Aw, shit. I forgot the Crimson Guard. Screw Jedi, I'll take the robe and pike, thanks. I've got some martial art experience, I'm tall and big enough to be imposing and I can stand patiently for hours.Sharpshooter wrote: My fantasy part, though? Imperial Royal Guard. I get the cool armor and the robe, learn deadly martial arts, and get to do all the super-secret missions that nobody learns about. Plus, I get to sell myself out as a Mercenary once ol' Palps kicks the bucket, Kan Kyros-style.
Did I mention the cool suit?
Plus, I'm loyal to the Empire. For the Emperor! *charges screaming at a squad of Rebel scum*