Steel Cage Match Part Deux: Worf vs Wicket

[Drooling Iguana]

Inspiried by this thread, I thought I'd put Worf up against a slightly more evenly matched opponent. Same rules as the previous thread, no weapons, fight to the death. So, who takes it, the Klingon or the Ewok?

[Glimmervoid]

Wicket was the one who raps the sling round his head when trying to swing it right. Even then its close but it think we have to give it to Worf.

[Mr Bean]

Inspiried by this thread, I thought I'd put Worf up against a slightly more evenly matched opponent. Same rules as the previous thread, no weapons, fight to the death. So, who takes it, the Klingon or the Ewok?

Curbstomp on the knee-biter for Worf
Worf wins this one.

[Drooling Iguana]

Inspiried by this thread, I thought I'd put Worf up against a slightly more evenly matched opponent. Same rules as the previous thread, no weapons, fight to the death. So, who takes it, the Klingon or the Ewok?

Curbstomp on the knee-biter for Worf
Worf wins this one.

Care to provide reasoning?

[Instant Sunrise]

My guess...

"omfg teddy-bear!"

[Lord of the Abyss]

Unlike Stormtroopers, Klingons have no problem killing cute things. Remember the Great Tribble Crusade ? Worf stomps the fuzzy bastard into a lump of jelly.

[Civil War Man]

It wouldn't necessarily be a curbstomp for Worf, though my gut says it should be because of the whole teddy bear thing. Worf has the advantage of reach this time around, but Ewoks did display some feats of superhuman strength in the Endor battle (like throwing those rocks around as if they were made of polystyrene and lugging those huge logs up the trees in order to build those anti-walker booby traps).

[Kuja]

This is a three-step victory for Worf.

STEP 1: Pick up teddy bear by the arm.

STEP 2: Bash teddy bear against nearest solid object.

STEP 3: Repeat step 2 until teddy bear stops screaming.

[Bounty]

The last time the Klingon Empire was faced with cuddly wuddly furry pets, they sent warriors out to exterminate every last one of them and obliterated their homeworld.

Worf sees the Ewok, goes into a psychotic rage, Wicket gets turned into a pile of bloody fur.

[Phyre]

I dunno...

I see it more like:

Worf laughs at the fuzzy thing
Fuzzy thing Headbutts Worf's groin
Worf, enraged, destroys fuzzy thing, then bites its head off, Ozzy style

[Vicious]

Worf takes it. As strong as the Ewoks are, it doesn't do them any good if they lack leverage, which is kinda hard to find when you're being held at arms' length three feet off the ground. Worf's major advantage in reach wins it for him.

This is a three-step victory for Worf.

STEP 1: Pick up teddy bear by the arm.

STEP 2: Bash teddy bear against nearest solid object.

STEP 3: Repeat step 2 until teddy bear stops screaming.

Step 2 could actually be detrimental to Worf. Since this is a steel cage match, swinging an Ewok at the cage is pretty stupid. It would go as follows:

Worf swings Ewok at metal bars.
Ewok grabs bar with free arm, clutches Worf's arm and yanks real hard. This will:
A)Pull Worf off balance and
B) would likely rip his arm off if an Ewok is as strong as a Chimp.

If A)Worf staggers, Ewok grabs his head with his free hand and twists. Worf twitches and hits the floor like a sack of potatoes.
If B)Worf immediately goes into shock and dies while being pummeled by his own limb.

A better tactic would be to simply strangle the Ewok 'till it dies. I wonder if an Ewok in that position could possibly crush Worf's arm? Like, if he grabbed Worf's arm with both hands and squeezed, could he crush the bone? That might prevent Worf from even strangling it and force him to slam it into something like the floor hard enough and fast enough to at least stun it.

[Aktariel]

That depends...what kinda shape is worf in after being in a fight with chewbacca?

I think that in a steel cage match, Worf would probably win. Go with the tall hairless dude - it would be easier to grab wicket 'cause of all that hair and swing him around.

Worf.

[FTeik]

Worf picks Wicket up, gets hair from the Ewoks fur in his nose (remember his scenes with Spot), sneezes, drops Wicket, who - in a desperate move - pushs his head into Worfs groin and bites his balls of.

Then he tries to stay out of Worf's reach until the Klingon has bleed himself to death.

[Mr. T]

Depends on what range they start from, and if Wicket has his slingshot. If he does, then Worf is dead. If it's just a straight no weapons fight, Worf wins, though it would be more challenging for him then one would think. Afterall, a Ferengi kicked his ass in season one