the ugliest ships in trek and wars and why

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the ugliest ships in trek and wars and why

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my votes

wars: Slave 1 because it looks like a rocket powered shoe

trek: Oberth Class. has a strong resemblance to a robotic bird carrying a dildo
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In Star Wars the Corellian Corvette

In Star Trek any of those shoe boxes with a view port they called shuttles
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Star Wars: Medium Transport, looks like a round oval shaped box, not athestically pleasing

Star Trek: The overused Merchant Man ship, not pretty to look at, just plain looking
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SW: Slave 1, dumb to me to have such a large frontal target and it aint eggsackly beautiful.

ST: Oberth. Just plain ugly.
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SW: The Nebulon-B frigate. Just don't lke it.

ST: Most of the cap ships. I don't like the architecture.
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SW:IS..ack...ack...ack! just kidding. I'd say Trade Federation Battle Freighters. they look too much like a space station than a starship


ST: Breen Warships no symmetry
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I'm not really a fan of the Cardassian Warship designs on the Trek side.
As far as Wars gos, I'd have to say the Nebulon B Frigate, it just looks to damned fragile.
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Cardassian ships SUCK ASS

In Star Wars the Medical Frigate SUCKS ASS


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Wars: The Hapan battle Dragon is just stupid
Trek: Most Federation capital units.
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SW: Nebulon frigate
ST: most federation ships, and breen ships.
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ST: the original shuttles: too boxy for me

SW: the Federation control ships for the droids in TPM: they just looked kinda funky to me
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neoolong wrote:SW: the Federation control ships for the droids in TPM: they just looked kinda funky to me
I liked the TradeFed freighters/battleships, but the landing craft were rather ungainly.
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Crayz9000 wrote:
neoolong wrote:SW: the Federation control ships for the droids in TPM: they just looked kinda funky to me
I liked the TradeFed freighters/battleships, but the landing craft were rather ungainly.
Hey, just my opinion.
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Borg cube its ugly and boring and yawn now if it was tie dyed.......
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For me,

In Star Wars, the Millenium Falcon, man, what an ugly ship...

JUST KIDDING.

Seriously though, I don't like B-wings, they just seem, ugly.

And In ST, I really hated the Kazon ships, man, that thing looks like a beached whale.
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I'm surprised everyone dislikes the Nebulon-B frigates so much, though perhaps I am biased from too many TIE fighter games.

In SW, I dislike the TIE Bomber and the Gallofrey Transports, but the Trade Federation landing craft is the worst, IMO.

As far as ST goes, I hate the Galor class the most, but dishonorable mentions go to the original shuttle craft and TNG one. I mildly disliked Sarek's shuttle, but I did not find it as bad as any of the above three.
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TradeFed battleship looks like a cosmic donut IMO.
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SW: Gallofree trasports. Just plain ugly.

ST: Gaylord-class
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IG-88E wrote:SW: Gallofree trasports. Just plain ugly.
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ST: Gaylord-class
From the name, I can imagine.
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The ships escaping Hoth.
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IG-88E wrote:The ships escaping Hoth.
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Giant penis-shaped vessel. Its ugliness is self evident.
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Yup those are Rebel Transports manufactured by Gallofree (frey?)

can't remember the spelling.


I wouldn't call em penis shaped though ....
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They do kinda look like penises. Kind of.
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They look like mine, that's for sure.

More ugly SW ships: B-Wing, Y-Wing, Mon Cal (Compared to SDs they do)
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:They look like mine, that's for sure.
Dude- that's scary.
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