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Michaeh jackson should have his kids taken away. I've got no reason to disbelieve the child molestation charges. And now it looks like he's in to dangling them off balconies too! Take the kids away and put Michael Jackson down for the good of humanity.
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I saw the entire sequence on the news. He is a truly sick fuck. Alot of the fans who stood under the balcony was outraged about it too during intervievs later with the press.
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Damaramu wrote:You want fucked up, read about him in Howard Stern's book Miss America. Very fucking funny...and just shows exactly how much of a paranoid nutjob MJ is. 8)
Yeah, he's almost as bad as Maria Carey. Remember all those tapes Stern played a while back?
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Damaramu wrote:You want fucked up, read about him in Howard Stern's book Miss America. Very fucking funny...and just shows exactly how much of a paranoid nutjob MJ is. 8)
Yeah, he's almost as bad as Maria Carey. Remember all those tapes Stern played a while back?
MAriah Carey at least seemed a nervous breakdown. Wacko Jacko just isn't wired right in the head.
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Yeah, he's almost as bad as Maria Carey. Remember all those tapes Stern played a while back?
What were those tapes about?
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How is "Michael Jackson is nuts" even remotely recent news?
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Damn. More proof that famous people can do fucked up shit and get away with it.
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This guy shouldn't be raising kids, I'm sorry.
You're saying this like it wasn't obvious.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:How is "Michael Jackson is nuts" even remotely recent news?
He dangled one of his baby-spawn off of a balcony in Germany.
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It looks like he does not know how to properly hold a baby. He probably has nannies to do that.
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Ok MJ needs to be fed to the ravenous hellspawn in the HoS!!!!!
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The towel he placed on the head of the child especially scares me. Has he mutilated the face of his poor child to look like his? I wouldn't put it past him.
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What's happened to Micheal Jackson? First, he's an alleged child molester, be believes in some "white conspiracy", and now, this! He needs help...
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I really feel sorry for that poor kid. He gets to grow up with Plastic Boy as his daddy.

Imagine how fucked up he'll be when he hits 18.

I imagine Daddy's already scheduled the kid's first round of cosmetic surgery for his second birthday.
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From today's Telegraph:

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Jackson blunders again as children wear veils to zoo
By Nicole Martin
(Filed: 21/11/2002)


Michael Jackson's suitability as a parent was further called into question yesterday after he was photographed at Berlin Zoo with two children, believed to be his older son and daughter, with their faces shrouded.

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Michael Jackson with two children hidden by scarves during a visit to Berlin Zoo
Only a day after he provoked criticism by dangling his baby son over a hotel balcony, the singer was seen holding hands with children whose faces were almost totally obscured by cerise veils.

The children were believed to have been Prince Michael Junior, five, and Paris Michael Katherine, four, who were born during his marriage to his second wife, Debbie Rowe, whom he later divorced.

The singer admitted in a statement that he had made a "terrible mistake" when he swung his third son, Prince Michael II, over a hotel balcony 60ft above street level.

"I made a terrible mistake," he said. "I got caught up in the excitement of the moment. I would never intentionally endanger the lives of my children." Fans watched in astonishment as the smiling singer showed off his youngest child by dangling him over the balcony.

Initially delighted at catching a glimpse of the nine-month-old boy, they became concerned as his father held him precariously with one arm.

Then the singer appeared in danger of losing his grip, prompting some fans to hold out their arms as if expecting the child to fall.

Recovering his grip, he eventually brought the child, whose face was covered throughout the incident with a towel, to safety, to the relief of the 200 fans who had gathered below outside the Adlon Hotel.

The NSPCC moved quickly to condemn the singer's behaviour, saying that it sent out a dangerous message to other parents.

"We would advise anyone not to put babies or children at potential risk by dangling them over a balcony," a spokesman said. "We are of course concerned that people will copy the behaviour of someone so influential."

Michele Elliot, director of the children's charity Kidscape, said she found it ironic that Jackson had launched a child protection charity, Heal the Children, 18 months ago, but was prepared to endanger his own child's life.

"When I saw the pictures I was almost speechless," she said. "No responsible and mature parent should ever jeopardise their child's life just because they are carried away by the excitement of an occasion. We should question whether such people are fit to be a parent."

She said the latest pictures at the zoo suggested that Jackson was passing on his own insecurities to his children, which could cause them considerable harm.

"These children must be thinking that the world is a very scary place if they have to cover their faces when they go out," she said.

The mother of Jackson's third child has never been named. His first wife was Lisa Marie Presley, Elvis Presley's only child. Uri Geller, the psychic spoon bender and close friend of Jackson, defended the singer saying he was acting the "proud father" when he held his child over the balcony.

He said he had spoken to Jackson, who was his best man at a ceremony to renew his wedding vows, and said he was "devastated" by the furore surrounding his behaviour. Dismissing as nonsense suggestions that the singer was unfit to be a parent, he said Jackson was "overcome with passion" to show off his son.

"All of this happened because the fans were singing, 'We want to see your children'. As a proud father he thought, 'Let me show you my baby'," he said.

"He was overcome with passion and unfortunately he put the baby over the railings. That was a bad error of judgment and he knows it."


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Gah! Poor kids.
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I just don't get what the hell is with the shrouds.
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He's a loon. This is established objective fact. He should be locked up. And how the fuck did he do that to his face, I've always wanted to know that.
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Did you also notice that he named all his kids after himself? There's Prince Micheal I, Paris Micheal, and Prince Micheal II. I'm sure he has problems.
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I'm pretty sure the shrouds are to protect his childrens' identities. He probably doesn't want their faces appearing in tabloids and shit.
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Yeah, but why doesn't he just give them kids versions of those surgical masks that he often wore?

Something that covers their whole fucking head, giving their identities away anyway just seems idiotic.
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Those poor kids are going to be really fucked up by the time they hit age 18, growing up in Michael Jackson's bizarro universe which is only tenuously connected to our own.

About the only way it could be worse for them would be if Björk was their mother.
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Hey, I like Björk.
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Damaramu wrote:I'm pretty sure the shrouds are to protect his childrens' identities. He probably doesn't want their faces appearing in tabloids and shit.
Still doesn't explain why he had to cover the baby's head with one. God, he was more concerned with keeping the towel on than making sure he wasn't endangering his life. Do most people even care what a baby looks like? I think he's just pushing his own ugly looks onto his kids, like THEY'RE the ones who need to wear masks.
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