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Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-07-01 03:22pm

Faram wrote: Okay got a load of drinks, and I drunk most of them, now how Do I loose my drunk stat?

Time, my friend. Only way to lose drunkenness is sto sleep it off. (Wait until rollover at night)

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-07-01 05:43pm

Nephtys wrote:
Enigma wrote:
Nephtys wrote:Alright for everyone, surefire moneymaker. People will buy LSEs like crazy. So adventure a ton in Penultimate Fantasy for cocoa eggshells and chests, (not to mention the exp), and cook 'em to Cocoa Eggs. Stock up on worthless items by making 31337 scrolls, and then grab some clovers. I sold 250k worth today, with ingredients that cost me at most 50k cash. Not bad.
where is Penultimate Fantasy?
You need to get to the sky. Using a bean. A magic bean.

I've got an enchanted bean but I can't use it because I'm told there is no suitable place for it at the plains.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-07-01 06:00pm

how do I unlock the sunken chests?

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-07-01 07:39pm

Faram, the coffee pixie is actually a good familiar. It boosts meat drops and your chances for finding items IIRC. Buy it a Miniature Espresso machine as soon as you can, it tacks five pounds onto it and can exceed the max weight of twenty in this fashion.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2005-07-02 01:17am

The Dark wrote:Spoiler-ish again: I believe those are the creatures that can only be defeated by specific items.

Yeah, I figured that out. I also note that taking a fully-loaded Hovering Sombero when beating one of them yields somewhere around 6-9 times the stat points of a fight in the Hole in the Sky.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-07-02 01:30am

Cyborg Stan wrote:
The Dark wrote:Spoiler-ish again: I believe those are the creatures that can only be defeated by specific items.
Yeah, I figured that out. I also note that taking a fully-loaded Hovering Sombero when beating one of them yields somewhere around 6-9 times the stat points of a fight in the Hole in the Sky.

Perhaps you should take that information to KOL Coldfront. Apparently, they never figured out what Hovering Somberos do.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2005-07-02 02:03am

Hrm? Apparently, the more difficult monster you're fighting, the better your stat gains. It's at least on this site here.

It's quite a pain to get the 'normal' way though.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-07-02 01:56pm

I got the hovering hombrero easily.

It is now my favourite familiar.

How do I cross the Orc Chasm?

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2005-07-02 04:33pm

I love the beanbag chair.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-07-03 01:16pm

Hm. I wonder where I get the item I need to complete the Slug Lord's quest.

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2005-07-03 01:25pm

Try the Sleazy Back Alley.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-07-03 01:28pm

CDiehl wrote:Try the Sleazy Back Alley.

Ah, I thought as much, but the Random Number God has not been kind.

DarkSilver · Post by **DarkSilver** » 2005-07-04 10:08am

The sluglord's quest requires the Asshat, I beleive...

we have two of them in the clan stash, just borrow it out of there Dalton.

Daltonator · Post by **Daltonator** » 2005-07-04 04:18pm

DarkSilver wrote:The sluglord's quest requires the Asshat, I beleive...

we have two of them in the clan stash, just borrow it out of there Dalton.

Nah, it's cool, I managed to figure it out. Thanks

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-07-04 05:35pm

Enigma wrote:I got the hovering hombrero easily. It is now my favourite familiar.

How do I cross the Orc Chasm?

You need a bridge. There is a way to get one, but arrr it's complicated.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-07-04 05:53pm

You need a bridge. There is a way to get one, but arrr it's complicated.

Spoilers:
After you have constructed the dignhy dinghy, you can go to the island. Fight in the Pirate Cove until you have the pirate costume, then put it on and adventure there again. A pirate will give you an abridge dictionary. Take it to the unitinkerer in the town and have him deconstruct it for you. You now have a bridge to place over the chasm.

By the way, visit The Sauce Pagoda in the mall, my new store.
Cookie for the shopkeeper reference.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-07-04 06:33pm

Noble Ire wrote:
You need a bridge. There is a way to get one, but arrr it's complicated.
Spoilers:
After you have constructed the dignhy dinghy, you can go to the island. Fight in the Pirate Cove until you have the pirate costume, then put it on and adventure there again. A pirate will give you an abridge dictionary. Take it to the unitinkerer in the town and have him deconstruct it for you. You now have a bridge to place over the chasm.

By the way, visit The Sauce Pagoda in the mall, my new store.
Cookie for the shopkeeper reference.

Problem with that is I need a screwdriver for the Untinker and I've spent hundreds of turns trying to find it at the Degrassi Knoll

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-07-04 08:16pm

Problem with that is I need a screwdriver for the Untinker and I've spent hundreds of turns trying to find it at the Degrassi Knoll

Hundreds of turns?
Man, I found it in four or so.

The gods of probablity really do have it in for you.
All I can suggest is getting an item finder familiar, like the gravy fairy baby.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2005-07-04 08:45pm

The store

Impulse's Shop of super cheap stuff!

is going to hold a 100 meat sale soon.

CONFIRMED

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-07-04 08:51pm

Noble Ire wrote:By the way, visit The Sauce Pagoda in the mall, my new store.
Cookie for the shopkeeper reference.

Episode #93 of Inuyasha - The Mysterious, Lecherous Monk. Also known as Miroku.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2005-07-04 09:32pm

Yay, bagged me a brainy skull and a baseball!

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-07-04 10:22pm

Episode #93 of Inuyasha - The Mysterious, Lecherous Monk. Also known as Miroku.

Indeed.
*Tosses Cookie*

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-07-07 09:33pm

Faram, how in the HELL did you get a million meat to throw in the coffers?

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-07-07 10:02pm

If you sell the right things, it's not hard. In one day, with a little patience I made 90K on LSE sales.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-07-08 11:27am

This fucking Random Number God shit has got to go. I'm sick to fucking death of missing an enemy I should be able to beat easily. Every single attack I make misses, and they beat me up. This is bullshit.