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Who's genes would make the best clonetrooper?

James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
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Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell)
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19%
Naked Snake, a.k.a. Big Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3)
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32%
Jango Fett
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23%
 
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Hmm... how much are the extraordinary questions of these clone-army template candidates a product of their environment and how much a product of their genes?

I would pick Paul Atreides from Dune - he's the result of a successful century-spanning Bene Gesserit eugenics program to create a messiah, after all.
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Teela Brown or Jacques Clouseau. Can you imagine an entire army of these guys? It's terrifying.
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Junghalli wrote:Teela Brown or Jacques Clouseau. Can you imagine an entire army of these guys? It's terrifying.
Especially since their luck doesn't necessary benifit you...
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That should've been "necessarily", of course.
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What would happen if you cloned Vash the Stampede? :shock:
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:John Matrix, from Commando.

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Matt Huang wrote:imagine the entire Grand Army of the Republic, decked out in clonetrooper armor, screaming at the top of their lungs...

KKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just broke me...

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RRoan wrote:What would happen if you cloned Vash the Stampede? :shock:
A lot of wounded Jedi? :mrgreen:
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Jack O'Neil. Great pilot, great officer, great fighter. Only issue would be insubordination.

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The big question is, why would clones of these people automatically get the donater character shields. Most likely a clone of Kirk would be on redshirt level. How many duplicates of Kirk were made over TOS? How many lived longer than a few days?
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Lara Croft. Not only would they kick ass, but they'd be sweet to watch.
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Coyote wrote:Lara Croft. Not only would they kick ass, but they'd be sweet to watch.
Can't. She doesn't fit into the armour we already ordered.
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Ender wrote:Jack O'Neil. Great pilot, great officer, great fighter. Only issue would be insubordination.

Yoda: Redundant shields, this ship lacks.
JH-523: So it has no redundancy?
The O'Neil Curse would also work in their favor. All they need to do is get a clonetrooper onto an enemy ship, then it's doomed.
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Matt Huang wrote:
Ender wrote:Jack O'Neil. Great pilot, great officer, great fighter. Only issue would be insubordination.

Yoda: Redundant shields, this ship lacks.
JH-523: So it has no redundancy?
The O'Neil Curse would also work in their favor. All they need to do is get a clonetrooper onto an enemy ship, then it's doomed.
The O'Neilll curse has long since been proven false by the Prometheus as well as that Asgard ship from New Order and a few others.
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Ghetto Edit: That of course should Be O'Neill Two Ls Dammit.
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Jawawithagun wrote:
Coyote wrote:Lara Croft. Not only would they kick ass, but they'd be sweet to watch.
Can't. She doesn't fit into the armour we already ordered.
Oh, no, my friend, I beg to differ
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Dutsch Schaefer from the first Predator-movie or Melbar Kasom from the PR-universe (the only problem with the later would be, how do you feed such an army :P ).

And clone Lara for recreation-time.
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Coyote wrote:
Jawawithagun wrote:
Coyote wrote:Lara Croft. Not only would they kick ass, but they'd be sweet to watch.
Can't. She doesn't fit into the armour we already ordered.
Oh, no, my friend, I beg to differ
you're gonna have to upsize it a bit for Croft though...
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Matt Huang wrote:
Coyote wrote:
Jawawithagun wrote: Can't. She doesn't fit into the armour we already ordered.
Oh, no, my friend, I beg to differ
you're gonna have to upsize it a bit for Croft though...
Croft would be more useful as a clone source against the Rebellion. The droids aren't going to be distracted by her charms, and the increased frontal surface area would make even Trade Fed Droids jobs a lot easier.

Personally I'd suggest Arnold Schwarzneggers character in Total Recall. Pretty damn tough physically, but also mentally tough enough to go through all he does.
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What about Captain Scarlett? Nothing better than an army of indestructables.
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Ah, but Scarlet wasn't indestructible until after he died and was replaced by a Mysteron indestructible clone.
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Screw the Kamino, ship the Mysterons someone like Mace Windu. Armies of indestructible jedi. =D
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Of course we then could even come to a result like:
"What do you mean the troopers I ordered? These are bloody pepperpots!"
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