Darkstar beats Lord Wong!

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-22 02:05am

http://www.googlefight.com/

darkstar( 131 000 results)
versus
lord wong( 57 400 results)

The winner is: darkstar

Fortunately Mike Wong's true name defeats Darkstar soundly with 200,000 results.

In other news, the God vs Me battle ended with me as the victor by a landslide.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-22 02:09am

Evil Sadistic bastard vs. Raxmei

ESB wins by 10200 votes to 3

Mwahahahahaha.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-22 02:14am

3 votes? I had no idea I had become so popular lately. I never got any before.

Science vs Religion. Science wins 44,800,000 to 12,900,000.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-22 02:16am

Spanky the Dolphin: 42 800 results

Evil Sadistic Bastard: 10 200 results

Ha ha ha.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-11-22 02:20am

Ayanami Rei ( 36 400 results)
vs.
Sohryu Asuka Langley ( 4 150 results)

Rei Wins!!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-22 02:21am

I've figured this shit out. It does a web search and the more results the higher your score. Thus, Page vs. Spanky the Dolphin:

21 000 000 vs 42 800

Top that, cetacean.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-11-22 02:23am

Imperial Star Destroyer ( 36 800 results)
VS.
USS Voyager ( 63 600 results)

Janeway: "Hey, let me have this one at least!"

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-22 02:25am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Spanky the Dolphin: 42 800 results

Evil Sadistic Bastard: 10 200 results

Ha ha ha.

Iggy-386,000

Spanky=193,000

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-22 02:25am

Bah, you can't use nicknames. That's cheating.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-11-22 02:27am

Spanky The Dolphin (42,800 results)
vs.
Yogi (437,000 results)

Hehehe.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-22 02:32am

Spanky the Dolphin wrote:Bah, you can't use nicknames. That's cheating.

"Pavel" beats "Spanky" by 2,160,000 to 193,00. Ouch.

"Pavel" beats "Spanky the Dolphin" by 2,160,000 to 42,800. OUCH.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-22 02:33am

What about real names?

Not that I'm gonna reveal mine just yet.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-22 02:34am

My real name generated only 1200 results.
Sucky.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-22 02:39am

Star Wars (3,070,000 results) beats Star Trek (2,270,000 results).

Empire beats Federation 6,850,000 to 6,670,000.

Everyone Else vs Me

The winner is Me, 210,000,000 to 3,630,000.

Good beats Evil, Order defeats Chaos. Darnit.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-22 02:40am

Mine got only 184.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-22 02:44am

science
(53 000 000 results)
versus
christianity
(3 440 000 results)

chrisitanity
( 1 270 results)
versus
islam
(4 340 000 results)

Yahoo!
(82 800 000 results)
versus
MSN
(23 100 000 results)

Proof that Yahoo! is better than MSN!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-22 02:44am

I get six. Suddenly I feel inadequate.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-11-22 02:46am

My real name got 2,190

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-22 02:47am

My real name got 28,600 results!

Unfortunately, Larz beats me with 55,900.....*grumble*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-22 02:48am

My full name gets 49.

Which worries me, since I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the world with that name.

EDIT: I checked through them, and none are my actual full name. But pretty much everyone with my surname are somewhat related to me.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-22 02:50am

Now what could that name be? Randolph Sean Tan the Third?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-22 02:51am

What, you want me to reveal my real name?

Fine.

My name is [Throat Warbler Mangrove].

I will be deleting it in one hour.

EDIT: Name edited.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-22 02:53am

Well my real name nets 510,000 results. I feel a bit less inadequate now.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-22 02:53am

My real name worries me....

It came up with 7,190 results. Which, of course, lost to '1' that had 1150 000 000 results....

[EDIT] That's middle name inclusive...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-22 02:56am

To be fair to Spanky, my real name is Nigel Wong Yuan Wei.
That you can keep, or play around with, or whatever.