My sig banner lineup (updated July 28, 2009)
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My sig banner lineup (updated July 28, 2009)
Trying out my fancy new rotating sig! It's a lot like the one I made up for the phpbb.com boards a while ago. Here's the lineup:
EDIT: Three more "Join the Sith" versions added. Also note that all of these images are 16kB or less.
EDIT 2: Hair club and GAR banners added.
EDIT 3: "Seize the Moment" banner added.
EDIT 4: "Middle Eastern Infantry" banner added.
EDIT 5: "Price Gouging" and "Meet Pat Robertson" added.
EDIT 5: "WWRJD" added.
EDIT 6: NHL banner removed, "Intelligent Design" banner added.
EDIT 7: Saxenfelt banner added.
EDIT 8: Heinlein quote added. It may not be very original to simply make a banner out of a quote, but it's a great quote.
EDIT 9: Xenu added.
EDIT 10: Halliburton added.
EDIT 11: Blood Sport added.
EDIT 12: Stop Smoker Marriage added.
EDIT 13: Hot Porno for Republicans added.
EDIT 14: Pickett's Charge added.
EDIT 15: Sci-Fi Debating added.
EDIT 16: Panties added.
EDIT 17: Added a message of support for our local public sector union.
EDIT: Three more "Join the Sith" versions added. Also note that all of these images are 16kB or less.
EDIT 2: Hair club and GAR banners added.
EDIT 3: "Seize the Moment" banner added.
EDIT 4: "Middle Eastern Infantry" banner added.
EDIT 5: "Price Gouging" and "Meet Pat Robertson" added.
EDIT 5: "WWRJD" added.
EDIT 6: NHL banner removed, "Intelligent Design" banner added.
EDIT 7: Saxenfelt banner added.
EDIT 8: Heinlein quote added. It may not be very original to simply make a banner out of a quote, but it's a great quote.
EDIT 9: Xenu added.
EDIT 10: Halliburton added.
EDIT 11: Blood Sport added.
EDIT 12: Stop Smoker Marriage added.
EDIT 13: Hot Porno for Republicans added.
EDIT 14: Pickett's Charge added.
EDIT 15: Sci-Fi Debating added.
EDIT 16: Panties added.
EDIT 17: Added a message of support for our local public sector union.
Last edited by Darth Wong on 2007-04-12 12:11am, edited 18 times in total.
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
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No, he's a Canadian, which is almost as bad (obviously, I'm meaning this to be a joke....no offense to Micheal Wong was intended)Noble Ire wrote:European spellings? Why, that's unpatriotic! You're a terrorist!
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On the day Wong retires i'm taking the Megalomania and Vader banners over your geriatric corpses
Awesome sigs
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On the day Mike retires, this board will shut down.the .303 bookworm wrote:On the day Wong retires i'm taking the Megalomania and Vader banners over your geriatric corpses
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So, Il'l take it to another board, raised by the refugees from this one, anyway who knows? this may become a family board for mike till a long time passes and his descendant mike-723 uses it for history studiesDurandal wrote:On the day Mike retires, this board will shut down.the .303 bookworm wrote:On the day Wong retires i'm taking the Megalomania and Vader banners over your geriatric corpses
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To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
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Jesus, barely even a month in and already you're acting like you're one of the big boys.the .303 bookworm wrote:So, Il'l take it to another board, raised by the refugees from this one, anyway who knows? this may become a family board for mike till a long time passes and his descendant mike-723 uses it for history studies
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Fucking Awesome, Mike! I love the GBA and Honour Thy Tool ones the best.
Ain't it sad? I keep having flashbacks to Mike_6002.The Wookiee wrote:Jesus, barely even a month in and already you're acting like you're one of the big boys.the .303 bookworm wrote:So, Il'l take it to another board, raised by the refugees from this one, anyway who knows? this may become a family board for mike till a long time passes and his descendant mike-723 uses it for history studies
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I'm not suffering from delusions of grandeur- I was joking, and I do know that in the grand food chain I rank only two steps above the border list banning trolls. That is just above the 0-10 post newbiesThe Wookiee wrote:Jesus, barely even a month in and already you're acting like you're one of the big boys.the .303 bookworm wrote:So, Il'l take it to another board, raised by the refugees from this one, anyway who knows? this may become a family board for mike till a long time passes and his descendant mike-723 uses it for history studies
Also how exactly was I being 'uppity' I merely said that if Wong stops the board and someone continues it either by taking over the management or by starting a new board with the same community then I would go to that board using these sig banners.
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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
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Re: My sig banner lineup
I'm amazed. Jpeg compression seems to be the best deal.Darth Wong wrote:Also note that all of these images are 16kB or less.
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Re: My sig banner lineup
It is; JPEG files will generally be much smaller than PNG or GIF files for most images (as an example, the CreationTheory banner was roughly 100kB when I tried it with PNG), particularly with photographs, because JPEG was designed for photographs. But where they tend to fall down is solid-block colour images, where they tend to produce obvious visible compression artifacts. That's why I used JPEG for all of the sig banners except for the Soviet Canuckistan one, which is text in block colours. The Soviet Canuckistan one is PNG.VF5SS wrote:I'm amazed. Jpeg compression seems to be the best deal.Darth Wong wrote:Also note that all of these images are 16kB or less.
In general:
GIF = lossless and supports transparency, but only good for 8-bit images
JPG = the best compression by far, but no transparency support and noticeable artifacts with solid-block text
PNG = 24-bit transparency and superior image quality to JPG, but poor support in IE6 and much larger filesizes than JPG
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"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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Ugh, would you just shut up?the .303 bookworm wrote:I'm not suffering from delusions of grandeur- I was joking, and I do know that in the grand food chain I rank only two steps above the border list banning trolls. That is just above the 0-10 post newbiesThe Wookiee wrote:Jesus, barely even a month in and already you're acting like you're one of the big boys.the .303 bookworm wrote:So, Il'l take it to another board, raised by the refugees from this one, anyway who knows? this may become a family board for mike till a long time passes and his descendant mike-723 uses it for history studies
Also how exactly was I being 'uppity' I merely said that if Wong stops the board and someone continues it either by taking over the management or by starting a new board with the same community then I would go to that board using these sig banners.
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Thanks for the information, Darth Wong. I kinda got turned away from Jpegs for a bit, since most of the stuff I take images of has a lot of solid colors. Oh and you forgot to mention the best thing about gifs. Animated gifs are just so fun =D
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Re: My sig banner lineup
Looking at those banners, the Canuckistan one(PNG) is actully smaller then most of the other banners, part of that is from the blockiness, but what were the results for other files such as Join the Sith?Darth Wong wrote:GIF = lossless and supports transparency, but only good for 8-bit images
JPG = the best compression by far, but no transparency support and noticeable artifacts with solid-block text
PNG = 24-bit transparency and superior image quality to JPG, but poor support in IE6 and much larger filesizes than JPG
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Re: My sig banner lineup
The Soviet Canuckistan one compresses very well because it only has two colours. All of the others were far bigger with PNG. IIRC, the Sith one was roughly 45kB.Ace Pace wrote:Looking at those banners, the Canuckistan one(PNG) is actully smaller then most of the other banners, part of that is from the blockiness, but what were the results for other files such as Join the Sith?Darth Wong wrote:GIF = lossless and supports transparency, but only good for 8-bit images
JPG = the best compression by far, but no transparency support and noticeable artifacts with solid-block text
PNG = 24-bit transparency and superior image quality to JPG, but poor support in IE6 and much larger filesizes than JPG
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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The trick with JPG is to use a program like GIMP that allows you to preview the size and picture quality at any given quality setting before saving your file. JPG's biggest asset is the huge range of image qualities and filesizes that it offers with a simple adjustment of the "quality" slider. In the case of these banners, I used quality=85% by default and then, if necessary, lowered the quality until I hit my 16kB filesize target.Ace Pace wrote:Thanks, so JPG goes for complex web images and PNG for blocks.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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Ace: They are hosted on the main www.stardestroyer.net site, which is in turn hosted by Pair Networks, using their connection.
Destructionator: yes, there's a PHP script which randomly selects an image from its current working directory every time someone accesses it. The BBS doesn't allow you to put a PHP script inside IMG tags, so I have an Apache RewriteRule to transparently map a JPG file onto the PHP file (in other words, www.stardestroyer.net/BoardPics/Avatars/500.jpg is transparently mapped to http://www.stardestroyer.net/BoardPics/ ... rotate.php ).
Destructionator: yes, there's a PHP script which randomly selects an image from its current working directory every time someone accesses it. The BBS doesn't allow you to put a PHP script inside IMG tags, so I have an Apache RewriteRule to transparently map a JPG file onto the PHP file (in other words, www.stardestroyer.net/BoardPics/Avatars/500.jpg is transparently mapped to http://www.stardestroyer.net/BoardPics/ ... rotate.php ).
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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Fast connection. By the way a more general question: In terms of hours put in it, how much is this website costing? An hour a week of maintanence?Darth Wong wrote:Ace: They are hosted on the main www.stardestroyer.net site, which is in turn hosted by Pair Networks, using their connection.
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