Pikachu VS. Enterprise-D

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The winner is...

Pikachu. He's so cute and cuddly, no one would want to hurt him.
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19%
The Enterprise sucks, so I'll go with Pikachu.
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Pikachu, I choose you.
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What, are you saying that it's actually a contest? Of course Pikachu wins!
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I'm a rabid trekkie.
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Total votes: 16

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Pikachu VS. Enterprise-D

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Yes that's right, the yellow rat versus the ship that is so vulnerable to ions that it gets tossed around like a leaf whenever electrically charged particles are involved. And with Pikachu around, you know things are going to be highly charged. So, who wins?

(A bit late, but I thought there needed to be at least one Pokemon-praising thread.) :P
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data_link wrote:
(A bit late, but I thought there needed to be at least one Pokemon-praising thread.) :P
:shock: What the!?

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*dons fireproof suit*
Nyah. :P
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data_link wrote:*dons fireproof suit*
Nyah. :P
D'oh! *gets pets Great Red Wyrm*

Ok, Billy, fire away! [pun not intended]
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If Pikachu appeared on the ship the crew would probably try to study it. They would probably try to transport it, which might not work, or trap it. Eventually they would just annoy the hell out of Pikachu who would just bust out with his powers. This would cause a hell of a lot of damage and Pikachu would try to get away. The crew would try to recapture him, carefully because he is so cute, and Pikachu would run around causing chaos and eventually reach the warp core and destroy it. Everybody dies.
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I'd really like to see Ash and Wesley fight each other to the death. Pikachu can't go a single episode without shocking something. When he does the warp cores goes up and...

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data_link wrote:Yes that's right, the yellow rat versus the ship that is so vulnerable to ions that it gets tossed around like a leaf whenever electrically charged particles are involved. And with Pikachu around, you know things are going to be highly charged. So, who wins?

(A bit late, but I thought there needed to be at least one Pokemon-praising thread.) :P
You forgot an option for those of us who want to see Pikachu's head rammed on a pike. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Raichu would be more fun. :twisted:
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neoolong wrote:If Pikachu appeared on the ship the crew would probably try to study it. They would probably try to transport it, which might not work, or trap it. Eventually they would just annoy the hell out of Pikachu who would just bust out with his powers. This would cause a hell of a lot of damage and Pikachu would try to get away. The crew would try to recapture him, carefully because he is so cute, and Pikachu would run around causing chaos and eventually reach the warp core and destroy it. Everybody dies.
*thinks of ST crew as a virtual Team Rocket*

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data_link wrote:
(A bit late, but I thought there needed to be at least one Pokemon-praising thread.) :P
Now as for your little comment...

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Hydralisk go! Use your fucking huge claw attack! Slaughter strike!
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Pikachu! Use agility! :P
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verilon wrote:Pikachu! Use agility! :P
*Hydralisk cuts verilon in half with one swipe, turns to face Pokemon, which promptly uses agility to run out of the arena*
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
verilon wrote:Pikachu! Use agility! :P
*Hydralisk cuts verilon in half with one swipe, turns to face Pokemon, which promptly uses agility to run out of the arena*
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Black Mage! Use your HADOKEN ability!

NUCLEAR STRIKE!

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Sea Skimmer wrote:
verilon wrote:Pikachu! Use agility! :P
*Hydralisk cuts verilon in half with one swipe, turns to face Pokemon, which promptly uses agility to run out of the arena*
By the way, you're no fun. :evil:
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verilon wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
verilon wrote:Pikachu! Use agility! :P
*Hydralisk cuts verilon in half with one swipe, turns to face Pokemon, which promptly uses agility to run out of the arena*
By the way, you're no fun. :evil:
Never said you where dead, this is a children's cartoon after all...
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
verilon wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: *Hydralisk cuts verilon in half with one swipe, turns to face Pokemon, which promptly uses agility to run out of the arena*
By the way, you're no fun. :evil:
Never said you where dead, this is a children's cartoon after all...
I know. You forgot to look at my other post, then.
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Jesus Christ data link. Just because you think shitty japanamation and anamie crap is better than Sci-Fi dosnt mean you have to post stupid threads... I hate anamie and you dont see me bitching about how crappy it is by saying "Ooo! How bout a bulbasaur vs. A gundam! The pokemon would win because anamie sucks!" You are as intelligent as my left testicle.
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SolidSnake wrote:Jesus Christ data link. Just because you think shitty japanamation and anamie crap is better than Sci-Fi dosnt mean you have to post stupid threads... I hate anamie and you dont see me bitching about how crappy it is by saying "Ooo! How bout a bulbasaur vs. A gundam! The pokemon would win because anamie sucks!" You are as intelligent as my left testicle.
So getting revenge on JediNeophyte for all the anti-pokemon threads isn't a valid motive?
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wow, very well distribuated poll
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SirNitram wrote:Black Mage! Use your HADOKEN ability!

NUCLEAR STRIKE!

*FOOM*
Cut it's f****** balls off
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Random summoner mage: Mass of summoned minions I choose you!*Starts summonigng dragons, demons, and celestials all bound to do hs will* Kill!
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Random summoner mage: Mass of summoned minions I choose you!*Starts summonigng dragons, demons, and celestials all bound to do hs will* Kill!
You are WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too into D&D, my friend.....how about we keep this on topic for once?
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verilon wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Random summoner mage: Mass of summoned minions I choose you!*Starts summonigng dragons, demons, and celestials all bound to do hs will* Kill!
You are WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too into D&D, my friend.....how about we keep this on topic for once?
What topic? You didn't actually think that this was a serious poll, did you?
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Random summoner mage: Mass of summoned minions I choose you!*Starts summonigng dragons, demons, and celestials all bound to do hs will* Kill!

*Looks at all the demons, dragons, etc.*

Ya know...I still have a Hadoken left :twisted: :twisted: .

HADOKEN!

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