat if anyone can manage to read the whole first page

Eat your hat. I will be in the bathroom throwing up if anyone needs me.

Sean Howard · Post by **Sean Howard** » 2005-05-28 02:11pm

Surlethe wrote:
Sean Howard wrote:i'll eat my hat if anyone can manage to read the whole first page
Eat your hat. I will be in the bathroom throwing up if anyone needs me.

DOH.... though I'm surprised you're actually alive...

Sean Howard · Post by **Sean Howard** » 2005-05-28 02:14pm

Badme wrote:I saw this years ago. Still hilarious.

I thought it might be a bit dated, with all the references to The Clintons.

I'm starting to believe its a joke. Anyone that crazy couldn't possibly register a domain name and set up a website.... could they?

Sean Howard · Post by **Sean Howard** » 2005-05-28 02:31pm

Jaepheth wrote:I was going to read the whole first page and call you on the hat eating... but it just keeps going.... and going.... MAKE IT STOP!!!!

did you miss this part:

Subject: TIME CUBE IS PROVEN BY TEACHER
Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 17:54:04 EST
From: Mazurian1@aol.com
To: oray612959@earthlink.net

Dear Mr. Ray-

For a year now I have studied your Time Cube truths but have not been able to convince others of its reality (dumbasses). My mother is a teacher, and she said it was "nutty" and "stupid." But guess what- I cornered her, literally, in the living room one evening, and forced her to admit it.

IN ORDER TO GET HER TEACHING CERTIFICATE, SHE HAD TO SIGN AN AFFIDAVIT STATING THAT SHE WOULD UPHOLD THE GREENWICH MYTH UNTIL DEATH. I shit you not. It has been revealed.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-05-28 02:33pm

AUGH! MY MIND!!

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 2005-05-28 02:33pm

I'm not so sure it is. I'm sending an e-mail or two to the site's owner... I'll try and work shit out. I don't entirely understand how somebody that nuts could make a website, but hey... I plan to find out. Lol.

Junghalli · Post by **Junghalli** » 2005-05-28 03:09pm

I guess this is what Alan Ginsberg would sound like if he tried to write a physics paper.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2005-05-28 03:29pm

Looking at the DVD on sale, it made me think: Who did this guy have to blow to speak at Georgia Tech (or anything higher up than a Los Angeles street corner, for that matter)?

Glimmervoid · Post by **Glimmervoid** » 2005-05-28 03:37pm

i'll eat my hat if anyone can manage to read the whole first page

Well i failed.

Junghalli · Post by **Junghalli** » 2005-05-28 03:55pm

If you read through his rant he openly admits that he has been diagnosed as a schizophrenic.
I'm no psychiatrist but I could already tell he shows all the symptoms of mental illness. He believes he has been singled out to deliver some sort of truth or message to the world (he calls himself "the wisest human") and that there are dark shadowy forces trying to stop him. He's basically calling all society evil (because, of course, other people can tell he's crazy and react accordingly, so he feels totally isolated from it). You can see his diseased mind latching on to things like The Matrix and his cube time stuff. He goes on screaming about how we're all stupid and he's the only one who sees the world the way it really is, which I guess is what it must seem like to someone who'se having powerful delusions.

felineki · Post by **felineki** » 2005-05-28 03:56pm

Wow. It reads like those Toynbee tiles, only even more delusional and 100 times as long.

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 2005-05-28 04:00pm

This guy is quite obviously supremely delusional. I don't know why the hell I want to talk to him... I want to convince this nut that he's, at the least, a moron...

Junghalli · Post by **Junghalli** » 2005-05-28 04:09pm

Zero132132 wrote:This guy is quite obviously supremely delusional. I don't know why the hell I want to talk to him... I want to convince this nut that he's, at the least, a moron...

I just feel really sorry for him. This isn't some run of the mill creationist moron we've got here: this guy's trapped in some sort of nightmare world of his own delusions. He obviously needs some serious help.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2005-05-28 04:20pm

I know it only as a joke from the Webcomic Series Bonus Stages. Lemme dig out the links...

Bonus Stage Main Site

Episode 7 "Cube" - It's not as funny as their later works, and the animation is not that good in these early episode.

Wikipedia on TImecube

Oh crap...it's quite possible the crankiest site in existence....

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » 2005-05-29 08:08am

On further reading I have come to the conclusion that this site is either a hoax, or writing by a person sufering from mental illness, I feel sorry for this guy, he needs some help.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2005-05-29 11:11am

"some help?"

This guy could keep an army of psychoanalysts and psychotherapists in gravy for life

One man mental health industry..

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