Create the ultimate Anti-Jedi Soldier

Argosh · Post by **Argosh** » 2005-07-02 08:50am

Its simple - if the Jedi is hit with a Ysalamiri then the Ysalamiri is close enough that it negates Jedi force powers. Now the built-in blaster can finish the Jedi off without any fancy saves by the Jedi.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-07-02 08:53am

A major problem is the extensive life-support systems a 'Miri needs to survive and the cost of growing them just to be flung at enemies.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-07-02 01:44pm

Argosh wrote:Its simple - if the Jedi is hit with a Ysalamiri then the Ysalamiri is close enough that it negates Jedi force powers. Now the built-in blaster can finish the Jedi off without any fancy saves by the Jedi.

Their null field disappears the instant they die. Thus, the Jedi would just have to cut them up as they came. And even if the null fields prevented them from hitting the missles, they would probably die on impact. Ysalamari are very fragile.

Arcen · Post by **Arcen** » 2005-07-02 02:53pm

How about a giving an individual a deadly virus which attacks blood with high midiclorien levels? Such and individual could spread it through out a planet making such a place inhospitable for Sith and Jedi alike. Viral weapons coulc be very inexpensive and limit the planets where Jedi and Sith could safely land. That is until a vaccine is created.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-07-02 02:55pm

1 word: Mutation.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2005-07-02 05:11pm

The Krath, a group of darkside worshipers (but not Sith) that existed thousands of years before the movies, had war droids specifically designed to fight and kill Jedi. They excelled at this task. What the Krath would do was drop a shitload of them onto a Jedi temple or where ever alot of Jedi might be and the droids would kill lots and lots of Jedi.

HK units would certainly be useful. G0T0's (a character from KOTRII) method of hunting Jedi was interesting. Basically, he put a bounty on Jedi and Sith. Bounty Hunters preferred going after the Jedi though.

Argosh · Post by **Argosh** » 2005-07-03 05:51am

Damn! How about a portable shield generator and an anti-grav device (to prevent sudden death) attached to the Ysalamiri?

Expensive, but should work.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-07-03 06:30am

Idiotically expensive, also idiotically large. You'd need a tank to carry and fire them, it would be much cheaper to put them on a person/droid and give them a jetpack.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2005-07-03 07:16am

How about HK-50 units equipped with Aratech blaster rifles with tri-light scopes stationed 120 kilometers away?

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2005-07-03 10:05am

Meh no need for fancy weapons. Use lasers real lasers !

Arm a squad of droids with real lasers. Program them to fire on various points on target jedi. Going by the films a jedi would probobly find it impossible to block several lightspeed beams impacting multiple locations at almost same time.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-07-03 10:12am

(VERY!) Good point. And make sure they're beams and not pulses. Mace Windu, in the cartoons, was able to deflect a beam weapon. But it wasn't travelling at light speed, nor were the beams coming in from multiple vectors.

Argosh · Post by **Argosh** » 2005-07-03 11:07am

Pcm979 wrote:Idiotically expensive, also idiotically large. You'd need a tank to carry and fire them, it would be much cheaper to put them on a person/droid and give them a jetpack.

But would work! Also this configuration would only need a couple of reloads and they would be reusable!

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-07-03 11:46am

*Jedi go slicey slicey, dead 'Miri*

Argosh · Post by **Argosh** » 2005-07-04 03:58am

Pcm979 wrote:*Jedi go slicey slicey, dead 'Miri*

Not if the Ysalamiri has a shield generator strapped on. Now if the Jedi tries his slicey dicey - *bam* instant no-force zone near the Jedi and the droid can finish him off with blasters.
And after retrieving the Ysalamiri and replacing/recharging the launcher can be used again. Kind of like space shuttle is reused.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-07-04 05:11am

Battlehymn Republic wrote:Dammit, by ultimate I didn't mean cheap kills.

Adam Reynolds · Post by **Adam Reynolds** » 2005-07-05 03:28am

wouldn' magnaguards paired with Droidikas be one of the best Combos

The magnagurad keeps the Jedi busy while the Droidika guns him down

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-07-05 03:43am

More like, the Magnaguard keeps the Jedi busy, but the Droidika can't get a clear shot without hitting the hideously-expensive 'guard.

jack cloudy · Post by **jack cloudy** » 2005-07-05 04:05am

First post here.

Now, my idea is ridicilously expensive, it's probably not the best way and it doesn't include any of these Ysalamiri, but it sounds like a lot of fun to do. Allright, here goes. First you take something the size of an AT-AT's foot that can carry its own weight a lot of times(If nothing is available you just use a real AT-AT's foot and hollow it out) inside your really big piece of metal you put a droid brain, a big powergenerator, a shield to keep those pesky jedi from cutting it to pieces, a really big artificial gravity unit and some repulsorlifts to fly it around. So this thing flies around and lands close to the Jedi (about 10 meters or something) Its shield protects it from the lightsaber while it prepares to use the artificial gravity unit. Most units probably go to 1g, but this thing goes to AT LEAST 100g! This thing crushes the Jedi with the force of gravity.

And if the Jedi is inside a building, you just land right next to it, use your big amount of gravity and let the shield protect you from any debris while the building collapses. Most buildings are designed to withstand the occasional storm, but not their own weight a hundred times. Is it efficient? No. Is it cheap? No. Does it work? Yes (hopefully). Is it fun? Definitely.

Oh, and if there has to be something organic, replace the droid brain with a cockpit manned by a stormtrooper or something.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-07-05 10:13am

It'd be cheaper to land actual spaceships on the Jedi.

jack cloudy · Post by **jack cloudy** » 2005-07-05 12:51pm

True, but that wouldn't be so much fun, now would it?
Still, to be able to actually land on a Jedi, you'll have to go for a rough landing otherwise that little bug just gets out of the way. Most ships that I know of probably wouldn't respond so well to such a hard landing. You could of course use my gravity weapon while still in the air, but that would make the repulsors job very hard (I think, I'm not sure if those two would interfere with each other.) If it has to be cheaper, remove the repulsors and drop it from the spaceship like a bomb. Make sure it misses and let the ship fly off for a bit of sadistic pleasure.

*Jedi sees big shadow and looks up to see a spaceship drop a big piece of metal. The Jedi jumps out of the way and sees the ship fly of:,, That's no way for killing a Jedi. At least they missed. Huh? feeling...heavy...."

And another Jedi defeated by the glorious Empire and its toys.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2005-07-05 05:22pm

Lord Revan wrote:
Elheru Aran wrote:him (the scene where Bail Organa comes to the Temple). In fact, onscreen, Aayla Secura was the only Jedi who didn't take down a few clonetroopers with her.
Plo Koon didn't take any Clonetroopers with him either, infact Aayla was closer to taking out those killed her (she had her lightsaber out by the time the troopers shot her)

Plo Koon is the tall egg-head shaped guy right? Anyway, he unlike Aayla Secura, actually blocked and reflected blaster bolts back on the clonetroopers that fired on him before going down, unlike Aayla Secura who got her ass handed to her.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-07-05 05:33pm

Think a variation on the venus fly trap - a genetically engineered creature who gave off something (perhaps using the force ala a yammosk) to hypnotize/drug and attract force users. withing range, it had tentacles equipped with fast acting neurotoxin stingers.

I figured I;d think outside the box on this one.

Xess · Post by **Xess** » 2005-07-05 05:56pm

Plo Koon is the tall egg-head shaped guy right?

No, that's Ki-Adi Mundi. Plo Kloon is the Jedi with the face mask who was shot down in his figher.

Cykeisme · Post by **Cykeisme** » 2005-07-05 06:12pm

Just close the blast doors behind a Jedi after deploying Droidekas, so they're trapped in the corridor with the droids. Also make sure there are no garbage chutes or ventilation shafts leading out of that particular section of corridor.

Pcm979 wrote:It'd be cheaper to land actual spaceships on the Jedi.

When I saw this response to that ridiculously elaborate setup, I chuckled out loud

Seriously, some of the methods or designs here are hilariously contrived.There's already a zillion top-level canon (i.e. movie) methods for taking out Jedi, and a gazillion more in the comics, novels and cartoon series. It's not like you need some insanely expensive setup that's as elaborate as the Coyote's ACME-branded schemes.

Cykeisme · Post by **Cykeisme** » 2005-07-05 06:15pm

Crown wrote:Anyway, he unlike Aayla Secura, actually blocked and reflected blaster bolts back on the clonetroopers that fired on him before going down, unlike Aayla Secura who got her ass handed to her.

The first shot (that was probably already lethal) was fired by Commander Bly, which Aayla had a considerable level of camaraderie with.. possibly more so than any other Jedi General/clone. Unlike Ki-Adi-Mundi (the clones lined up like a firing squad and aimed at him), she didn't get any warning either.

Whatever the case, the ass in question was a great one