Charles McVety, a spokesman for Defend Marriage Canada and president of Canada Christian College, said he was "very sad that the state has invaded the church, breached separation of church and state and redefined a religious word."
Yeah, they really invaded the church by specifically stating that religious institutions would never be forced to perform the ceremony. Riiiiight.
LeftWingExtremist wrote:Yay! Finnally some progress. If only Johnny could do something about this. waiting... (i must say calling themselves the liberal party is very ironic)
You'll notice that I use capital L Liberal. If I had my way, the NDP would be in power.
My brother and sister-in-law: "Do you know where milk comes from?"
My niece: "Yeah, from the fridge!"
Canada legalizes gay marriage; Where Are The Doombringers?
FakeWire's exclusive interview with the Four Horsemen.
Friday, July 22, 2005; Posted: 12:00 a.m. EDT
Ascension Cafe, Infinity (FW) -- Canada legalized gay marriage Wednesday, becoming the world's fourth nation to grant full legal rights to same-sex couples.
This news has been cited as yet another sign of the fast coming apocalypse, but despite years of warnings, no apocalypse has yet arrived. By special request, the members of the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse have taken time out of their busy schedules to talk with us.
"Well, it's how things go these days," Said War, bringer of destruction. "We've all got our own solo projects these days. I've got a big tour in the Middle East, Pestilence is doing this huge thing in Africa, and, well, we all know about Famine, don't we? We just aren't ready to get back to touring as a group. Creatively, I mean."
Signs of a breakup in the future? Not so, says Pestilence, who we caught up with near deepest Africa.
"No, no, man. You've got it all wrong. We're artists. We've had an awesome time together, you can never replace that, you can never get that from solo work. But, as individuals, we need to get out, stretch out wings."
"Besides," He added, "It's not like it's the end of the world. Get it?"
This isn't the first time the Horsemen have suffered from internal strife. During the End Of Rome tour, Pestilence reportedly locked himself in a public bath for three weeks over what was later called 'creative differences'. The group would ultimately get back together and go on to topple the greatest empire of all time.
Former member and professional sower of discord in reality, Kaos had the following to say on the subject. "I think it's really too early to count these boys out. I know alot of people were screaming how it was never gonna be the same after I left, but they went on to prove they can annihilate a civilization in style. I'm really proud of them all, and I hope to get together with them for the Aztec Reunion Tour."
Death, spokesbeing for the Horsemen, said in a press conference that they are planning something 'REALLY BIG' and 'IT'LL BLOW YOUR MINDS, TRUST ME' for the future, but details remain sketchy so far.
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.
Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
You'll notice that I use capital L Liberal. If I had my way, the NDP would be in power.
If I had my way, the NDP would cease to exist, but that's for another thread.
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HAB: Crew-Served Weapons Specialist
"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope." --P.J. O'Rourke
"A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." --J.S. Mill
A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
Finnally some progress. If only Johnny could do something about this. waiting... (i must say calling themselves the liberal party is very ironic)
