Comic for week of 11/24/2002

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4 Stars - Excellent! I proudly pissed myself!
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20%
3 Stars - Very good! I almost pissed myself ... proudly!
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70%
2 Stars - Eh ... the art's OK ... I guess.
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1 Star - Time to fire that monkey of a writer ... oh right, that's YOU.
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Comic for week of 11/24/2002

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EDIT: I've added a new little dealie. Rate the strip. This will be attached to every future comic posting.

EDIT (again): Poll was acting whacky. Fixed it.
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ROFLMAO

Thats too much like Ray its not funny.
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Hehe Quite nice
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Wait this reminds me of my collage days...

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WOTFLMTO!
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heehee.....good one.....restraining order...lesbian....heehee
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:WOTFLMTO!
What does that mean?
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Damn, that's fuckign hilarious!!1
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Durandal wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:WOTFLMTO!
What does that mean?

ROTFLMAO, if I am correct....
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Major typo, then.
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LOL!
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Wahahahaaaa! Good one! :D
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Durandal wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:WOTFLMTO!
What does that mean?
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I didn't find it ithat! funny
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:WOTFLMTO!
What does that mean?
Writhing On The Floor Laughing My Tentacles Off

Being a Hentai Tentacle Demon my physiology is different from normal, moral beings.
Ah ... that explains a lot.
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How to fail Dating 102: Crappy Pickup Lines

" Hi, I'm Wong. Are you Chinese? Would you like some in you? "
(at a copy machine) " Reproducing eh? Need help? "
" Hi, I'm a magical being. Take off your bra. "
" I AM BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!" (very very very bad pickup line)
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:How to fail Dating 102: Crappy Pickup Lines

" Hi, I'm Wong. Are you Chinese? Would you like some in you? "
*shudder*
(at a copy machine) " Reproducing eh? Need help? "
lol

" Hi, I'm a magical being. Take off your bra. "
*chirpchirp*
" I AM BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!" (very very very bad pickup line)
ROFLMAO!!!!
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More crappy pickup lines:

" Hey, I'm a Jedi Knight. Do you want to see my magic thing that can extend up to four times its own length? "
(You'd better have a lightsaber around or she'll clean your clock and call the cops)

" NOW BITCH! "

" You ARE over 18, right? "

" I'm Randolph Sean Tan the Third, I live in a Queen Astrid Park mansion with 23 rooms, 15 servants and (blah blah blah... hey, where'd she go? "
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I really liked the comic. I'm sure there are stalkers out there that wonder why they get restraining orders.
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People have begun referring to it as "The RayCav Episode." :)
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Which one is you? Because it looks like the one in the chair is you...but I assume you are the Damien in the message...

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Post by neoolong »

Funny. To close to reality hehe.

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