The Ultimat Matchup: DarkStar vs. Pavel

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Who should be SD.net's Champion of Stupidity?

DarkStar
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Pavel
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15%
 
Total votes: 13

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The Ultimat Matchup: DarkStar vs. Pavel

Post by fgalkin »

Darkstar won an easy victory over Azeron in Semifinal 2. Pavel defeated patkelly by 1 vote in Semifianl 1. Now, these mighty trolls meet to face each other in the last match of this Championship of Stupidity.

Who wins. Dorkstar or Pavel?

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Post by Mike_6002 »

DarkStar, Wall of Ignorance(R), deflects logic, and even if Pavel could attack him sucessfully (Highly doubtful), DarkStar will just BS his way out, Pavel won't have the paintents, DarkStar by default
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Pavel is sucked into Fuckstars anti logic quasar before being smashed to pulp against the perpetual wall of ignorance located just inside the event horizon.
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Re: The Ultimat Matchup: DarkStar vs. Pavel

Post by Crayz9000 »

DarkStar was obviously worse than Pavel. While Pavel was an arrogant idiot, he was so stupid that it was blatantly obvious.

On the other hand, DarkStar had a facade of innocence. He would post nice things about a person in one post and then turn around and flame that same person like there was no tomorrow. His understanding of logic seems to have come from listening to lawyers, since there was no real logic in his arguments, only sophistry and fallacies. And let's not speak about Robert's understanding of science...
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DarkStar, undoubtely, his Wall of Ignorance shatters Pavel at an easy whim.
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The moment Pavel fell under attack, he *meep*ed and tried to squeak out a backhanded apology. Darkstar takes this without breaking a sweat.
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Post by weemadando »

Pavel starts a homosexual fantasy thread centred on TOWNMNBS mk2. TOWNMNBS mk2 falls in love.

They make lots of little trolls. Then the lump club eats them.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Pavel says dimb/perverted things, and they bounce off the Wall of Ignorance and back onto him.

Or, Pavel pretends DarkStar is a girl, and tries hitting on him. He kills himself on the Wall of Ignorance.

Easy Voctory for DarkStar, champion of stupidity!
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Post by Mike_6002 »

weemadando wrote:Then the lump club eats them.
What's Lump Club?

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