What if Dooku hired someone else to be cloned for the army?
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What if Dooku hired someone else to be cloned for the army?
Let's say Dooku found a gateway that let him travel to other universes, and he used it to find a candidate for the clone army. Who do you think will be the best choice?
In my opinion, Naked Snake will be the best option, not only because of the skills he demonstrated in the Snake Eater mission-- skills that are enhanced to superhuman levels in Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, and Solidus Snake-- but also because the resulting clonetroopers will be a valuable ally to Dooku when he chooses to eliminate Sidious. Dooku will tell the clone commanders, "Join me, and you will gain power beyond your wildest dreams." The clones would say, "I don't dream... unless it's worth my time." Then Dooku will negotiate the terms by which the Grand Army of the Republic becomes the Grand Army of the CIS... and Sidious will be screwed.
In my opinion, Naked Snake will be the best option, not only because of the skills he demonstrated in the Snake Eater mission-- skills that are enhanced to superhuman levels in Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, and Solidus Snake-- but also because the resulting clonetroopers will be a valuable ally to Dooku when he chooses to eliminate Sidious. Dooku will tell the clone commanders, "Join me, and you will gain power beyond your wildest dreams." The clones would say, "I don't dream... unless it's worth my time." Then Dooku will negotiate the terms by which the Grand Army of the Republic becomes the Grand Army of the CIS... and Sidious will be screwed.
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.
Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.
They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.
They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Personally, I would say Kirk, but the problems with that are many fold. But if you tear his armour, you suddenly get a super soldier.
On a more related quote, I suggest Mario. Not only is he short, he happens to be super powerful, capable of lifting up Bwoser and tossing him a considerable distance. If you want super strength, excellent plumbing abilities and good Italian food out of your Clone Army, choose Mario.
On a more related quote, I suggest Mario. Not only is he short, he happens to be super powerful, capable of lifting up Bwoser and tossing him a considerable distance. If you want super strength, excellent plumbing abilities and good Italian food out of your Clone Army, choose Mario.
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I'd suppose it's a split between Snake and Jango - Sure, Fisher's an excellent infiltrator and spy, but all I know about his abilities in regard t front-line combat duty is just that he'd served in the marines, and Kirk's out for obvious reasons.
Isn't this more of a OSF topic than WvT, by the way?
Isn't this more of a OSF topic than WvT, by the way?
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If they cloned Jim Kirk, the galactic population would skyrocket.
On the plus side, he'd be able to make battledroids' heads explode just by talking to them.
On the plus side, he'd be able to make battledroids' heads explode just by talking to them.
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Fisher's not a front line fighter
Preston with his training with be a damn fine solider, what with his excellent CQB skills, accurasy and his other abilitys
Preston with his training with be a damn fine solider, what with his excellent CQB skills, accurasy and his other abilitys
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None of those are superior to Jango for one simple reason, Jango also was a expert pilot. Sure the clones get their own training, but when it comes to natural ability I think Jango is the most well rounded for a single caste army.
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The special attack of the DS-clones would be the "Super Bands of Brightness"; they shout "Bands of Brightness! GO!!" and all enemies are vapourised in a magical chain reaction. The clones then celebrate their victory and all by-standers feel like they've just lost 10 % of their brain cells!
And they would probably all be born with metal implants in their necks. That's got to count for something
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He's a pilot, and has nifty hand-to-hand skills. Plus, is almost as good at talking things down/to death as Kirk, but is more english.
He's a pilot, and has nifty hand-to-hand skills. Plus, is almost as good at talking things down/to death as Kirk, but is more english.
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