A Creationist's View of Dinosaurs & the Theory of Evolut

Mephistopheles · Post by **Mephistopheles** » 2005-06-09 01:30pm

I apologize if this has already been posted, but I found no mention of it when I searched through the archives.

Enjoy.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html

Follow up link:

http://www.pinkoski.com/files/index.php?id=41

Drunk Monkey · Post by **Drunk Monkey** » 2005-06-09 03:21pm

Senile this man I. What the fuck is wrong with him? Dinosaurs attacking the arc, Jesus fucking Christ!!

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-06-09 03:26pm

I like the herbivores with long pointed teeth.

Rocker5150 · Post by **Rocker5150** » 2005-06-09 04:22pm

HaHa! Someone put up a link to dr.dino in the comments section! Listen to this lunatic:

"I was raised Seventh Day Adventist -- and I was told that before the flood the culture was very, very advanced; and dinosaurs were the results of genetic experimentation by these super-sharp antediluvians."

I just can't imagine that coming out of a person's mouth! Is that what the Seventh Day people really think? I've seen their churches around, but never even imagined......

-Kevin

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 2005-06-09 04:43pm

When the dinosaurs attacked the ark.. I must admit, I couldn't stop laughing. That was truly the epitome of creationist stupidity...

Max · Post by **Max** » 2005-06-09 04:53pm

Mephistopheles wrote:I apologize if this has already been posted, but I found no mention of it when I searched through the archives.

Enjoy.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html

Follow up link:

http://www.pinkoski.com/files/index.php?id=41

I went to the livejournal link, and started to read throught the comment thread....

oh boy.

Read the shit that monenigme posts. Wow.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-06-09 05:08pm

Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?

I like how it's a "verifiable scientific fact" that dinosaurs all drowned to death, simply because their heads are arched back.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-06-09 11:00pm

What's funny is that even THAT is wrong. Not all dinos are found like that, and those that are were fossilized in habitats that were extremely dry. When dinos were dehydrated, the ligaments in their neck contracted due to lack of water. It pulled their necks back in an arched position. Ironically, the dinos dying in a so called "flood position" were actually in bone-dry deserts!

Ah, that felt good.

Personally, though, I think this is why all-powerful gods are boring. There's no excitement. You KNOW that "the LORD shalleth provideth thy protectioneth". No suspense whatsoever. The LORD Jebus'll obviously win, due to the omnipotence thing.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-06-09 11:24pm

Personally, though, I think this is why all-powerful gods are boring. There's no excitement. You KNOW that "the LORD shalleth provideth thy protectioneth". No suspense whatsoever. The LORD Jebus'll obviously win, due to the omnipotence thing.

Yes, the Bible needed more LotR-esque battles.
and less moral ambiguity and relativity.

ooo, and it needed a Balrog or two. Maybe some hobbits.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-06-10 04:55pm

And maybe some kick-ass dragons, who breath a stream of constantly fusing hydrogen atoms to create the heat of the fucking sun, or some such technowankeresque bullshit.

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