Planet of the KKK + an ISD + you = ?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-11-21 03:56pm

Well?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-11-21 03:57pm

Shit, fourth option didn't show. Do #3, then BDZ them anyway.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-11-21 03:57pm

Third option, why waste the time?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-21 04:24pm

Fire one! Fire two! Fire in the hole!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2002-11-21 04:37pm

Vaporize the polar Ice caps, some mountains, and some of the sea. Let the dust and steam kill off most of the life on the planet, making them resort to cannibalism to survive.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-21 04:59pm

<Commence BDZ....> [Angry Black Guy] Kill those muthafucka cracka's [\Angry Black Guy]

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-21 05:02pm

Kill off the food supply and watch as they turn on each other.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-21 05:07pm

They use to hate Republican's during the Reconstruction, everyone will accuse each other of being a Republican, and it's going to get ugly <I knew that American History course would come in handy.>

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-21 06:42pm

Option 4:

Turn them into zombies and swell the ranks of my mutant army, MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh, wait; they already are mindless zombies. BDZ!!!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-21 07:57pm

Is there any threat of them escaping and wreaking havoc on the universe? If so, then commence primary ignition! If not, then I'll keep an eye on them for entertainment value, and if they seem like they're getting close to interstellar travel, BDZ them.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-11-21 08:07pm

scorch the oceans. it's bound to do *something* cool.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-21 08:17pm

I agree with Yoshi. If you can find them turning on each other, the Galactic Pay-Per-View rights should be worth a good bit. If they start building spacecraft, do a localized BDZ and incinerate an area of, say, 50 square kilometers around the construction and launch facilities, just to keep them contained.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-21 08:31pm

Not worth my time to be worrying about bigots.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-21 08:33pm

verilon wrote:Not worth my time to be worrying about bigots.

Ah, cmon a BDZ only takes an hour or so.

And you can always drop off your stormie contingent, go on a pleasure cruise then come back and pick them up.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-21 08:37pm

weemadando wrote:
verilon wrote:Not worth my time to be worrying about bigots.
Ah, cmon a BDZ only takes an hour or so.

And you can always drop off your stormie contingent, go on a pleasure cruise then come back and pick them up.

Sorry, my morals say that genocide is bad. I'd feel bad killing people.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-21 09:10pm

Commence Base Delta Zero. I see no reason to let whichever minority they have selected as a target (assuming they are all WASP, they'll probably start discriminating based on hair and eye color) suffer at their hands.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-11-22 01:08am

A full-on crust-melting BDZ takes an hour, but I bet you could kill all the KKK guys on the planet with just a couple broadsides. I mean, why murder all those perfectly good fish and bacteria and whatnot? lol

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-22 01:13am

Planet of you + ISD + ISD in my hands = BDZ. Have a nice day.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-22 01:16am

I don't have any like for genocide...so I say option three and let them go at it.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-22 06:41am

I'd go all Special Circumstances on them.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2002-11-22 09:14am

Why would they even be building a spaceport?!? They'd be too busy suffering from beer and TV withdrawal, and they probably couldn't hunt their own food, they'd be too busy waiting for God to send Manna down from the heavens. Of course, there would be something coming from the heavens, it just wouldn't be manna...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-22 09:35am

Vorlon1701 wrote:Why would they even be building a spaceport?!? They'd be too busy suffering from beer and TV withdrawal, and they probably couldn't hunt their own food, they'd be too busy waiting for God to send Manna down from the heavens. Of course, there would be something coming from the heavens, it just wouldn't be manna...

Heh heh heh

"Oh god send us manna for we are running out of food. And please make sure the blacks die horrible deaths thanks amen"

"Look! up in the sky! Manna! "

" hey yeah... wait... isn't manna supposed to be white? "

" yeah and since when did mana have a bright flare of light coming from the back, and since when did it fall so fast? "

" I have a bad feeling about this... "

(On board of Emperor-class battlecruiser)

" it is done, sir. We have initiated Exterminatus upon the heretics. "

" Excellent, Ensign, excellent. "

(Meanwhile, planet burns)

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-11-22 11:00am

It's not a serious discussion, so I moved it to OT.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-11-22 10:50pm

Planet of whiny Verilon-esque liberal bitches suffering from chronic righteous indignation + Death Star + me = lots of asteroids and a few organic particles wholly outraged at how they've been treated.

Tone it down, folks. ~Rob

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-22 11:54pm

In the planet of the tards thread, I said wipe them out. All of them. It was a joke. I, also find genocide evil, but in this case.......

Wipe them out. All of them.

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Planet of the KKK + an ISD + you = ?