Ants vs. Termites, the finnal battle

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Ants vs. Termites, which shall win?

Victory for the Empire of Ants!
23
79%
Victory for the Termite Imperium!
6
21%
 
Total votes: 29

User avatar
Vympel
Spetsnaz
Spetsnaz
Posts: 29312
Joined: 2002-07-19 01:08am
Location: Sydney Australia

Post by Vympel »

Frank Hipper wrote:lol: Deluded fools! We were here before you, We outnumber you now, And We shall be here after your kind is evolved out of existance! ALL HAIL THE ETERNAL EMPIRE! :roll:
Bah! Spare us the hubris of a civilization past its prime! The termites are old, feeble and weak, we ants are young and strong! We shall overwhelm you!!!!!
Like Legend of Galactic Heroes? Please contribute to http://gineipaedia.com/
User avatar
Vympel
Spetsnaz
Spetsnaz
Posts: 29312
Joined: 2002-07-19 01:08am
Location: Sydney Australia

Post by Vympel »

Image

A glorious Soldier Ant takes hold of a vile termite coward!!!! :)
Like Legend of Galactic Heroes? Please contribute to http://gineipaedia.com/
User avatar
Frank Hipper
Overfiend of the Superego
Posts: 12882
Joined: 2002-10-17 08:48am
Location: Hamilton, Ohio?

Post by Frank Hipper »

Vympel wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:lol: Deluded fools! We were here before you, We outnumber you now, And We shall be here after your kind is evolved out of existance! ALL HAIL THE ETERNAL EMPIRE! :roll:
Bah! Spare us the hubris of a civilization past its prime! The termites are old, feeble and weak, we ants are young and strong! We shall overwhelm you!!!!!
HAHAHA! So weak that all your best efforts for eons have yet to make a dent in our progress and dominion! You diversify, for naught! Your mandibles shall be dulled in the flesh of our fearless soldier hordes and we shall give nitric acid for desert! FEEL THE PAIN, BABY!! :D
Image
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
User avatar
Vympel
Spetsnaz
Spetsnaz
Posts: 29312
Joined: 2002-07-19 01:08am
Location: Sydney Australia

Post by Vympel »

Frank Hipper wrote: HAHAHA! So weak that all your best efforts for eons have yet to make a dent in our progress and dominion! You diversify, for naught! Your mandibles shall be dulled in the flesh of our fearless soldier hordes and we shall give nitric acid for desert! FEEL THE PAIN, BABY!! :D
Clearly, the acid you are filled with has infected your mental capacities! Crying "feel the pain baby" clearly shows the decadence of termite civilization. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!
Like Legend of Galactic Heroes? Please contribute to http://gineipaedia.com/
Tosho
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 701
Joined: 2002-07-29 03:14am
Location: Texas

Post by Tosho »

termites because their less sexist. :P
Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:45 pm 666th post.
User avatar
starfury
Jedi Master
Posts: 1297
Joined: 2002-07-03 08:28pm
Location: aboard the ISD II Broadsword

Post by starfury »

Deluded fools! We were here before you, We outnumber you now, And We shall be here after your kind is evolved out of existance! ALL HAIL THE ETERNAL EMPIRE!
We shall draw you down into our slave labour pits, where your yooung shall work for us :twisted:

Slave-maker ants.
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic"-Joseph Stalin

"No plan survives contact with the enemy"-Helmuth Von Moltke

"Women prefer stories about one person dying slowly. Men prefer stories of many people dying quickly."-Niles from Frasier.
Antediluvian
Jedi Knight
Posts: 593
Joined: 2002-07-09 08:46pm

Post by Antediluvian »

Definitely the ants.

Once the soldier termites are down it's all over.

This reminds me of a documentary of when an army of ants invaded a huge termite nest and killed every single termite.

Ouch, it wasn't pretty.
User avatar
ArmorPierce
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 5904
Joined: 2002-07-04 09:54pm
Location: Born and raised in Brooklyn, unfornately presently in Jersey

Post by ArmorPierce »

Ants would have an easy win especailly with the help of the fire and bullet ants.
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
User avatar
ArmorPierce
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 5904
Joined: 2002-07-04 09:54pm
Location: Born and raised in Brooklyn, unfornately presently in Jersey

Post by ArmorPierce »

That movie wasn't a good source. The biggest species of ants are bigger than the biggest spieces of termites with the biggest ant species being around 2 inches I believe (not sure).
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
User avatar
LordShaithis
Redshirt
Posts: 3179
Joined: 2002-07-08 11:02am
Location: Michigan

Post by LordShaithis »

Ants go around invading their neigbors and making slaves of their enemy's offspring. How can I not love them? I vote ANTS!
If Religion and Politics were characters on a soap opera, Religion would be the one that goes insane with jealousy over Politics' intimate relationship with Reality, and secretly murder Politics in the night, skin the corpse, and run around its apartment wearing the skin like a cape shouting "My votes now! All votes for me! Wheeee!" -- Lagmonster
User avatar
neoolong
Dead Sexy 'Shroom
Posts: 13180
Joined: 2002-08-29 10:01pm
Location: California

Post by neoolong »

ArmorPierce wrote:That movie wasn't a good source. The biggest species of ants are bigger than the biggest spieces of termites with the biggest ant species being around 2 inches I believe (not sure).
Don't forget, some of the toughest ants, army ants, are able to kill horses. That's just badass.
Member of the BotM. @( !.! )@
User avatar
Shinova
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 10193
Joined: 2002-10-03 08:53pm
Location: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Post by Shinova »

I read something about Driver ant queens growing up to five inches long.

On another note, Driver ants were said to roam Africa, cleaning out entire VILLAGES.
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

neoolong wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:That movie wasn't a good source. The biggest species of ants are bigger than the biggest spieces of termites with the biggest ant species being around 2 inches I believe (not sure).
Don't forget, some of the toughest ants, army ants, are able to kill horses. That's just badass.

Tethered horses only, if they can move around the ants can't swarm them. They also bring down cows and human babies. Having hundreds of thousands of ants strip your skin of one square millimeter at a time is generally fatal..

So the question becomes, what happens if the insidious Termites obtain a limited quantity of AGENT RAID and deploy it in defence of there mounds?
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
User avatar
neoolong
Dead Sexy 'Shroom
Posts: 13180
Joined: 2002-08-29 10:01pm
Location: California

Post by neoolong »

Does RAID only affect ants? Because there might be problems with deployment issues then.
Member of the BotM. @( !.! )@
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

neoolong wrote:Does RAID only affect ants? Because there might be problems with deployment issues then.
It effects everything, its basically a mild nerve gas, a couple very stupid people have been seriously injured by it.

However the Termites can retreat to the higher levels of there mounds while the ant are approaching near the ground, Raid is heavier then air. But on the other hand several types of ants build surface tunnels and could build sealed passageways to the mounds to protect there troops.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
HemlockGrey
Fucking Awesome
Posts: 13834
Joined: 2002-07-04 03:21pm

Post by HemlockGrey »

Ants. If all else fails, the insect wave will win the day.
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
User avatar
ArmorPierce
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 5904
Joined: 2002-07-04 09:54pm
Location: Born and raised in Brooklyn, unfornately presently in Jersey

Post by ArmorPierce »

Sea Skimmer wrote:Tethered horses only, if they can move around the ants can't swarm them. They also bring down cows and human babies. Having hundreds of thousands of ants strip your skin of one square millimeter at a time is generally fatal..
Don't forget grown humans that has fallen off a tree and can't get up.
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

ArmorPierce wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Tethered horses only, if they can move around the ants can't swarm them. They also bring down cows and human babies. Having hundreds of thousands of ants strip your skin of one square millimeter at a time is generally fatal..
Don't forget grown humans that has fallen off a tree and can't get up.
That just sucks.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
User avatar
Anarchist Bunny
Foul, Cruel, and Bad-Tempered Rodent
Posts: 5458
Joined: 2002-07-12 02:08am
Contact:

Post by Anarchist Bunny »

Ants, easily, so easily it's not funny. I have the ants fact files from my old SimAnts game(it wasn't about the game but accual ant information). Ants are one of the oldest living creatures in the world. They are the strongest in relation to their size. They live longer than other insects(workers can live an entire year to 4 to 5 years, and some queens can live to be over 20) At any given time there are atleast 1,000,000,000,000,000 ants on the earth. The larges colony found so far is on the Ishikari Coast of Hokkaido: 306,000,00 ants with 1,080,000 queens in 45,000 interconnected nest over an area of 2.7 square km. Some ants can live for 14 days or longer underwater. At the time of this book there were 8,800 different spiecies of ants. Some ants have stingers in their abdomen, others can shoot formic acid(used in insecticides) and other venoms from thier abdomen. We have repletes, which are desert ants that are used to store digested food to feed the colony in times of little food, and could be used to feed those on the front line. Army ants are almost always on the move, they camp at night and to release new queens and males to mate, in numbers in the millions, these would be the main offensive force. Some ants have camoflauge like coloring or hairs that hold dirt to hide them from enemies, can someone say sneak attack? Some play dead, making themselves invisable to animals with compound eyes(ants, termites,etc.) Some have spines to punish attackers. Propaganda Pheromones, slavemaking species can produce pheromones that fool other ants into thinking they are harmless, probly works on termites. Some ants can jump or bounce to distract or escape from enemies. Parasitic ants could be used to put a strain termite food sources and slavery ants could steal termite eggs in large numbers, creating weaken forces in a couple of months, and canon fodder so to speak.
//This Line Blank as of 7/15/07\\
Ornithology Subdirector: SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
Wiilite
Image
User avatar
Evil Sadistic Bastard
Hentai Tentacle Demon
Posts: 4229
Joined: 2002-07-17 02:34am
Location: FREE
Contact:

Post by Evil Sadistic Bastard »

Frank Hipper wrote:
Vympel wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:lol: Deluded fools! We were here before you, We outnumber you now, And We shall be here after your kind is evolved out of existance! ALL HAIL THE ETERNAL EMPIRE! :roll:
Bah! Spare us the hubris of a civilization past its prime! The termites are old, feeble and weak, we ants are young and strong! We shall overwhelm you!!!!!
HAHAHA! So weak that all your best efforts for eons have yet to make a dent in our progress and dominion! You diversify, for naught! Your mandibles shall be dulled in the flesh of our fearless soldier hordes and we shall give nitric acid for desert! FEEL THE PAIN, BABY!! :D
That's FORMIC (methanoic, CH3COOH) acid, ninny.

And the ants would win. Humans would go after the termite queens and eat them. No queens = no reproduction and no reproduction = death. \

Oh wait, the humans can't interfere. Craptastic.

Ants win anyway. Army ant SWARM!
Believe in the sign of Hentai.

BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly

Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
User avatar
starfury
Jedi Master
Posts: 1297
Joined: 2002-07-03 08:28pm
Location: aboard the ISD II Broadsword

Post by starfury »

don't forget the large Bullet ants, these are very large ants, They can form heavy divsiions for hitting certain termite areas.
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic"-Joseph Stalin

"No plan survives contact with the enemy"-Helmuth Von Moltke

"Women prefer stories about one person dying slowly. Men prefer stories of many people dying quickly."-Niles from Frasier.
User avatar
Raptor 597
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3338
Joined: 2002-08-01 03:54pm
Location: Lafayette, Louisiana

Post by Raptor 597 »

Ants, unless the Termites can hold on to too a few valuable bases, fragmented. Otherwise, destroyed.
Formerly the artist known as Captain Lennox

"To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me." - Sir Isaac Newton
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Vympel wrote: Bah! Spare us the hubris of a civilization past its prime! The termites are old, feeble and weak, we ants are young and strong! We shall overwhelm you!!!!!
HAHAHA! So weak that all your best efforts for eons have yet to make a dent in our progress and dominion! You diversify, for naught! Your mandibles shall be dulled in the flesh of our fearless soldier hordes and we shall give nitric acid for desert! FEEL THE PAIN, BABY!! :D
That's FORMIC (methanoic, CH3COOH) acid, ninny.

And the ants would win. Humans would go after the termite queens and eat them. No queens = no reproduction and no reproduction = death. \

Oh wait, the humans can't interfere. Craptastic.

Ants win anyway. Army ant SWARM!
Human intervention would result in the ant armies being largely exterminated. People tend not to like billions of ants marching past.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
User avatar
Evil Sadistic Bastard
Hentai Tentacle Demon
Posts: 4229
Joined: 2002-07-17 02:34am
Location: FREE
Contact:

Post by Evil Sadistic Bastard »

Human intervention would result in flamethrowers and VX being used.
Believe in the sign of Hentai.

BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly

Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Human intervention would result in flamethrowers and VX being used.
I don't think we'd use persistent nerve gas on ants.. The Termites however would be hiding inside there fortresses and be no more annoying then usual. Thus no humans
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Post Reply