Saddam's Trial (56K warning)
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Saddam's Trial (56K warning)
Saddam:
I'm bored!
Saddam:
I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!
This Guy:
Can I Play?
Saddam:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saddam:
Will I choose Rock
Saddam:
Paper
Saddam:
Or Scissors
Saddam:
YOU DON'T KNOW!
Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don't spray it
Saddam:
WHATEVER. Let's play
Saddam:ROCK!
Judge:TWO PAPERS!
Saddam:
DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?
Judge:
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking
rock ain't going NOWHERE
Saddam:
I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS
Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam:TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand.
Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always
Saddam:
Ask Aziz, he knows
Aziz:
Tiger Hand always beats paper
Saddam:
I'm sayin' bro!
Judge:
Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam.
No more Tiger Hand.
Saddam:
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW
TIGER HAND!
Judge:
Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it.
Saddam:
You probably don't even know Pen Missile!
Judge:
Missile? What Missile?
Saddam:
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!
Judge:
Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP!
Saddam:
AM NOT
Judge:
Are too!
Saddam:
That's it, you're going on my list
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"Man would cower at the sight!"
"We will build towers to the heavens!"
"Man was not built for such a height!"
"We will be heroes!"
"We will BUILD heroes!"
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He got it somewhere else. It's old, but still entertaining
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
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shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
They aren't his captions. This is old.
"If the facts are on your side, pound on the facts. If the law is on your side, pound on the law. If neither is on your side, pound on the table."
"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."