Godzilla loose on Coruscant

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » 2002-11-24 04:38pm

Just thought I'd jump on the "Loose on Coruscant" bandwagon.

Anyway, Gojira turns up on Coruscant and starts stomping around blasting his atomic breath over everything.

What happens?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-24 04:43pm

A fighter streaks by and blows the living shit out of him.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-24 04:45pm

Cyril wrote:A fighter streaks by and blows the living shit out of him.

Then an army of cleaner bots squeegie up all the radioactive goo to be sold at Dex's Diner as his special recipe sliders.

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » 2002-11-24 04:51pm

Remember now that he regularly laughs at the assaults of the JSDF as a matter of course...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-24 04:52pm

He falls to his death

Towers=2+Miles High= raaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.......... SPLAT

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-24 05:01pm

Totenkopf wrote:Remember now that he regularly laughs at the assaults of the JSDF as a matter of course...

Good point.

Those artillery pieces the clones were using in AtoC did look a lot like Masers.

Still, I don't think the big G could stand up to a proton torpedo.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-24 05:07pm

A ship in orbit tractors him into its hold and takes him to an Imperial Zoo planet.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-24 05:10pm

Totenkopf wrote:Remember now that he regularly laughs at the assaults of the JSDF as a matter of course...

Coruscant probably has worse things thingy its sewer systems. After all they have birds the gain hand from solid ferrocrete and armored rats several meters long..

Anyway, a couple salvos from a TIE squadron have as much fire as the JSDF's entire stock of ammunition.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-24 05:24pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Totenkopf wrote:Remember now that he regularly laughs at the assaults of the JSDF as a matter of course...
Coruscant probably has worse things thingy its sewer systems. After all they have birds the gain hand from solid ferrocrete and armored rats several meters long..

Anyway, a couple salvos from a TIE squadron have as much fire as the JSDF's entire stock of ammunition.

If a mod happens to drop by please do delete the above. What I meant was:

Coruscant probably has worse things in its sewer systems. After all they have birds that can hang from solid ferrocrete via there talons and armored rats several meters long.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-11-24 06:03pm

I want to see Godzilla survive 500 teratons - 5 petatons of Ground emplacement turbolaser goodness.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-24 09:16pm

Ender wrote:I want to see Godzilla survive 500 teratons - 5 petatons of Ground emplacement turbolaser goodness.

The ground turbos can't point down, IIRC.

But two LAATs should turn it into Godzilla flambe a la nuke.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-24 10:57pm

The buildings are too strong for him to destroy, opposing ships too powerful for him, and too much to destroy. A vaction to Coruscant would be a mustake for Godzilla. He'd be turned into tomorrow's dinner in a few minutes, at most.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2002-11-25 03:33am

I think the big G would cause alot of damage befor he's taken down. There are alot of buildnings all around, and speeders zipping around. It would be intersting to see.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-11-25 08:13am

Godzilla will be killed faster, considering Coruscant's more advanced sensor and weaponry tech compared to 20th century earth. But the casualties may be higher, since Coruscant is more densely populated.