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Sabbat beats Camarilla.....hm......'bad' beats 'good' for once! :D

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verilon wrote:Sabbat beats Camarilla.....hm......'bad' beats 'good' for once! :D

Patrick Carroll Briscoe. How I got so many results, I am curious...
My father's name is Patrick. K3wl.
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"Porn" beats "Church" by a wide margin. :twisted:
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:"Porn" beats "Church" by a wide margin. :twisted:
Heh. I knew evil would triumph in the end. :D
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:"Porn" beats "Church" by a wide margin. :twisted:
Heh. I knew evil would triumph in the end. :D
Lesser of Two Evils
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Hey!

Homosexuality: 349000
Heterosexuality: 68000

I may have been doing something wrong...
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Iggy squeezes by in the battle of the BM's.

IG-88(8,220) vs. Nitram(8,190)

Voyager gets it's ass ripped wide open and set on fire.

Black Mage(172,000) vs. USS Voyager(49,300)

And to further bury STvsSW as done, a special tag-team match:

George Lucas(932,000) vs. Berman&Braga(19,100)
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Better yet!

Gay: Straight

66'900'00:14'000'000

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Link
(103 000 000 results)
versus
Zelda
(1 440 000 results)

Ouch.
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hell
(11 000 000 results)
versus
paradise
(6 170 000 results)


The winner is: hell
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Stardestroyer (3370)
versus
Spacebattles (1120)

Stardestroyer wins.

apples
( 855 000 results)
versus
oranges
( 681 000 results)

Apples win.
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verilon wrote:hell
(11 000 000 results)
versus
paradise
(6 170 000 results)


The winner is: hell
Damn straight. Hell is my destiny! :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

They should have a :sadistic: and :bastard: emoticon...

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Candle Wax (275 000)

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Beowulf (618,000)
vs.
Mike Wong (266,000)

o.O :shock: :? :o :) :D :P :twisted:
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Dan Ketch: 5,440

Ghost Rider: 165,000

Pretty funny actually :D
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Oh coolness I beat Berman and Braga :twisted:
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Shadowhawk: 10500 hits
my real name: 265 hits

You folks need to keep in mind that there's a big difference, according to Google, between Spanky the Dolphin and "Spanky the Dolphin". The former gets 42,800 hits. The latter, 65.
Mike Wong gets 266k hits. "Mike Wong" gets 3720.
"Lord Wong" gets 71.
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Star Destroyer (166 000 results) versus USS Voyager (62 300 results)

Mwahahaaa!! :twisted:

A little bit closer but still a victory for the Star Destroyer:

Star Destroyer (180 000 results) versus USS Enterprise (131 000 results)

Not even close:

Darth Vader (259 000 results) versus Jean Luc Picard (86 600 results)
Mwoahaahahahaaa :twisted: :twisted:

And finally, in the battle between me and you guys:

me (209 000 000 results) versus you guys (4 280 000 results)

Well, 'nuff said about that fight :D
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The ASVS cat fight:

Number of results on Google for the keywords Marina O'Leary and Raven Ford:


Marina O'Leary
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versus
Raven Ford
( 52 900 results)


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Troll Hunters:

WeeMadAndo
(90 results)
versus
Graeme Dice
( 3 110 results)


The winner is: Graeme Dice
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Larz (26,700)

vs

verilon (366)
IG-88E (23)
Evil Saddistic Bastard (8)

...ohhh, feels good 8)
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Captain Kirk
( 178 000 results)
versus
Darth Vader
( 193 000 results)


The winner is: Darth Vader

Captain Picard
( 69 400 results)
versus
Darth Vader
( 195 000 results)


The winner is: Darth Vader

And, finally, the kicker:

Dark Helmet
( 239 000 results)
versus
Darth Vader
( 195 000 results)


The winner is: Dark Helmet

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Victory for Open Source!
Internet Explorer (3 900 000 results)
versus
Mozilla (4 380 000 results)
The winner is: Mozilla

Crap-O-Matic Browsers
Netscape 4 (4 380 000 results)
versus
Internet Explorer (4 790 000 results)
The winner is: Internet Explorer

You just can't beat the Mark Five:
Speed Racer ( 286 000 results)
versus
Anakin Skywalker ( 82 400 results)
The winner is: Speed Racer

Battle of the Anti-Technology Nutcases:
Yuuzhan Vong ( 7 580 results)
versus
Species 8472 ( 8 610 results)
The winner is: Species 8472

Animé fans, stand proudly:
Robotech ( 204 000 results)
versus
Macross ( 234 000 results)
The winner is: Macross

X-wing ( 125 000 results)
versus
Gunstar ( 7 730 results)
The winner is: X-wing

Gunstars trump the Culture!
Gridfire (15 results)
versus
Death Blossom ( 145 000 results)
The winner is: Death Blossom

The Universe's Bitch
Minbari ( 32 200 results)
versus
Species 8472 ( 8 610 results)
The winner is: Minbari

Better Insult?
Hatfucker (6 results)
versus
Crack-smoking donkey fucker (24 results)
The winner is: Crack-smoking donkey fucker
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Best SW Song:

Imperial March
( 576 000 results)

versus

Duel of the Fates
( 18 500 results)


The winner is: Imperial March

Troll Armmagadon:

Timothy Jones
( 675 000 results)
versus
DarkStar
( 206 000 results)

The winner is: Timothy Jones

Armor Warfare:

Mecha
( 405 000 results)
versus
Tank
(3 760 000 results)

The winner is: Tank
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Evangelion Unit 01 ( 6 930 results)
vs.
Wing Zero Gundam ( 34 400 results)

Jar Jar Binks ( 44 700 results)
vs.
Wesley Crusher ( 25 400 results)

Jar Jar Binks ( 44 700 results)
vs.
Neelix ( 76 700 results)

Star Wars The Phantom Menace ( 251 000 results)
vs.
Star Trek Voyager ( 468 000 results)

Gun (9 610 000 results)
vs.
Sword (2 040 000 results)
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SirNitram wrote:Iggy squeezes by in the battle of the BM's.

IG-88(8,220) vs. Nitram(8,190)
Sorry, Iggy, I win.

The Dark (21 700 000)
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IG-88 (10 800)
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