I am the most evil one on this board.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-25 12:02pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
IG-88E wrote: Neither. Act horny and ask what they're wearing. They'll hang up before you know it.
Hmmm...

" Hi, I'm from AC Nielsen and I'd like to - "
[Atavistic Reptilian Voice] " Hey babe, are you wearing white panties? I know you are, you sweet virginal thing you...[/Atavistic Reptilian Voice]
Damn, that's a good one. I'll have to try that out next time, you definetly live up to your name.

I am what I am... And I'm EVIL!!!!!!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 12:36pm

aerius wrote:I have a friend in NM. I'm gonna have to ask her to kill you. Seeing that you've posted a picture of yourself in the "what do you look like?" thread, it shouldn't be too hard to track you down. You have 1 hour to quit your evil telemarketing job before I arrange for you to die!!

Pshah. Whatever.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-25 01:06pm

Just don't let the rudeness and rejection get you down.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 01:07pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Just don't let the rudeness and rejection get you down.

Like I said, it's only about 10 more bitchy people per small time frame from my last job. I can handle it.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-25 01:11pm

Cool. Post your shittiest responses here for our enjoyment and derision!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 01:12pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Cool. Post your shittiest responses here for our enjoyment and derision!

Okay, I may do that. Maybe.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-25 01:16pm

What do you mean? To telemarketers or to dumb people.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-25 01:18pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:What do you mean? To telemarketers or to dumb people.

From the dumb people. One of the "meanest" I got at the theatre was "Don't tell me what I'm gonna order!"

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-25 01:19pm

Hmmm....

Telemarketer: Hi, I'm Richard from AC Nielsen and I'd like to
Dumb Person: Could you spare me ten bucks? I really need ten bucks. I need a fix, man, I'm burning out bad, so bad...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-25 04:53pm

Here's some pronunciations for telemarketing, for when the names are too simple:

Smith (smy-teh)
Jones (john-es)
Wong (whoa-ing)
Wood (woo-odd)
Lee (lay-ee)
Ho (whore)
Hill (hi-ell)
Frank (frah-nek)

Remember, be annoying, and make the people you're calling want to throw the phone out fo the window. That's what being a telemarketer is all about.