Ants vs. Termites, the finnal battle

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Ants vs. Termites, which shall win?

Victory for the Empire of Ants!
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Victory for the Termite Imperium!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Human intervention would result in flamethrowers and VX being used.
I don't think we'd use persistent nerve gas on ants.. The Termites however would be hiding inside there fortresses and be no more annoying then usual. Thus no humans
True. But any of the organophosphates would be excellent in eliminating vermin.

More reasons why the ants should win: There have been more movies made of them.

Many more species of ants, each of them specialized.

Soldier ants with big big heads to block entrances.
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So termites are boring. Your point being? They still hurt like hell when oyu get bitten by them.
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Ants win it .However termites would survive they are related to cockroaches
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So are most insects.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
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Frank Hipper wrote:HAHAHA! So weak that all your best efforts for eons have yet to make a dent in our progress and dominion! You diversify, for naught! Your mandibles shall be dulled in the flesh of our fearless soldier hordes and we shall give nitric acid for desert! FEEL THE PAIN, BABY!! :D
That's FORMIC (methanoic, CH3COOH) acid, ninny.

And the ants would win. Humans would go after the termite queens and eat them. No queens = no reproduction and no reproduction = death. \

Oh wait, the humans can't interfere. Craptastic.

Ants win anyway. Army ant SWARM!
Human intervention would result in the ant armies being largely exterminated. People tend not to like billions of ants marching past.
Humans have yet to bring a SINGLE insect species to extinction.
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: That's FORMIC (methanoic, CH3COOH) acid, ninny.

And the ants would win. Humans would go after the termite queens and eat them. No queens = no reproduction and no reproduction = death. \

Oh wait, the humans can't interfere. Craptastic.

Ants win anyway. Army ant SWARM!
Human intervention would result in the ant armies being largely exterminated. People tend not to like billions of ants marching past.
Humans have yet to bring a SINGLE insect species to extinction.
I said there armies would be destroyed while on the move due to the annoyance, not that humans would wipe out all ants or even try.
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Yes you were. Just trying to put a perspective on things.
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Frank Hipper wrote:Yes you were. Just trying to put a perspective on things.
So "Armies being largely exterminated." Now means the same thing as "Species rendered extinct"? Right....
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No, I just woke up and posted incoherently. Read " I get your point, but....."
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I thought human intervention wouldn't be allowed, it was a strictly Ants vs Termites fight, only human transports would be used as a way for the ants to cross oceans.
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anarchistbunny wrote:I thought human intervention wouldn't be allowed, it was a strictly Ants vs Termites fight, only human transports would be used as a way for the ants to cross oceans.
You are correct. The above is merely explained why along with some ideal thoughts on chemical warfare vs. the echelon attack from hell.
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There are also the large bulldog ants that live in Australia
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