The Grand Hit/The Great Whacking

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The Grand Hit/The Great Whacking

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Vladimir Taltos(from Steven Brust's Draegarea novels) is transported through space and time to face a number of challenges in a variety of universes. Vlad has access to all his connections and organizations and can travel between the universes freely through a hidden, remote teleport point. Let us assume his link to the Imperial Orb is sustained in all universes.

He is, for those who don't know, a very competant assassin, witch, and sorceror.

He must assassinate the following people:

1) Mace Windu(Pre-TPM)
2) Rand al'Thor(Book 10)
3) Tony Soprano(Latest Season)
4) Augustus
5) Sisko
6) Picard
7) Thrawn
8) George Washington(as President)
9) G.W. Bush
10) Saddam Hussein
11) Jackie Chan
12) the Lady
13) Shadow(FF6)
14) Fred Phelps
15) Emperor Hirohito

How many can he assassinate, who falls, and why?
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12) the Lady
From Discworld?

Not a chance in hell.
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No; from the Black Company.
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Thrawn, can we say he sicks Ruhk on him.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Cyril wrote:No; from the Black Company.
He'd very likely get stomped. The same for going against Rand al'Thor and Thrawn.
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