Kickass Online Game (www.kingdomofloathing.com)

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-06-09 11:02pm

AHH, KOL is down!

I need my nightly meat fix damn it!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2005-06-09 11:21pm

The system is currently down for approximately four hours while we roll out the Ascension content. Things are going well, but a little more slowly than we had hoped. It may be as late as 10:00 MST before we're able to bring it back up and public. I'll try to keep you posted here as the situation develops.

Why not check out the forums in the meantime?

- Jick

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2005-06-10 02:48am

Pure Sabacc wrote:AHH, KOL is down!

But needed I guess (since it was very slow yesterday)

Its back on.

reached level 7

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2005-06-10 07:39am

You study the Big Book of Magicalness.
You gain 438 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2005-06-10 07:44am

Keevan_Colton wrote:
You study the Big Book of Magicalness.
You gain 438 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!

What are beer goggles good for?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2005-06-10 09:23am

wautd wrote:What are beer goggles good for?

Making a bartender-in-the-box.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2005-06-10 10:17am

Speaking of boxes... where the hell do you get a plain, empty box?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-06-10 12:44pm

I havent played in two days, so terrible has the lag been. I shall wait til about 2 am tonight.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-10 04:04pm

You pry open the Ribs of the Bonerdagon, and thus open the Chest of the Bonerdagon. A strange mist pours forth from within it, and goes into your nostrils. It smells bad, but it makes you feel pretty good.
You gain 150 Beefiness.
You gain some Muscle points!

You gain 225 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!

You gain 150 Roguishness.
You gain some Moxie points!

You're also able to scrape quite a bit of meat off of the inside of the Ribs.
You gain 3,000 Meat.

Mwahaha.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-06-10 05:42pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Speaking of boxes... where the hell do you get a plain, empty box?

Fight around in the 'Fun' house, certain enemies drop it. Take a Baby Gravy Fairy with you to increase the chances of an item drop.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-10 07:15pm

Nephtys wrote:
You pry open the Ribs of the Bonerdagon, and thus open the Chest of the Bonerdagon. A strange mist pours forth from within it, and goes into your nostrils. It smells bad, but it makes you feel pretty good.
You gain 150 Beefiness.
You gain some Muscle points!

You gain 225 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!

You gain 150 Roguishness.
You gain some Moxie points!

You're also able to scrape quite a bit of meat off of the inside of the Ribs.
You gain 3,000 Meat.
Mwahaha.

Where did you go to get that?

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-06-10 08:08pm

Enigma wrote:
Nephtys wrote:
You pry open the Ribs of the Bonerdagon, and thus open the Chest of the Bonerdagon. A strange mist pours forth from within it, and goes into your nostrils. It smells bad, but it makes you feel pretty good.
You gain 150 Beefiness.
You gain some Muscle points!

You gain 225 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!

You gain 150 Roguishness.
You gain some Moxie points!

You're also able to scrape quite a bit of meat off of the inside of the Ribs.
You gain 3,000 Meat.
Mwahaha.
Where did you go to get that?

It's the Cyrpt's boss.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-10 09:14pm

Tasoth wrote:<snip>It's the Cyrpt's boss.

Where's that?

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-06-10 09:25pm

Enigma wrote:
Tasoth wrote:<snip>It's the Cyrpt's boss.
Where's that?

It's a mission you get after the Goblin king.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-10 09:26pm

Tasoth wrote:
Enigma wrote:
Tasoth wrote:<snip>It's the Cyrpt's boss.
Where's that?
It's a mission you get after the Goblin king.

ahh

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-10 10:04pm

How do I defeat the Goblin King? I've got the Harem outfit but I get buttkicked easily and I am level 7 Seal Clubber.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-06-11 12:09am

Enigma wrote:How do I defeat the Goblin King? I've got the Harem outfit but I get buttkicked easily and I am level 7 Seal Clubber.

I had to use copious Moxious Manuveurs and still got beat on.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-11 01:22am

Use buff potions if you have to. When I took him, I had about 60 HP.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2005-06-11 02:55am

I was at level six when I did the Goblin King in. At that point, I had 3 Boris's Rings (IIRC, req 25 Mys) for a 30 STR boost and was also borrowing the clan's Lin. Sword (35 STR req?) for another 20 HP.

As one might guess, I found the reward for that one nice.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2005-06-11 03:26am

Well, just took out the Boss Bat -- i couldn't whack him with my Gnollish Autoplunger surprisingly, but a plot hole, baseball, several razor-sharp can lids, and a firecracker made short work of him.

And talk about a stroke of luck, he knocked me down to 1 HP before my firecracker took him out.

Hobot · Post by **Hobot** » 2005-06-11 07:12pm

We have a new home in these forums!

Now we won't have to confine all discussion in this one thread.

Be sure to register and then sign up for Mediocre Men of SDnet Usergroup.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2005-06-12 12:20am

Hobot wrote:*snip*

I just registered there as Soontir948 so let me in! And my KoL name is Requiem2432.

Hobot · Post by **Hobot** » 2005-06-12 08:18pm

Go to "Frat Party Store!" ASAP for 10 meat bat wing chow mein!

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-06-12 10:12pm

One thing about KOL I really dont get:

Whats with the insane pricess of some of these items, like the ones in the Mall or Market place? Why would you pay 870,000,000 for meat paste?

Hobot · Post by **Hobot** » 2005-06-12 10:43pm

Pure Sabacc wrote:One thing about KOL I really dont get:

Whats with the insane pricess of some of these items, like the ones in the Mall or Market place? Why would you pay 870,000,000 for meat paste?

High prices for meat paste are most likely either for donations or raffles in the games chat.