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Hoolahoop of death!!!

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How people can fight in costumes like that is beyond me.

That being said...boobies!
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Dalton wrote:How people can fight in costumes like that is beyond me.

That being said...boobies!
I'd be more worried about the efficiency of the weapon. :?

The outfits not likely to encumber her or restrict her movements, and it might be useful as it has a 50% chance of distracting her opponent - i.e. if said opponent is a straight male, bi or lesbian.
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I second Dalton's comment on the character design. And come on, this isn't the first time Hulahoops of death have popped up in a game. Sun Shiang Ren(I think that's her name) from Dynasty Warriors. She has two.
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But this one is full size! What's she going to do, disco you to death? Use a hip-shaking super that cuts you in half? Madness!

The character designer seems to have changed his mind a couple of times in there. :)
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I think her real weapons are her Perky Nipples of Doom. Seriously, those could put someone's eye out.
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How much does that thing weigh?!
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This IS from the series that spawned Voldo. If that... thing can be playable in any logical manner then a hula-hoop of death doesn't seem bad.
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Looks like she fell off a Mardi Gras float.
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At least her shins are well-protected. :D
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Post by Utsanomiko »

I must be forgetting large portions of my education, where the hell did people like that exist in the 16th century? I'm sure it would have made things a hell of a lot more fun if people looked and dressed like that... :P

Well, untill the townspeople starts screams "She's a witch! burn her!!!" I'll just enjoy the sight of her jubblies and purple eyes.
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She doesn't care for fashion! Her shirt got torn, she started to sew it back up, but thought 'hell no! I don't subscribe to the tyranny of the masses! No social norms for me!' and stopped. Hence the hula hoop. *nods*

Where she got the breast implant scars I'll never know...
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Tasoth wrote:I second Dalton's comment on the character design. And come on, this isn't the first time Hulahoops of death have popped up in a game. Sun Shiang Ren(I think that's her name) from Dynasty Warriors. She has two.
Also Tio from Grandia 2. 2 rings and a what? 70 hit attack? =D

More on topic...Hmm. Well, the outfit is no less practical than Ivy's atleast. As for the weapon, I'd rather she had the two smaller ones.
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