Biblistic Selfnic Bastardism
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- Sean Howard
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Biblistic Selfnic Bastardism
http://www.timecube.com
this is funny as hell. not so much for the crackpot theories, as for the repeated assertions that you are Stupid and Evil for not understanding them.
i'll eat my hat if anyone can manage to read the whole first page
this is funny as hell. not so much for the crackpot theories, as for the repeated assertions that you are Stupid and Evil for not understanding them.
i'll eat my hat if anyone can manage to read the whole first page
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Do you care to know that Cubic Creation
debunks the Word God and Word World of
the educated stupid human Word Animal?
Educators are teaching doom.
I charge academia, religion,
media and government with a
criminal act of collusion and
conspiracy against children.
USA on a path to cannibalism.
I prefer the explanation that he is insane myself. It makes me laugh my ass off all the more.The 4 quadrant corners of the
Earth sphere rotate as a quad
spiraling helix - thus creating
4 simultaneous days per each
rotation and 4 simultaneous
years per 1 orbit around Sun.
Greenwich day is of stupidity.
"Guys, don't do that"
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I want to kill the dipshit that made that site. That fucker claims I shouldn't even exist. My parents aren't of the same race, so I'm quite offended by ass holes bitching about interacial relations. This dipshit also makes a ton of claims with no backing at all. His claim of the 4 simultaneous days... does he understand what the fuck time even is? Being simultaneous means that they occur in the same period of time, so he's saying that 4 days occur in a day. What a fucktard...
It is quite obvious that he's just some ass hole who went schizo, and we should probably all feel sorry for him, but I just want to kill him right now...
It is quite obvious that he's just some ass hole who went schizo, and we should probably all feel sorry for him, but I just want to kill him right now...
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Maybe lock him up forever but not kill him even if he is a hateful bigoted son of a bitch.Zero132132 wrote:I want to kill the dipshit that made that site. That fucker claims I shouldn't even exist. My parents aren't of the same race, so I'm quite offended by ass holes bitching about interacial relations. This dipshit also makes a ton of claims with no backing at all. His claim of the 4 simultaneous days... does he understand what the fuck time even is? Being simultaneous means that they occur in the same period of time, so he's saying that 4 days occur in a day. What a fucktard...
It is quite obvious that he's just some ass hole who went schizo, and we should probably all feel sorry for him, but I just want to kill him right now...
I was going to read the whole first page and call you on the hat eating... but it just keeps going.... and going.... MAKE IT STOP!!!!
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Eat your hat. I will be in the bathroom throwing up if anyone needs me.Sean Howard wrote:i'll eat my hat if anyone can manage to read the whole first page
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did you miss this part:Jaepheth wrote:I was going to read the whole first page and call you on the hat eating... but it just keeps going.... and going.... MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Subject: TIME CUBE IS PROVEN BY TEACHER
Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 17:54:04 EST
From: Mazurian1@aol.com
To: oray612959@earthlink.net
Dear Mr. Ray-
For a year now I have studied your Time Cube truths but have not been able to convince others of its reality (dumbasses). My mother is a teacher, and she said it was "nutty" and "stupid." But guess what- I cornered her, literally, in the living room one evening, and forced her to admit it.
IN ORDER TO GET HER TEACHING CERTIFICATE, SHE HAD TO SIGN AN AFFIDAVIT STATING THAT SHE WOULD UPHOLD THE GREENWICH MYTH UNTIL DEATH. I shit you not. It has been revealed.
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Re: Biblistic Selfnic Bastardism
Well i failed.i'll eat my hat if anyone can manage to read the whole first page
If you read through his rant he openly admits that he has been diagnosed as a schizophrenic.
I'm no psychiatrist but I could already tell he shows all the symptoms of mental illness. He believes he has been singled out to deliver some sort of truth or message to the world (he calls himself "the wisest human") and that there are dark shadowy forces trying to stop him. He's basically calling all society evil (because, of course, other people can tell he's crazy and react accordingly, so he feels totally isolated from it). You can see his diseased mind latching on to things like The Matrix and his cube time stuff. He goes on screaming about how we're all stupid and he's the only one who sees the world the way it really is, which I guess is what it must seem like to someone who'se having powerful delusions.
I'm no psychiatrist but I could already tell he shows all the symptoms of mental illness. He believes he has been singled out to deliver some sort of truth or message to the world (he calls himself "the wisest human") and that there are dark shadowy forces trying to stop him. He's basically calling all society evil (because, of course, other people can tell he's crazy and react accordingly, so he feels totally isolated from it). You can see his diseased mind latching on to things like The Matrix and his cube time stuff. He goes on screaming about how we're all stupid and he's the only one who sees the world the way it really is, which I guess is what it must seem like to someone who'se having powerful delusions.
Wow. It reads like those Toynbee tiles, only even more delusional and 100 times as long.
I'm a trolling moron and my E-mail is mbiddinger@mchsi.com
I just feel really sorry for him. This isn't some run of the mill creationist moron we've got here: this guy's trapped in some sort of nightmare world of his own delusions. He obviously needs some serious help.Zero132132 wrote:This guy is quite obviously supremely delusional. I don't know why the hell I want to talk to him... I want to convince this nut that he's, at the least, a moron...
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I know it only as a joke from the Webcomic Series Bonus Stages. Lemme dig out the links...
Bonus Stage Main Site
Episode 7 "Cube" - It's not as funny as their later works, and the animation is not that good in these early episode.
Wikipedia on TImecube
Oh crap...it's quite possible the crankiest site in existence....
Bonus Stage Main Site
Episode 7 "Cube" - It's not as funny as their later works, and the animation is not that good in these early episode.
Wikipedia on TImecube
Oh crap...it's quite possible the crankiest site in existence....
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"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
Justice League- Molly Hayes: Respect Hats or Freakin' Else!
Browncoat
Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
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