Star War: Episode III: The Backstroke of the West

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Star War: Episode III: The Backstroke of the West

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http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-ii ... -west.html

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I laughed so much I now have a sore throat and chest
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"It would appear that in your anger, you killed her Lord Vader."


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That was great. :lol:
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Re: Star War: Episode III: The Backstroke of the West

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Oh Fuck, my brain! That has to be the funniest thing I've read in ages.

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"R2, do you is fucking"

Priceless. :P
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:shock:

And I thought mine was bad... *ahem* You didn't see that, you didn't see that... /waves hand

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Oh, oh my God! I couldn't stop laughing at that. My eyes teared, I couldn't breath for a little bit and I could barely see the screen. Seriously "R2, do you is fucking"? Where'd that come from?
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Reminds me of the Lord of the Rings captions I saw a while back.
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"Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety."

That is just wrong on so many levels. :lol:
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Drooling Iguana wrote:Reminds me of the Lord of the Rings captions I saw a while back.
Stop it! My lungs...have...collapsed! Goddamn, this stuff is funny! :lol:
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Drooling Iguana wrote:Reminds me of the Lord of the Rings captions I saw a while back.
Can't ... stop ... laughing! MY THROAT!

Anyone got anymore of those?
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Oh man. Finally, a successor to AYB!!
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anonymous doomed fighter pilot: He is in my behind
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The ROTS one was just.wrong.
The LOTR one was better.
Useless geek posting above.

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Tiger Ace wrote:The ROTS one was just.wrong.
The LOTR one was better.
could I have the link to the LOTR one ?
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Drooling Iguana posted it a little earlier on in the thread.
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Post by Gunhead »

Now my sides hurt from laughing and I think I dislocated my jaw.

That SW bit was funny, but it pales in comparison to the FotR one.

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Gah! Can't edit! I meant to add that I have a Japanese import Starscream figure, and 'more than meets the eye' has been badly translated to 'the truth that the eyes met before'
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anakin - (allah gold; great hopeless situation warrier)
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Cuckoldry?

That was a good start to my day :P
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So, in the chinese version Palpy turns Ani to the Sith by promising him free tail? :lol:
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"Like, reach the man, Good good good, let us counter-attacking!" :D Great link, this is some funny stuff.

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"They in my behind!"

Sounds like Darth Wong was leading the Vulture fighters... :wink:
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