KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A puppy with six legs and two penises was found sleeping outside a Chinese temple in a Malaysian town, and devotees are treating the freak find as a good omen, a news report said Sunday
The furry puppy with brown patches was sleeping at the temple entrance on Thursday morning when it was spotted by a temple caretaker, said the Star newspaper, which published the animal's picture clearly showing the extra two legs and the additional organ.
"He (the caretaker) lifted the canine to place it elsewhere and was shocked to see that the puppy had six legs," the Star quoted the Kwang Sung Temple committee member Tee Kim Huat as saying. The temple is in Pandamaran town, south of Kuala Lumpur near Port Klang.
The puppy, believed to have been left there by someone, is being cared for by the temple committee, Tee said. He said devotees feel that the unusual dog is a bearer of good fortune and have named him Ong Fatt, or the Lucky One.
The temple committee has obtained a dog-rearing permit from the Klang Municipal Council to keep the puppy as a pet.
That's one picture that takes a while to sink in.
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Darth Wong wrote:That must be cool, having two penises.
It is
You know this first-hand? Have you considered submitting yourself to Ripley's Believe It Or Not?
In any case, if I had two penises, control of urination would be a problem; I would need to be able to control two streams at once. Also, I would need to wear roomy pants, since I'd imagine that two penises would take up more room and be more likely to become arranged in uncomfortable positions. But on the upside, I'd be able to DP my wife without a dildo.
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I'm just glad they aren't going to fucking eat him.
I am so sorry
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A. Wonder how long it will live, there must be some messed-up anatomy going on there ...
B. If it lives for any length of time, I smell cloning ... maybe I've just seen The Simpsons too many times, but somebody has to see a huge profit potential in 6-legged dual-penis puppies .....
[img=right]http://www.tallguyz.com/imagelib/chmeesig.jpg[/img]My guess might be excellent or it might be crummy, but
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make guesses in front of a district attorney,
an assistant district attorney, and a stenographer.
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Chmee wrote:A. Wonder how long it will live, there must be some messed-up anatomy going on there ...
B. If it lives for any length of time, I smell cloning ... maybe I've just seen The Simpsons too many times, but somebody has to see a huge profit potential in 6-legged dual-penis puppies .....
It's probably an in-utero thing, like a twin that didn't properly separate. I doubt its genetic.
And yes, Mike, but the roomy pants are the most difficult part of the whole deal.
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Darth Wong wrote:That must be cool, having two penises.
One would have to learn to be ambidextrous.
He said devotees feel that the unusual dog is a bearer of good fortune and have named him Ong Fatt, or the Lucky One.
If a dog with two dicks showed up at my house, I'd feel lucky, too. Who knows? Maybe I'd be next!
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Darth Wong wrote:That must be cool, having two penises.
It is
No offense Captain CC, but you should be the last person in the universe to have two penises. Youre the guy whose prostate almost blew up because you wont get yourelf off...
Darth Wong wrote:That must be cool, having two penises.
It is
No offense Captain CC, but you should be the last person in the universe to have two penises. Youre the guy whose prostate almost blew up because you wont get yourelf off...
I talked with my doctor and minister, and now I'm ok
What happened to your Av?
Stuart: The only problem is, I'm losing track of which universe I'm in.
You kinda look like Jesus. With a lightsaber.- Peregrin Toker
Chmee wrote:A. Wonder how long it will live, there must be some messed-up anatomy going on there ...
Not necessarially. If it lived long enough to be weaned without requiring medical intervention it will probably live a normal lifespan.
B. If it lives for any length of time, I smell cloning ... maybe I've just seen The Simpsons too many times, but somebody has to see a huge profit potential in 6-legged dual-penis puppies .....
This isn't a genetic defect, it's a developmental defect. Most likely an incomplete twinning or a fusion of two embryos, either one can happen.
There was a three-legged gentleman who did the freak show circuit back around 1900 who also had two penises.... can't remember his name this morning. Both were fully functional, apparently. So while this is a freak occurance, freaks like this happen all the time among various animal species. The extra limbs have varying degrees of usefulness, from limp and paralyzed to fully functional. Each case is unique.
No offense Captain CC, but you should be the last person in the universe to have two penises. Youre the guy whose prostate almost blew up because you wont get yourelf off...
I talked with my doctor and minister, and now I'm ok
What happened to your Av?
You needed a preacher to tell you it was okay to do what male organisms have been doing since the dawn of time?
On other news related to genetic anomalies, a cat was recently born in Tasmania (I think it was in this state, where's that news paper) with two faces. Two mouths, two noses, four eyes. Very strange.
It's so amazingly cool. I wonder if the dog can run faster if all six limbs are operational. It'd certainly be more stable, assuming the two penises don't act as a balancing problem...
Admiral Valdemar wrote:It's so amazingly cool. I wonder if the dog can run faster if all six limbs are operational. It'd certainly be more stable, assuming the two penises don't act as a balancing problem...
Barring some fairly intriguing changes to the shoulders and back, not to mention the ligaments of the extra limbs in question, it's more likely that two of the legs are actually much weaker and moved only in reflex rather than to actually walk. Besides which, six functional legs on an animal that is for all intents and purposes a quadruped (that didn't get in each other's way - there we have need for a change in the brain) where four are *front* legs would be more useful to make the animal stop and change direction faster rather than for outright propulsion.
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