Does your pee stream stop when you sneeze?
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Does your pee stream stop when you sneeze?
Since my allergies started acting up a couple days ago, I noticed something interesting. With my allergies, my nose itches like hell and I sneeze a lot. Anyways, I was standing in front of the toilet taking a leak when I suddenly had a massive sneeze, the kind that wakes up everyone in the house. I thought for sure I'd be mopping up piss from the floor, but I soon realized that I'd stopped mid-stream when I sneezed and thus all the piss went where it should. After a moment of reflection, I finished relieving myself and filed this bit of info away for further observation. Over the rest of the day and the next day, I sneezed a few more times while pissing, each time I stopped mid-stream.
And so I ask, when you sneeze while taking a leak, does your pee-stream stop or does it keep on going?
And so I ask, when you sneeze while taking a leak, does your pee-stream stop or does it keep on going?
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I've sneezed while pissing. What generally happens is a sudden increase of pressure in the urine stream. And loss of control. And a sudden burning sensation. And plenty of pain.
I've sneezed while pissing. What generally happens is a sudden increase of pressure in the urine stream. And loss of control. And a sudden burning sensation. And plenty of pain.
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It also stops when I have to yell really loud.
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What the fuck??
This is almost as bad as the thread where someone talked about posting on SDN while shitting...
This is almost as bad as the thread where someone talked about posting on SDN while shitting...
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Hahahaha.xBlackFlash wrote:What the fuck??
This is almost as bad as the thread where someone talked about posting on SDN while shitting...
Just wait 'till the Pink Foam link comes along...
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It's only happened to me once, but yes, I stopped mid-stream when I sneezed.
I farted really loudly too.
I farted really loudly too.
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Maybe it's just that I've had allergies all my life and therefore sneezes no longer interupt my concentration, but if I sneeze while pissing there's no interuption, though occassionally the pressure goes up and I get a "surge".
Back when I played bass drum in a marching band the band leader spoke of his amazement that, during a sneezing fit with my eyes slammed shut and snot flying in large chunks everywhere, I was nonetheless able to keep in step and never missed a beat.
Then he told me to clean the damn drum off and take something for the allergies.
Back when I played bass drum in a marching band the band leader spoke of his amazement that, during a sneezing fit with my eyes slammed shut and snot flying in large chunks everywhere, I was nonetheless able to keep in step and never missed a beat.
Then he told me to clean the damn drum off and take something for the allergies.
Well, I guess that answers that, but it brings up another question. Why is it so hard then to voluntarily stop peeing in mid-stream? Well, at least it's hard for me...Admiral Valdemar wrote:Believe it or not, you concentrate when urinating, it's a voluntary control of bladder sphincters and a sneeze is an upset in the system. Sneezing means losing control, sensory overload and therefore a hiccup in urinating. Mystery solved.
You really need to read the Ejaculation Distance thread, all 12 pages of it. It's a classic from our earlier days.xBlackFlash wrote:What the fuck??
This is almost as bad as the thread where someone talked about posting on SDN while shitting...
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
I don't know, I really don't. While I've undoubtedly sneezed while peeing at some point in my life, it's just one of those things which I never paid much attention to, and certainly not enough to remember for more than a few moments.
Why? Why does that thread have to haunt me again? Why?aerius wrote:You really need to read the Ejaculation Distance thread, all 12 pages of it. It's a classic from our earlier days.
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aerius wrote:Why is it so hard then to voluntarily stop peeing in mid-stream? Well, at least it's hard for me...
It is not hard. It is painful, but easy, for me anyway.
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Because you touch yourself at night, obviously.aerius wrote:Well, I guess that answers that, but it brings up another question. Why is it so hard then to voluntarily stop peeing in mid-stream? Well, at least it's hard for me...
Offhand, I'd say it's a combination of the fact that the sphincter has relaxed, and the fact that the bladder is still forcing urine out. The same reason that putting your finger over the end of a hose doesn't really stop the water flow.
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Thank you sir for posting a refreshing reminder of my past.aerius wrote:You really need to read the Ejaculation Distance thread, all 12 pages of it. It's a classic from our earlier days.
Getting back on topic...I guess theres something wrong with me because I don't stop mid-stream when sneezing. Stopped mid-stream while farting or taking a shit, yes. But no other time.
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I can't recall ever sneezing while urinating, but this sounds very plausible. A large sneeze tenses up pretty much every muscle in your torso for a moment.
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Mine doesn't stop, and hence I never noticed anything odd. Probably a difference between girls and guys.
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