This defies explanation...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2002-11-23 04:47am

Shit this is funny!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-23 04:49am

Ah. Poor English + Instruction manual = hours of hilarity.
That, or severe damage to one's appendages.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-11-23 04:51am

Is this for real or just a gag? It's still funny either way though!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-23 04:51am

LOL. And with that, it's nearly 5 in the morning and I'm hungry.

*wanders off in search of an Egg McMuffin*

Yum. That was good.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-23 04:53am

Crown wrote:Is this for real or just a gag? It's still funny either way though!

You see, most people aren't as fortunate as us to have a good command of English. Thus they fuck their translations up.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-23 04:53am

WTF ... is that a Dragon Ball Z toy?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-23 04:54am

Vympel wrote:WTF ... is that a Dragon Ball Z toy?

Looks like it.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-11-23 05:03am

looks like the manual to this monkey-made POS mainboard, and the sticker on the nuker, just differant diagrams... oii... still better than the programing manual for a VCR.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-23 05:08am

Till the cows come home.

Bwahahahaha.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2002-11-23 05:10am

It's real, believe it or not.
Sorry, I meant:
prythee realty it or tad beeve.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-23 06:36am

I bet I could understand the Japanese version easier, even though my kanji-reading skills are precisely dick.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-23 06:39am

XaLEv wrote:I bet I could understand the Japanese version easier, even though my kanji-reading skills are precisely dick.

I can read Kanji slowly.

Verrrry slooooowly.

And very wrongly too.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-23 06:44am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: I can read Kanji slowly.

Verrrry slooooowly.

And very wrongly too.

Heh. I know maybe ten kanji. If it were written in kana, I would have an easier time, though it would still suffer from my poor vocabulary.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-23 01:01pm

XaLEv wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: I can read Kanji slowly.

Verrrry slooooowly.

And very wrongly too.
Heh. I know maybe ten kanji. If it were written in kana, I would have an easier time, though it would still suffer from my poor vocabulary.

Which kana? Or do you know both?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-23 01:03pm

*is confused* What the fuck is this?

ESB: Where did you get this?

Datana · Post by **Datana** » 2002-11-23 02:15pm

I've seen this before. It's the instruction sheet for an nonlicensed (READ: illegal as heck) Dragonball Z toy sold in Hong Kong and a few other places in Asia. What it's supposed to do is be suspended from the ceiling and spin around in circles like those toy planes that some stores have whizzing around. The original instructions were in Chinese (rather than Japanese), so those really wouldn't help.

A quick search turned up this page for more on the item (remove spaces to use link):

http ://www.animejump.com /cgi-bin/go.cgi?go=omake/toy-songoku

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-23 02:30pm

'Illegal as heck' and 'toy sold in Hong Kong' is redundant.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-23 03:20pm

Strange shit we have here. Scary thing is chances are it's not a gag.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-23 04:47pm

I wonder if they managed to mess up the French instructions too.

Still, if I had something with instructions like that, it would be more entertaining than what the instructions are for!

Just one one: To prevent this, don't buy toys from some hooded guy in the alley.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2002-11-23 08:42pm

verilon wrote:*is confused* What the fuck is this?

ESB: Where did you get this?

I got it from here.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-23 08:46pm

Pcm979 wrote:
verilon wrote:*is confused* What the fuck is this?

ESB: Where did you get this?
I got it from here.

Whoops! Sorry about that...I thought it was ESB for some reason.....adn thanks.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-23 08:47pm

The Dark wrote: Which kana? Or do you know both?

I am learning both at the same time. I'm up to nu.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2002-11-23 08:56pm

verilon wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:
verilon wrote:*is confused* What the fuck is this?

ESB: Where did you get this?
I got it from here.
Whoops! Sorry about that...I thought it was ESB for some reason.....adn thanks.

S'ok