I am the most evil one on this board.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 05:50am

Yes I am. I am starting a new job next week.

Telemarketing.

That's right, the most evil job there is. I don't PLAN on calling your house, so no shooting me if I do. It may be an evil job, but it pays well, and they were hiring. So. I have a job, now, and I am evil because I took the job.

So NYAH!!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-25 06:11am

Well, at least you have a job

Congrats.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-11-25 06:14am

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-11-25 06:14am

Change his title to: Evil Telemarketeer Wanted DEAD!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 06:43am

Faram wrote:Change his title to: Evil Telemarketeer Wanted DEAD!

Okay, then, Faram and Hotfoot, I WILL call your houses...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-11-25 06:58am

verilon wrote:
Faram wrote:Change his title to: Evil Telemarketeer Wanted DEAD!

Okay, then, Faram and Hotfoot, I WILL call your houses...

Nener Nener Nener

I'll wager that you can't call international calls.

BTW telemarketing rules in Sweden is HARD to comply with.

I used to buy stuff open the pakage send the crap back and get a refeund for the stuff and mail cost.

Doing this 4 times made the assholes see the light I don't get telemarketers call any more.

And i'm registrated in the NIX register so it is an offence to call me

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 07:05am

Okay, so I don't see where you're from on my setting....otherwise I might not have said as such. I use the digitaltilight theme, so I see av, title, rank, posts. That's it.

Sparkticus · Post by **Sparkticus** » 2002-11-25 07:59am

Ha. I am 10 times more evil than all of you. I have been doing telemarketing for 6 months. And I'm good at it...

He He He...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 08:02am

Sparkticus wrote:Ha. I am 10 times more evil than all of you. I have been doing telemarketing for 6 months. And I'm good at it...

He He He...

Damn....no longer the resident telemarketer.....but I'm still the most evil one....My FRIENDS call me evil, I have it tattooed on my neck, black is a MUST, and I am going ot be a telemarketer. NYAH!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-25 08:29am

Telemarking!

I crush 3rd World Contrys and Opress thier people but you SIR Disgust ME!

Sparkticus · Post by **Sparkticus** » 2002-11-25 08:41am

Opinion noted, Bean.
[shameless sales mode]
Say, would you be interested in a holiday? We can offer you seven nights in exquisite luxury at the tangalooma island resort, only a forty minute catamaran trip from beautiful brisbane! Once you step off the boat, it's like stepping into another world, with expansive, well appointed holiday villas, hundreds of daily activitys for you and the family, even nightly dolphin feedings! All this for only $399 pp, twin share! It is a fantastic opportunity!
[/shameless sales mode]
Sometimes I scare myself...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-11-25 08:56am

Sparkticus wrote:Opinion noted, Bean.
[shameless sales mode]
Say, would you be interested in a holiday? We can offer you seven nights in exquisite luxury at the tangalooma island resort, only a forty minute catamaran trip from beautiful brisbane! Once you step off the boat, it's like stepping into another world, with expansive, well appointed holiday villas, hundreds of daily activitys for you and the family, even nightly dolphin feedings! All this for only $399 pp, twin share! It is a fantastic opportunity!
[/shameless sales mode]
Sometimes I scare myself...

Drool sounds nice sign me up!... Shake head. Pounds head in bench...

Back to normal

Die evil telemarketer Die

Damn your kungfu is strong

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 08:59am

Faram wrote:
Sparkticus wrote:Opinion noted, Bean.
[shameless sales mode]
Say, would you be interested in a holiday? We can offer you seven nights in exquisite luxury at the tangalooma island resort, only a forty minute catamaran trip from beautiful brisbane! Once you step off the boat, it's like stepping into another world, with expansive, well appointed holiday villas, hundreds of daily activitys for you and the family, even nightly dolphin feedings! All this for only $399 pp, twin share! It is a fantastic opportunity!
[/shameless sales mode]
Sometimes I scare myself...
Drool sounds nice sign me up!... Shake head. Pounds head in bench...

Back to normal

Die evil telemarketer Die

Damn your kungfu is strong

It should be cake. After dealing with the theatre for 14 mos, I only have to deal with about 10 more bitchy people per time frame of about 30 min. more or less.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-25 09:11am

Ok, this will be appropriate here.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-25 09:13am

They're watching you...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 09:16am

IG-88E wrote:Red X.

Not for me...

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-25 09:16am

IG-88E wrote:Red X.

I see it just fine. But for those who can't...

http://www.snoopy.com/comics/buckets/ar ... 021125.gif

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-25 09:25am

It's working now.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-25 09:28am

(Sets a bunch of spy satellites loose on Iggy)

If you pick up, a phone, and my house is called, and I pick iy up, and I find out it's you, things will get... unpleasant.

(of course I'm kidding)

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-25 11:34am

While I have done a bit of tele-marketing-esque stuff before and have some sympathy, I still find the majority of tele-marketers quite annoying and evil.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-25 11:36am

neoolong wrote:While I have done a bit of tele-marketing-esque stuff before and have some sympathy, I still find the majority of tele-marketers quite annoying and evil.

The worst is when the telemarketers with young and cute female voice scall, I can't decide whether I should kill them or gently tell them off.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-25 11:37am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:The worst is when the telemarketers with young and cute female voice scall, I can't decide whether I should kill them or gently tell them off.

Neither. Act horny and ask what they're wearing. They'll hang up before you know it.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-25 11:40am

IG-88E wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:The worst is when the telemarketers with young and cute female voice scall, I can't decide whether I should kill them or gently tell them off.
Neither. Act horny and ask what they're wearing. They'll hang up before you know it.

Hmmm...

" Hi, I'm from AC Nielsen and I'd like to - "
[Atavistic Reptilian Voice] " Hey babe, are you wearing white panties? I know you are, you sweet virginal thing you...[/Atavistic Reptilian Voice]

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-25 11:46am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:The worst is when the telemarketers with young and cute female voice scall, I can't decide whether I should kill them or gently tell them off.
Neither. Act horny and ask what they're wearing. They'll hang up before you know it.
Hmmm...

" Hi, I'm from AC Nielsen and I'd like to - "
[Atavistic Reptilian Voice] " Hey babe, are you wearing white panties? I know you are, you sweet virginal thing you...[/Atavistic Reptilian Voice]

Damn, that's a good one. I'll have to try that out next time, you definetly live up to your name.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-25 12:01pm

I have a friend in NM. I'm gonna have to ask her to kill you. Seeing that you've posted a picture of yourself in the "what do you look like?" thread, it shouldn't be too hard to track you down. You have 1 hour to quit your evil telemarketing job before I arrange for you to die!!