Best-looking man/woman alive

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-24 08:10pm

Of course you would, Alyrium. Now, have you seen the pics posted in BOTM...?

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-24 08:11pm

I'd hit it.

Even if Orlando didnt buy you dinner first ?

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Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-24 08:43pm

Even if he didnt buy me dinner. Even if I met him in a bar and he said "my place or yours"

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-24 08:45pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Even if he didnt buy me dinner. Even if I met him in a bar and he said "my place or yours"

Heehee.....I have quie the same feeling about him.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-24 08:46pm

Een if Orlando Bloom pulled me into some ally and propositioned me for wild sadomasochist(sp) monkey love in some run down motel

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-24 11:49pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Een if Orlando Bloom pulled me into some ally and propositioned me for wild sadomasochist(sp) monkey love in some run down motel

Okay that might be the point that officially qualifies as too much informaiton.

Anyway:

My choices would be an odd tie between Mandy Moore, Denise Richards, and Jessica Alba.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-24 11:51pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
My choices would be an odd tie between Mandy Moore, Denise Richards, and Jessica Alba.

I'm with Denise. Just watched the World Is Not Enough last night, the part in the sub was... stimulating... (WET T-SHIRT Wo0TQ)

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-24 11:52pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:
My choices would be an odd tie between Mandy Moore, Denise Richards, and Jessica Alba.
I'm with Denise. Just watched the World Is Not Enough last night, the part in the sub was... stimulating... (WET T-SHIRT Wo0TQ)

If you enjoyed that then watch the shower fight scene in Undercover Brother...great movie BTW.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-24 11:53pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:
My choices would be an odd tie between Mandy Moore, Denise Richards, and Jessica Alba.
I'm with Denise. Just watched the World Is Not Enough last night, the part in the sub was... stimulating... (WET T-SHIRT Wo0TQ)
If you enjoyed that then watch the shower fight scene in Undercover Brother...great movie BTW.

That movie put me to sleep. And I don't sleep through movies. Ever.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-24 11:56pm

Hmmm... Aria Giovanni, Aurora Snow, Milla Jovovich, Lexa Doig, Claire Forlani...That's all I can think of.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-24 11:59pm

And everyone forgot Tara Reid?

And now for some completely unrelated sexist humor.

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us." Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-25 12:09am

Good one ESB! Chicks- Gwen Stephani
Dudes- *ahem*-
Ben Browder
George Eads
I guess those are the flavors of the month. There's more, believe me.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 12:10am

Frank Hipper wrote:Good one ESB! Chicks- Gwen Stephani
Dudes- *ahem*-
Ben Browder
George Eads
I guess those are the flavors of the month. There's more, believe me.

Those guys I've never heard of....

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2002-11-25 12:10am

Deborah Duchêne is very alluringly elegant, especially from when she appeared in Forever Knight.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-25 12:11am

verilon wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Good one ESB! Chicks- Gwen Stephani
Dudes- *ahem*-
Ben Browder
George Eads
I guess those are the flavors of the month. There's more, believe me.
Those guys I've never heard of....

Ben Browder plays John Crichton on Farscape. You'd like him, I'd wager.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-25 12:16am

Geoge Eads plays Nick on CSI.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 12:20am

Frank Hipper wrote:Geoge Eads plays Nick on CSI.

Oh, the hot one?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-25 12:24am

Oh yeah.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-11-25 12:53am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Guys, In your opinion, who do you think is the best-looking woman alive?

And for the women and gays, who is the best-looking man?

Can't let this thread go too far without some shameless ego-stroking self-plugging. The best looking man on this planet is me, of course!

Actually . . .

All kidding aside. I'd say Natalie Portman. (Your results may vary of course.) I don't like Gwen Stefani that much. She's just not that attractive to be honest. And the other chicks . . . they seem pretty nice too.

Best looking old guy honors has to go to Sean Connery though.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-25 12:59am

verilon wrote:I will add in Alyssa Milano and Liv Tyler....but who are Liz Hurley and Erin Cummings?

Oh, yeah, I forgot about Liv Tyler. She's hotter in the movies, though, than she is in real life. I also forgot Natalie Portman, but I don't think she's quite as hot as some of the others I listed here.

Liz Hurley has appeared in such films as Austin Powers, Mickey Blue Eyes, and Bedazzled. Believe me, I didn't watch ANY of those movies for their plots.

Miss Cummings appeared in Sports Illustrated's most famous edition of the year. She's enormously attractive.

BTW, verilon, no offense meant, of course, but I could have sworn that you were homosexual. If I'm wrong, then I apologize, but I thought that that was your consistent position with regards to the sex issue.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-25 01:00am

Master of Ossus wrote:
verilon wrote:I will add in Alyssa Milano and Liv Tyler....but who are Liz Hurley and Erin Cummings?
Oh, yeah, I forgot about Liv Tyler. She's hotter in the movies, though, than she is in real life. I also forgot Natalie Portman, but I don't think she's quite as hot as some of the others I listed here.

Liz Hurley has appeared in such films as Austin Powers, Mickey Blue Eyes, and Bedazzled. Believe me, I didn't watch ANY of those movies for their plots.

Miss Cummings appeared in Sports Illustrated's most famous edition of the year. She's enormously attractive.

BTW, verilon, no offense meant, of course, but I could have sworn that you were homosexual. If I'm wrong, then I apologize, but I thought that that was your consistent position with regards to the sex issue.

He is. Can't homosexual guys think certain women look good?

EDIT: Sorry for speaking for you, verilon. my bad.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 01:01am

Master of Ossus wrote:
verilon wrote:I will add in Alyssa Milano and Liv Tyler....but who are Liz Hurley and Erin Cummings?
Oh, yeah, I forgot about Liv Tyler. She's hotter in the movies, though, than she is in real life. I also forgot Natalie Portman, but I don't think she's quite as hot as some of the others I listed here.

Liz Hurley has appeared in such films as Austin Powers, Mickey Blue Eyes, and Bedazzled. Believe me, I didn't watch ANY of those movies for their plots.

Miss Cummings appeared in Sports Illustrated's most famous edition of the year. She's enormously attractive.

BTW, verilon, no offense meant, of course, but I could have sworn that you were homosexual. If I'm wrong, then I apologize, but I thought that that was your consistent position with regards to the sex issue.

No, you're right. I am, but there are those that I truly wouldn't mind fucking the brains out of them.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-25 01:04am

verilon wrote: No, you're right. I am, but there are those that I truly wouldn't mind fucking the brains out of them.

Okay. Thanks for clarifying.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 01:08am

Master of Ossus wrote:
verilon wrote: No, you're right. I am, but there are those that I truly wouldn't mind fucking the brains out of them.
Okay. Thanks for clarifying.

No problem. This is, what, the third time I've confused someone on the board? Oh, and for future reference, 'gay' is preferable to 'homosexual.'

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-25 03:30am

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