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LapsedPacifist · Post by **LapsedPacifist** » 2005-06-01 12:08pm

I just applied for membership. Name is Leofwine.

LP

A Big Flying Fish · Post by **A Big Flying Fish** » 2005-06-01 12:27pm

SCRawl wrote:If anyone has the chef or bartender in a box, I have some ingredients to be combined.

Here. Send what you want made and how much to Tontonis.

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2005-06-01 12:27pm

Petrosjko wrote:Gah. Two days lingering at level three and the stupid rats kicked my ass again. How many fucking rats do you have to kill to clear out that stupid bar anyway? Think I've killed five of the little fuckers by now.

I think it's ten. And yeah, they're tough -- I use my Mr. Accessory to even the odds.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-01 02:13pm

SCRawl wrote:
Petrosjko wrote:Gah. Two days lingering at level three and the stupid rats kicked my ass again. How many fucking rats do you have to kill to clear out that stupid bar anyway? Think I've killed five of the little fuckers by now.
I think it's ten. And yeah, they're tough -- I use my Mr. Accessory to even the odds.

You have a Mr. Accessory? Lucky. ;P

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2005-06-01 02:20pm

Nephtys wrote:
SCRawl wrote:
Petrosjko wrote:Gah. Two days lingering at level three and the stupid rats kicked my ass again. How many fucking rats do you have to kill to clear out that stupid bar anyway? Think I've killed five of the little fuckers by now.
I think it's ten. And yeah, they're tough -- I use my Mr. Accessory to even the odds.
You have a Mr. Accessory? Lucky. ;P

Not lucky, just willing to part with $10.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-01 05:21pm

Is there adventures that give better muscle than the bat caves?

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2005-06-01 05:27pm

I'm looking for particularly moxious adventures for someone on the cusp of level 4.

Oh, and what is the bad effect of drinking too much hobo train wine?

Hobot · Post by **Hobot** » 2005-06-01 06:15pm

Thirdfain wrote:I'm looking for particularly moxious adventures for someone on the cusp of level 4.

Oh, and what is the bad effect of drinking too much hobo train wine?

I happened to make that mistake, in addition to trying the free sample of goofballs from the Suspicious-Looking Guy.

You get drunk at 14, at which point you can't adventure anymore and there's a good possibility of losing stats (or more precisely, the points that make up stats). Apparently it's possible to increase how much alcohol you can consume by completing a certain quest(s?).

As for the goofballs, they increase your stats temporarily, but the next day you suffer from goofball withdrawl for 100 adventures which reduces your stats.

EDIT: I'm a disco bandit and I've found that the most Moxious of adventures can be found at The Sleazy Back Alley (at least for low level characters).

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-01 06:26pm

Apparently the sleezy alley trains moxie, and the haunted pantry trains magicalness. The Haiku dungeon is good for money and all aroundness it seems. Where do you go to get muscle?

Hobot · Post by **Hobot** » 2005-06-01 06:31pm

Nephtys wrote:Apparently the sleezy alley trains moxie, and the haunted pantry trains magicalness. The Haiku dungeon is good for money and all aroundness it seems. Where do you go to get muscle?

Cobb's Knob

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2005-06-01 06:33pm

Right, so people. THe upcoming training bench, which stat should it be for?

Dangermouse · Post by **Dangermouse** » 2005-06-01 06:39pm

Well we have 11 who are Moxey strong, 10 who are Mystical strong, and 11 who are Muscle strong. I think we win either way. Is it best to have the training thing in your primary stat or should it be used for minor stats? Could you explain to us simple folk how it works?

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-06-01 06:44pm

Petrosjko wrote:Gah. Two days lingering at level three and the stupid rats kicked my ass again. How many fucking rats do you have to kill to clear out that stupid bar anyway? Think I've killed five of the little fuckers by now.

Did you go see the council after getting the whisker?

Hobot · Post by **Hobot** » 2005-06-01 06:47pm

Straha wrote:Right, so people. THe upcoming training bench, which stat should it be for?

I vote Moxie! But I'm biased since I'm a Disco Bandit and I may be a little drunk (Inebriety: 15 You are falling-down drunk.).

Dangermouse · Post by **Dangermouse** » 2005-06-01 06:56pm

Hobot wrote:
Straha wrote:Right, so people. THe upcoming training bench, which stat should it be for?
I vote Moxie! But I'm biased since I'm a Disco Bandit and I may be a little drunk (Inebriety: 15 You are falling-down drunk.).

Silly Disco Bandit has had too many audiences with the king of beers.

I vote Muscle! But I'm slightly biased since I'm a simple little seal clubber. Whap seals whap! Bad seals bad!

Our clan is well balanced so whatever we pick, 1/3 of the clan will be really happy and the rest will be almost really happy.

Dangermouse · Post by **Dangermouse** » 2005-06-01 07:01pm

SCRawl, I kneel respectfully at your feet. Three cheers for SCRawl! Our war chest is now much fuller.

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2005-06-01 07:10pm

Dangermouse wrote:SCRawl, I kneel respectfully at your feet. Three cheers for SCRawl! Our war chest is now much fuller.

I only cashed in 5 of the clan's chef hats. They go for 10k on the open market (the trade chat).

By the way: why am I a knight now?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-06-01 07:56pm

I put another imperial assload of chef's hats in the box...I thought they were worthless.

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2005-06-01 08:18pm

Chardok wrote:I put another imperial assload of chef's hats in the box...I thought they were worthless.

Those are among the ones I cashed in. The 50k is now in the clan's coffers.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-01 08:29pm

I need sweet rims. It is the final part in order to make my bitchin' meat car.

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2005-06-01 08:34pm

Enigma wrote:I need sweet rims. It is the final part in order to make my bitchin' meat car.

The hermit has them.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-01 08:45pm

SCRawl wrote:
Enigma wrote:I need sweet rims. It is the final part in order to make my bitchin' meat car.
The hermit has them.

I have to give him junk to get the rims?

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2005-06-01 08:46pm

Enigma wrote:
SCRawl wrote:
Enigma wrote:I need sweet rims. It is the final part in order to make my bitchin' meat car.
The hermit has them.
I have to give him junk to get the rims?

Yes. You have to take a "worthless trinket", which comes from the sewer. You'll also have to buy a hermit permit, just to get to the hermit.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-01 08:49pm

SCRawl wrote:
Enigma wrote:
SCRawl wrote: The hermit has them.
I have to give him junk to get the rims?
Yes. You have to take a "worthless trinket", which comes from the sewer. You'll also have to buy a hermit permit, just to get to the hermit.

Problem is I'm out of adventures.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2005-06-01 09:15pm

ALRIGHT! We have a meat tree (Huzzah to whoever bought it) now, seeing the earlier list of players we have I'm buying a Moxie Trainer and a Strength Bench. Any objections? No? GOOD!