Prepare the Nautilus for COLLISION SPEED!
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Prepare the Nautilus for COLLISION SPEED!
"Those ships that fly the flag of bastardry and sail with the tide
shall never meet their destinations."
In other words, I want Gainax and KJA wiped from the face of the Earth.
KJA, not content with fucking up SW, and Gainax, not content with NGE,
have both attacked my favorite childhood story: 20,000 Leagues Under
the Seas.
Gainax goes against the FIRING SQUAD first:
They made an anime series that fucked over 20k Leagues:
Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water
OK here's the fuckups:
CAPTAIN NEMO
Captain Nemo is the captain of the Nautilus and obssessed with
destroying Gargoyle and the Neo-Atlanteans. He too possess a
Blue Water crystal and it takes more than half the series before
we finally find out what his secret backgroud is.
ELECTRA
Electra is the First Officer on the Nautilus. She too is obssessed
with destroying Gargoyle. She is also very protective and possessive
about Nemo. She is the one who argues in favor of rescuing Nadia
and the others.
THE NAUTILUS
The Nautilus was built with Atlantean technology by Captain Nemo
and his crew and launched on June 24, 1888. It is armed with
torpedos and missles and is equiped with advanced sonar and
computers. Its homebase is underground at the south pole
(they get there through a series of underground/undersea tunnels).
According to an article in MeagComics (summer 1991) the rest
of its specs are: length-132 meters; maximum speed-108 knots,
it is based on the design of a second-generation Atlantean
interplanetary spaceship called the "Eltrium". It main drive is
a room-temperature anti-matter engine of unlimited endurance.
Propulsion is by water jet. It has a double hull made of "Space
Titanium". The inspiration for its design came from Toho Studio's
SFX designs. Its long triangular shape shape is a favorite of the
director (which one? they don't say).
The Gratan
The other mecha of this series is the Gratan (short for Grandis Tank) used by the Grandis Gang. Although Grandis herself prefers calling it Catherine, everyone else sticks to Gratan. It is a chameleon mecha, able to shift modes of operation and travel in a few instants. Originally seen as a rolling tank, it can also fly (with a deployed hot air balloon and propellors for propulsion), sail on the suface of the water, and (after some modifications with help from the Nautilus' crew) run in a submarine mode. It has a cannon on top and two extendable arms (waldoes) with grappling hooks on the end. It is surprisingly roomy inside, a fact that is not presented until late in the series. (It is even large enough to have a large bathtub in it, thus giving the Gainax animators an excuse for yet another bath scene.)
<sound of MG-42 firing followed by screams as Shep mows down the
entire Gainax company in a frenzy of bloodlust>
OK, next up AGAINST THE WALL is KEVIN J ANDERSON, for this atrocicty:
That is all....
shall never meet their destinations."
In other words, I want Gainax and KJA wiped from the face of the Earth.
KJA, not content with fucking up SW, and Gainax, not content with NGE,
have both attacked my favorite childhood story: 20,000 Leagues Under
the Seas.
Gainax goes against the FIRING SQUAD first:
They made an anime series that fucked over 20k Leagues:
Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water
OK here's the fuckups:
CAPTAIN NEMO
Captain Nemo is the captain of the Nautilus and obssessed with
destroying Gargoyle and the Neo-Atlanteans. He too possess a
Blue Water crystal and it takes more than half the series before
we finally find out what his secret backgroud is.
ELECTRA
Electra is the First Officer on the Nautilus. She too is obssessed
with destroying Gargoyle. She is also very protective and possessive
about Nemo. She is the one who argues in favor of rescuing Nadia
and the others.
THE NAUTILUS
The Nautilus was built with Atlantean technology by Captain Nemo
and his crew and launched on June 24, 1888. It is armed with
torpedos and missles and is equiped with advanced sonar and
computers. Its homebase is underground at the south pole
(they get there through a series of underground/undersea tunnels).
According to an article in MeagComics (summer 1991) the rest
of its specs are: length-132 meters; maximum speed-108 knots,
it is based on the design of a second-generation Atlantean
interplanetary spaceship called the "Eltrium". It main drive is
a room-temperature anti-matter engine of unlimited endurance.
Propulsion is by water jet. It has a double hull made of "Space
Titanium". The inspiration for its design came from Toho Studio's
SFX designs. Its long triangular shape shape is a favorite of the
director (which one? they don't say).
The Gratan
The other mecha of this series is the Gratan (short for Grandis Tank) used by the Grandis Gang. Although Grandis herself prefers calling it Catherine, everyone else sticks to Gratan. It is a chameleon mecha, able to shift modes of operation and travel in a few instants. Originally seen as a rolling tank, it can also fly (with a deployed hot air balloon and propellors for propulsion), sail on the suface of the water, and (after some modifications with help from the Nautilus' crew) run in a submarine mode. It has a cannon on top and two extendable arms (waldoes) with grappling hooks on the end. It is surprisingly roomy inside, a fact that is not presented until late in the series. (It is even large enough to have a large bathtub in it, thus giving the Gainax animators an excuse for yet another bath scene.)
<sound of MG-42 firing followed by screams as Shep mows down the
entire Gainax company in a frenzy of bloodlust>
OK, next up AGAINST THE WALL is KEVIN J ANDERSON, for this atrocicty:
That is all....
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Re: Prepare the Nautilus for COLLISION SPEED!
Oh yes, forgot to kill KJA:MKSheppard wrote: That is all....
<sound of screams as Shep guts KJA like a fish with a fish scaling knife>
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Re: Prepare the Nautilus for COLLISION SPEED!
[quote="MKSheppard
<sound of MG-42 firing followed by screams as Shep mows down the
entire Gainax company in a frenzy of bloodlust> [/quote]
I am somewhat disturbed by this. Just leave Yoshiyuki Sadamoto out of it and I won't care.
<sound of MG-42 firing followed by screams as Shep mows down the
entire Gainax company in a frenzy of bloodlust> [/quote]
I am somewhat disturbed by this. Just leave Yoshiyuki Sadamoto out of it and I won't care.
Now for some words of encouragement... Hmmm.... Kill the fool painfully?
OK, next up AGAINST THE WALL is KEVIN J ANDERSON, for this atrocicty:
That is all....
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This is plain evil
Verne is spinning in his grave
And for the people that haven't read 20,000 Leagues.
Project Gutenberg
Go and read it now.
Verne is spinning in his grave
And for the people that haven't read 20,000 Leagues.
Project Gutenberg
Go and read it now.
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NO!
NO! NO! NO!
This is heresy! This is a travesty! This is a sin against GOD!
I CANNOT permit this atrocity!
They Shall All DIE!
NO! NO! NO!
This is heresy! This is a travesty! This is a sin against GOD!
I CANNOT permit this atrocity!
They Shall All DIE!
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KJA deserves much worse than a simple gutting. For his crimes against the Dune universe, to which I proclaim rabid fanboy status, I say give him to me. I have just enough knowledge of anatomy, first aid, and interrogation techniques to keep him alive and suffering unspeakably for at least a year.
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WTF?
He's fucked up Star Wars, he's fucked up Dune, he's fucked up StarCraft, now he's fucking up 20KL...when will the madness end?
He's fucked up Star Wars, he's fucked up Dune, he's fucked up StarCraft, now he's fucking up 20KL...when will the madness end?
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For crimes against Sci Fi and all things fantasy a second sun shall rise over the house of KJA...
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What did KJA do to Starcraft?Cyril wrote:WTF?
He's fucked up Star Wars, he's fucked up Dune, he's fucked up StarCraft, now he's fucking up 20KL...when will the madness end?
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He wrote an SC novel.
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Echo Skimmer.Sea Skimmer wrote:What did KJA do to Starcraft?Cyril wrote:WTF?
He's fucked up Star Wars, he's fucked up Dune, he's fucked up StarCraft, now he's fucking up 20KL...when will the madness end?
I thought Blizzard would be smart enough to swat him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper if KJA came sniffing around for some scraps.
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Interesting, I hadn't heard that. *Straps on Pis blade * The only three I'm aware of where not written by KJA. *Boards Scout* Something will have to be done about that.. *Boards Arbiter/carrier super ship* please direct me to the relevant location.Cyril wrote:He wrote an SC novel.
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